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Hope they gave her the old what's for.
she is a virgin and aliens look for those, I've heard. They have small probes.
posted by
scriber
on May 12, 2005 at 4:19 PM
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Those Eyes! Makes You Wonder...
...what on (or off) Earth they are doing to her 'down below' as the picture was taken.
The mind boggles - much like those eyes!!
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on May 10, 2005 at 2:09 AM
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Mysticgme ~
~ I'm thinking there's a Playboy spread in her future, or maybe
Extraterrestrial Monthly. Those little buggers love a big pair of....eyes.
posted by
mark2556
on May 6, 2005 at 9:09 AM
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Funny....and to think this woman ran away from all the hoopla in her life...e gads, now she's owned by the country and its demands on her...funny twist
posted by
MysticGmekeepr
on May 6, 2005 at 8:25 AM
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No shit Mark! And it would not phase me a bit to hear
Jackass Jackson tell everyone that she called him in for help.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 5, 2005 at 2:51 PM
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Sorry I am limited with my smiley
selection...probably a good thing though or I'd spend too much time selecting the appropriate one for each comment!
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 5, 2005 at 1:57 PM
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F or F ~ Thank you for the smiley-face/smiling yellow zit thingy.
I love those things.
posted by
mark2556
on May 5, 2005 at 1:53 PM
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posted by
FactorFiction
on May 5, 2005 at 9:02 AM
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Spitfire ~ Yeah, it's pretty amazing she's not from Florida.
She could have a crowd of protesters lead by Jesse Jackson, supporting her right to be a moron.
posted by
mark2556
on May 5, 2005 at 8:43 AM
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JJ ~ That blows my theory out of the water.
I figured she was an idiot.
posted by
mark2556
on May 5, 2005 at 5:09 AM
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Sassy ~ Well, that explains why that look seemed so familiar to me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 5, 2005 at 4:58 AM
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Quirky ~ Thanks
~ I love that photo. The little aliens mugging for the camera and all...
posted by
mark2556
on May 5, 2005 at 4:55 AM
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Ooops!!
My browser's at it again. Sorry about that color.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 5, 2005 at 12:56 AM
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Mark, fhis entire affair is easily explained...
The young lady, as is readily evidenced by her picture, is actually an alien herself. She had been hiding in GA for what could have been hundreds of years. There were a large number of strange incidents in that area in the 1860-1865 period.
It is very obvious that the marriage that she was about to undertake was in violation of the monogamy laws of her home planet. She made the mistake of running away to NM, a state widely know for strange terrestrial and extraterrestial activities. She was spotted by extraterrestrial agents who had word of a high degree of police activity. Interstellar Special Ops units were notified, came to pick her up, and bolstered their field op rations with hot dogs from a local source of supply.
Our ''dear sweetheart'' was taken prisoner by the ISO unit and returned to her legally mandated spousal partner. It's as simple as that. A clean Spec-Op. 
JJ
Need I say more?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 5, 2005 at 12:54 AM
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This is obviously a women in desperate need for attention.
Wrong way to go about it. And, what's with those EYES?? JFC!! However, I'm just surprised she's NOT FROM FLORIDA!! Good Gawd, have we not had our share of enough crap in this state?!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 5, 2005 at 12:12 AM
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A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do
Poor little freaked out thing. Have you no sympathy? Don't you realize that she attempted premarital sex with the groom to be and discovered his winky wasn't up to snuff? That is the real reason she left. That is why her eyes appear so big and freaked out and now she is looking for a little something more.
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 4, 2005 at 8:21 PM
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lol. esp. the photo.
posted by
Julia.
on May 4, 2005 at 7:10 PM
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It's true, Mark. Very true.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 4, 2005 at 8:18 AM
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YLF ~ I understand completely.
These villians will stop at nothing, and attack us at our weakest points.
Horrifying.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 8:03 AM
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Mark, nothing to be upset about...I have a third eye up there because
down there all items were removed. It's part of setting up a non-gender race...plus, one can't stop a hungry alien.
posted by
Ariala
on May 4, 2005 at 7:49 AM
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It's too late, Mark. My mother-in-law is already Japanese. We tried the Jennifer Wil wedding twice, but my first love, Markie-Baby, and my cousin, Paul, weren't ready to say good-bye. The military somehow managed to convince a confused Japanese woman to marry a German American, and the aliens have infiltrated with grandchildren to boot! We're now living in the bird-house in the back yard at my father's house.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 4, 2005 at 7:48 AM
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Ariala ~ The crew of the starship Smegma Lite is here.....
...and they'd like to check out your third eye.
IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP: If you're not blonde "down there" they'll be very upset.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:45 AM
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She looks NOTHING like me folks...I am a blonde bombshell with three
eyes...please don't insult me or I will use my hippy headband to make contact with the aliens, and probings will be generated within the hour.
posted by
Ariala
on May 4, 2005 at 7:34 AM
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Chelly ~ What is that, some kinda "they all look the same" remark?
Nice. We need space freaks with brain and anus probers to be pissed off at us.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:31 AM
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Ariala looks more like the one in the middle.
posted by
Mike_Manc
on May 4, 2005 at 7:28 AM
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That bitch took my aliens...didn't I have a pic just like that? hmm?
I'm beginning to think this is a fraud, or a cover up, or a threesome. Which, in that case, it's just slimy and disgusting.
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 4, 2005 at 7:26 AM
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I thought so.
posted by
Hollee
on May 4, 2005 at 7:26 AM
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Hollee ~ She looks EXACTLY like Ariala....
....during probing. Oh, this
means something.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:24 AM
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Hollee ~ I thought is was a sure sign of probing.
Sans extraterrestrial probing lube, anyway.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:23 AM
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And apparently Manc agrees with me--damn, should have read the other
comments first and been more original. Don't you think she looks like Ariala? Coinkydink? I think not.
posted by
Hollee
on May 4, 2005 at 7:22 AM
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Yep, the filthy vermin have been with us since 1936.
But you're probably safe so long as you've never eaten any Oscar Mayer products.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:20 AM
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Mark - she does have that weird big eyeball star going--a sure sign
of alienation--or lying.
posted by
Hollee
on May 4, 2005 at 7:20 AM
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Ariala ~ Of course they are.
That's why they're buttered, right? Stop confusing me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:14 AM
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THE ALMIGHT OSCAR WEINER.......YOU GOT TO LOVE IT
TOOOOO FUNNY
posted by
Frustrated
on May 4, 2005 at 7:14 AM
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Frustrated ~ People are so stupid sometimes.
Everone knows aliens can land in the Mojave desert and then travel via ground transportation to more populated areas.
And you'll notice their all-terrain vehicles look remarkably like hot dogs. Coincidence? I think not.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 7:09 AM
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Mark, but these buns are of flesh, not bread.
posted by
Ariala
on May 4, 2005 at 7:07 AM
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ALIEN CONVENTION!!!!
THERE IS AN ANNUAL ALIEN CONVENTION IN CALIFORNIA EVERY YEAR. ONE OF PENN AND TELLER'S LAST BULLSHIT SHOWS ON SHOWTIME DID A PIECE ABOUT IT. THERE IS A GROUP THAT BELIEVE THE ALIENS WANT TO VISIT US BUT THEY HAVE NO PLACE TO LAND, SO THEY ARE DOING A FUNDRAISER TO BUILD THEM A LANDING PAD. SO FAR I THINK THEY HAVE RAISED $17 BUCKS. LOL
posted by
Frustrated
on May 4, 2005 at 7:02 AM
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David ~
Is someone saying that men aren't swine, rapists or doing everything wrong? That kinda talk is just bad for everybody.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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Mike ~ That's a good policy.
How do you confirm the object of one's affections hasn't been probed? Are liquids involved?
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 6:53 AM
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Alien abductions
It's happening everywhere it seems. I even know a blogger who may have been abducted a while back.
Now she just rants and rave about men being swine, men being rapists, men doing everything wrong.
My guess is that she was "programmed" by a female alien!
posted by
David1Spirit
on May 4, 2005 at 6:53 AM
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Mark. Probed before she got married?
We in Stornoway (it's in the Outer or Inner Hebrides or what one does on a ship when one hasn't paid for a cabin) still like to go to the alter un-probed, so we don't get into space vehicles with strange aliens.
posted by
Mike_Manc
on May 4, 2005 at 6:46 AM
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Ben ~ Could be.
I usually test people I suspect of being aliens by zapping them with my Taser. If they giggle, they're aliens. Never fails.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 6:46 AM
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The poor bridegroom to be. Maybe its a sign that he should reconsider. Someone's double was beamed down here...it remains a secret.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 4, 2005 at 6:22 AM
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Ariala ~
Who doesn't?
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 5:27 AM
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Mike ~ So do aliens.
However, I think the the bug-eyed look is the result of some "probing", if you know what I mean. Statistically, this happens in one out of every three abductees, according to
Alien Probers Monthly magazine.
posted by
mark2556
on May 4, 2005 at 4:51 AM
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I knew this had happened when I got signals from my hippie headband.
What no one knows is that these aliens want more than hot dogs, they want buns too.
posted by
Ariala
on May 4, 2005 at 4:46 AM
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Mark. I think you are being unfair.
Those eyes of hers suggest great depth. I like girls who look like they are in deep shock.
posted by
Mike_Manc
on May 4, 2005 at 4:42 AM
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