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Funny stuff, mark. The Royals are such strange people...
posted by
saul_relative
on May 21, 2005 at 8:07 PM
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It's probably to keep the sun off her face.
It's terribly bright in Britain. Wait....no, it's terribly dim. Well, shit, maybe she just doesn't have it pulled down far enough.
posted by
mark2556
on May 15, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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JFC, Mark!
That picture below looks like she's wearing a giant mushroom on her head. Or a lampshade. Damn. That's one fugly family!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 15, 2005 at 1:53 PM
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Everyone isn't photogenic--
I hear she is quite charming in person. Simpson was no beauty judging by her photos, either.
posted by
scriber
on May 15, 2005 at 9:59 AM
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Sassy ~ She's worth a little regurgitation.
Not everyone can compliment a set of barnacle-teeth with a giant, lace-covered toilet plunger the way she can.
God, she makes me so hot. Gwroar, yes?
posted by
mark2556
on May 13, 2005 at 3:00 PM
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Woof!
I think my lunch is trying to come back up. Thanks a bunch!
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 13, 2005 at 2:53 PM
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Sassy ~ You're right. It was a little mean.
Butts don't desrve that kind of insult.
posted by
mark2556
on May 13, 2005 at 1:23 PM
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YLF ~ Emperor Harry appriciates your support.
posted by
mark2556
on May 13, 2005 at 1:21 PM
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Lmao
Butt ugly? That is so mean to talk about the Prince's love interest, but ain't he butt ugly also? Thank God that they are too old to reproduce!
posted by
Sherri_G
on May 13, 2005 at 1:16 PM
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Note to Poor Harry ~ Poor poor, Prince Harry, third in line to the throne:
Please know that my heart goes out to you, young oppressed victim of Camzilla! Over here in the Rebel New World, it was finally necessary to steal the power from William while he was sleep-walking, and as you know, the Bush family is just a cover. I've given the upper-hand to my mechanic husband. All is fair. You are in my thoughts always. Best wishes on your European conquests, from far, far away. Cheers to the Royal Grammy, and do tell her, the Queen here is no more gay than her elder grandson.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 13, 2005 at 11:45 AM
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Hollee ~ I think you're right.
~ Which means, if we apply it to this country, the entire population of West Virginia is one gigantic monarchy. With pretty lips.
posted by
mark2556
on May 12, 2005 at 7:14 PM
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Ann ~ Yeah. And bodies, also.
At least until I sober up. After that it's shock city.
posted by
mark2556
on May 12, 2005 at 2:38 PM
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The English ale has many uses. It helps to mask the body odors.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on May 12, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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Ann ~ Thaks. It's sorta like gpoing to the carnival....
....excitement that's soon dashed by disgusting hucksters, bad crowds and a smell that doesn't wash out.
posted by
mark2556
on May 12, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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It is always interesting to drop in on your comments' section. ;-)
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 12, 2005 at 2:24 PM
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Poor misunderstood Harry. It's all that inbreeding-cousins marrying cousins
way back to the dawn of time. Reminds me of where I live now.
Funny stuff Marky-poo.
posted by
Hollee
on May 11, 2005 at 4:01 PM
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The other way around? Oh, come now...
...name ONE odd thing we say. And "pissah" doesn't count. And everybody
should know that
Gloucester is pronounced
Gluawstah,
Worcester is pronounced
Wuostah, and
Kerry is pronounced
guahdam freakin' retahd loosah, so they don't count, either.
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2005 at 2:39 PM
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mark2556
now come on.....it's the other way around!
posted by
_Symphony_
on May 11, 2005 at 2:03 PM
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Oh. Well, I'm from Boston.
Frankly, you ALL sound kinda strange to me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2005 at 2:01 PM
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hell no...mark2556 !!!!!
I talk nothing like them.....actually I hate the way they speak..it reminds me of emily from friends or Hugh Grant....I am a cockney...like the eastend
....But who cares...I love the way I speak
posted by
_Symphony_
on May 11, 2005 at 1:57 PM
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Symphony ~ Please don't tell me you're hot for Harry....
That would crush me. Actually, I don't know anything about the guy, other than my on-the-scene report experience at the military school and the ensuing police incident. Did you know you people talk funny?
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2005 at 1:49 PM
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LOFL.....I should not be laughing...but LOFL
posted by
_Symphony_
on May 11, 2005 at 1:46 PM
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Actually, up until this morning I'd never heard of the guy ~
But if he's all bloated from substance abuse, he's come to the right place. We love bloating.
Personally, I gave up on TV after My Mother The Car went off the air. That kind of programming is tough to beat.
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2005 at 1:41 PM
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Believe it or not
(boy that sounds funny, typing it in this place), Daniel Baldwin looked very good for a very long time. That just proves I'm much older than most of the people here, I know. Stephen was the runaway winner of the "what happened there" award for many years.
You are catching Danny, as we in Baltimore like to call him because we're that kind of town, on reruns of Homicide. He played a guy with substance abuse problems, a real acting stretch. If you really watch weird TV, you caught him on Celebrity Fit Club where he was on a team of chubby people trying to lose weight. He became the team leader. He went AWOL midstream to the point that the put a sack of potatoes in his seat. When he popped up again, he was pretty clearly on painkillers.
I didn't know one of them was following Brittany Spears. I like the other two: Alec and Billy. If one of them, and it would have to be Billy, had anything to do with Brittany...I'll have to re-evaluate my whole Baldwin theory. I spent a lot of time pondering that theory, too.
Kim
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 11, 2005 at 10:14 AM
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Daniel Balwin ~
Didn't I see him on "Cops" last week? Like, sweaty, shirtless and wearing handcuffs? Or was that some other trailer trash?
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2005 at 8:03 AM
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I-R ~ There's now way that handsome swine is of royal lineage.
Well, not British royalty, anyway. His teeth are waaaay too straight and....uh, not rotten.
posted by
mark2556
on May 11, 2005 at 7:59 AM
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yeah, there is one good looking one isn't there? that one who liked
Brittney smears? and I got one better than stephen baldwin, DANIEL baldwin...uuuuuhhhhh!
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 11, 2005 at 6:09 AM
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Bloodlines, It's all about the bloodlines ! Ask This Guy !
posted by
I-R-William
on May 11, 2005 at 5:53 AM
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I call this the Baldwin syndrome
How can one kid be so beautiful and the other that scary? The Balwin syndrome. It's the only explanation.
I was watching Family Feud a million years ago when Richard Dawson was still hosting. The Baldwin family was on. I'm from Baltimore, and I didn't recognize Daniel Baldwin, so Homicide wasn't even popular yet.
Richard went down the row, one strong, beautiful Baldwin after another. Baldwins as far as the eye could see. Then he got to the end of the row. And I mean the end of the row. Stephen Baldwin.
What the heck happened there? You have beautiful parent one and beautiful parent number 2, and all seems to be going well. Then you screw with the gods and thin the gene pool out. The worst traits of both parents pop up in the one poor kid. Get into the royal bloodline...West Virginia cousin marrying cousin thing ...and chaos is bound to occur. It's like how the German Shepherd started getting hip displasia in rapid number. The thin gene pool. Inbreeding.
That's why Harry's a punk. He knows. There's no escaping his fate. If he's lucky enough to procreate, the irony is his kids may be beautiful people. It sucks to be a royal. And this is why money is the root of all evil.
Kim
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 10, 2005 at 10:50 PM
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Maybe they're waiting to send in the Gurkhas ~
They're quite tenacious once they're riled up, you know...
posted by
mark2556
on May 10, 2005 at 5:12 PM
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Generally, some people abstain from daily baths due to freezing, damp weather.
Why hasn't the Olde Army entered to defend Her/ His Royalties here? Time difference must be it!
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 10, 2005 at 4:05 PM
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Well, that would explain the royal butt-ugliness.
I wonder if they smell bad, too?
posted by
mark2556
on May 10, 2005 at 3:50 PM
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mark,
The Olde England and France were arch enemies. They used matrimony between their royalty in attempts to heal rifts. That's why many of the European royalty are so complicatedly related to one another.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 10, 2005 at 3:18 PM
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Ann ~ Could be.
~ Or a French poof. To tell the truth, the whole European thing confuses me.
posted by
mark2556
on May 10, 2005 at 3:08 PM
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Wisecrack At It Again.
Maybe their sense of gay is being as happy as an English lark.
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 10, 2005 at 3:05 PM
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I thought he was moonlighting as Ronald McDonald in Germany!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on May 10, 2005 at 3:04 PM
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I'm thinking the orange 'fro may not be working for him ~
It is kinda regal, I suppose.
posted by
mark2556
on May 10, 2005 at 2:59 PM
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He is such a homely child!
The make-over did not help!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on May 10, 2005 at 2:55 PM
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