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Dang, Paula
Having you been doing recon on my house? I haven't even told most of my family yet.
Kim
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 13, 2005 at 1:51 PM
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Yeah sure Terpgirl....and I'll just bet I know what's behind the crazy club
and I'll just bet I know what's behind the crazy club front desk....you, a mentally unstable Oriental Man, a traumatized Swede...all brandishing the greasiest of meatballs. Just to let you know, I'll be packing a dirty laundry clad FBI agent, and some of that famous Wendy's finger licking...I mean, laden chili. Bring...it....on!
posted by
PaulaQ
on May 13, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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Paula, you're in!!!
There's a card for the crazy club (not to be confused with the hair club for men) waiting for you at the front desk. Pick it up by 5. Our people have to be back to the home before dark.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 13, 2005 at 5:34 AM
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Terpgirl.......Last night I dreamed of a mentally unstable Oriental man
dueling a meatball wielding traumatized Swede. Then,
suddenly, a greased-up king sized bed came out of nowhere, and pummeled them both to bits. No one even saw the little sucker.
posted by
PaulaQ
on May 13, 2005 at 4:49 AM
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Okay, maybe we're being tough on the guy
We don't know the whole story. Maybe, just maybe, he was doing the ritual teasing of the newlyweds (or something similar) that Mike mentioned. Then, he looked up, saw a hidden camera that had been planted by hotel officials. His first thought was to defend his new bride's honor...of course. So, he jumped in the direction of the camera and injured himself in the process.
Nah. Okay, maybe the guy's just a wanker. Do they have wankers in Shaghai? Maybe Hugh Grant can play him in the movie version.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 13, 2005 at 4:17 AM
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Oh yeah
it's all the hotel's fault (riiiigggghhhhhttt)
posted by
tigerprincess
on May 12, 2005 at 10:22 PM
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Turns out Sweden is at the apex of the Axis of Evil, eh?
I suspected as much. Crazy Swedes.
posted by
mark2556
on May 12, 2005 at 7:09 PM
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Ya know
I'm not sure how much I'm going to follow this. I don't want to know if the sheets were greased. Okay, maybe a little.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 12, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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Hi terp
Unless there was a faulty spring which poked him in the ass and caused him to fall out of bed and break his arm then he oughta just take responsibility for his accident. or maybe they put crisco oil on the sheets and he slid off.
posted by
mandinka
on May 12, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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Just be careful Terp....
Those uhhh beds we sleep in( and sprint around ) are apparently quite dangerous.
posted by
PaulaQ
on May 12, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Paula
HAAA
I looked at that, just going through the comments all at once, and I came to a grinding halt. It didn't hit me at first. I thought, "I wonder what I did to annoy this woman?" Geez. I should sleep.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 12, 2005 at 10:17 AM
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Limey
I couldn't fit the whole word in the title. I was going for "free" coffee. We had that case of the woman who sued McDonalds because she spilled coffee on herself...and it was hot. I didn't see how this Yu guy is rationalizing his injury. It would be really interesting to see how he ties it to the hotel. You expect a bed to be in a hotel room. Maybe it rolled about the room.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 12, 2005 at 10:15 AM
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terpgirl
Comp coffee? Or did you mean Camp Coffee, a well known British brand?
(No, it's not necessarily more popular with effeminate males than any other make. The label show a tent).
posted by
Limey
on May 12, 2005 at 9:59 AM
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AHHHHH....
Fuck Yuuuuuu.... : )
posted by
PaulaQ
on May 12, 2005 at 5:06 AM
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Whether or not any of these three versions are in the truth...
I like the way we tell it better. I think we should repeat it often...at weddings.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 11, 2005 at 9:40 PM
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I read the groom tripped on the bride's feet ...
and is also asking for a divorce.
posted by
fwmystic
on May 11, 2005 at 8:11 PM
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More to the Story
The article says he was getting ready for the traditional sport of tease the newlyweds. Though I think it was the rush to wed before the bad luck year of the rooster. Just think of how bad it would have been if they had waited for that.
posted by
mikea18
on May 11, 2005 at 8:01 PM
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