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Just wandered in here...
... and ROFL at Dick Cheney in a bowl of chili. LOL That was great.
posted by
-blackcat
on June 23, 2005 at 7:02 PM
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Mark - so Dep Con 4 means dive into the chili? Whooda thunk it?
posted by
Hollee
on May 24, 2005 at 8:53 AM
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The spices take away some of the bad taste of the meat!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 22, 2005 at 7:26 PM
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Hatomi ~ I've tried letting them out.
The only thing that happened was a complete loss of suction and a noticable increase in motor noise, which sounded a lot like a whiney "We need to cuddle more". I fixed it by welding the screws down.
posted by
mark2556
on May 21, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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Damn.
If there are women like that in my vacumn cleaning.. I need a screwdriver or something.. If they can suck that hard when they are in the machine, imagine how their powers are when they are out... ^.^!
posted by
hatomi
on May 20, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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The men's cigar is here in the back room! What an eyeful!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 20, 2005 at 4:50 PM
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Scriber ~ Yeah, I guess you're right.
I could've done better than crayons for the vacuum housing.
posted by
mark2556
on May 19, 2005 at 4:56 PM
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Mark--that was a bite crude;
ouch.
posted by
scriber
on May 19, 2005 at 9:00 AM
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Chelly ~ Well, OK....
...but the motors on these things can be....tempermental.
posted by
mark2556
on May 18, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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hell if it makes me as happy as it makes him...ship it on to me!
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 18, 2005 at 5:23 PM
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Chelly ~ Not unless you have a special friend....
....named Henry.
I have one named Electrolux, and I think I need to go to the hospital now.
posted by
mark2556
on May 18, 2005 at 2:35 PM
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Can't get good head anywhere.
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 18, 2005 at 2:18 PM
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Chris ~ Hot babes and ice cream?
Oh, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ~
Oh, baby.....she likes the big ones. Dammit.
posted by
mark2556
on May 18, 2005 at 1:39 PM
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Well, I suppose Dick had it coming if he provoked her like that, hiding out in the food and all ...
posted by
TARZANA
on May 18, 2005 at 4:29 AM
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I'm trying not to laugh, because I don't want to cry later. But you are making this very difficult for me.
posted by
TARZANA
on May 18, 2005 at 4:24 AM
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marky baby
It's always good to see heads in ice cream...you are the man, beetch.
posted by
chris2303
on May 18, 2005 at 3:59 AM
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Marc
You're absolutely right. Dave Thomas was a giving man, a caring man. He would be thrilled. People would be getting it their way.
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 17, 2005 at 8:46 PM
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mark2556 how about a whole new line of "finger foods" for QVC
you know little h
or'dourves, served with Loreana Bobbit "Cocktails"
posted by
scoop
on May 17, 2005 at 6:35 PM
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Kim ~ I think they should just go ahead and market a whole new chili line.
"Wendy's 5-Alarm Cheney Chili. Ask about our defribulating desserts!"
It's what Dave Thomas would've wanted.
posted by
mark2556
on May 17, 2005 at 6:10 PM
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Scoop ~ You know what they say about human flesh.
"Wow! Tastes just like chili."
posted by
mark2556
on May 17, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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:)
Wendy's had to give away Frostys for a weekend to make up for the finger incident. What can they do to get over this PR nightmare?
Kim
posted by
terpgirl30
on May 17, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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Mark2556 great love this very funny
posted by
scoop
on May 17, 2005 at 5:12 PM
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J-Jeff ~
Sick? We're talking responsible journalism here, unlike those lefty, fact-fabricating, Koran-exploiting, pencil-neck swine at Newsweek. Or
The Enquirer.
posted by
mark2556
on May 17, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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You've got a sick mind
I love it:)
posted by
jollyjeff
on May 17, 2005 at 4:27 PM
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Ben - Yeah. Or a hard-boiled egg.
And that's 'potato', Mr. Vice Presidentl.
posted by
mark2556
on May 17, 2005 at 3:13 PM
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Only when it's convenient
posted by
Ariala
on May 17, 2005 at 3:05 PM
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You freakin' wish ~
And besides, I thought you weren't a lezbo.....
posted by
mark2556
on May 17, 2005 at 3:04 PM
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The shiny palate could be mistaken for a bare potatoe.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 17, 2005 at 3:03 PM
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I found John Edwards in my frozen yogurt once, but he went down
smoothly.
posted by
Ariala
on May 17, 2005 at 3:01 PM
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