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Spiff,
Yes, I'm taking the bike, but I got worried that you were going to put the car door back on in a big hurry. In that case I would take the bus, because I can't carry the whole toolbox on the bike with everything else. I could hook one of those stupid trailers on, but those things just push you off into the ditch. As long as you have plenty of duct tape, maybe two rolls of the really good stuff, we won't need anything else. Besides, I'm not sure Temple was going to come down and tear you car doors off anyway, so everything should be OK.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 20, 2005 at 7:35 PM
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Rach,
Maybe ya did. Well, in your head, at least!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 5:28 PM
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Chris,
Damn, ya got my hopes up for a second there. Then it hit me. Ya big tease.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 5:28 PM
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JJ,
You're not taking the bike? Damn.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 5:26 PM
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Whew! Wow, Void-is!
I think I need a cigarette.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 5:25 PM
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LMAO
Wow. It's like I wrote this or something...
posted by
RachelAnna
on May 20, 2005 at 11:56 AM
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Get me some lipstick and mascara
and I'll show you what real make up sex is all about, baby.
posted by
chris2303
on May 20, 2005 at 6:28 AM
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Spiff,
I would like to mention something that is very important here, but I read all of the other comments. It seems something got covered very thoroughly, so I probably won't comment any further. Temple said something about coming out to take your car door off, so keep an eye out for trouble with that. You should have a roll of duct tape around just in case. And I am now looking for the key to my tool box, so I won't be able to take the bus out to help. Besides that, the bus driver gets really pissy when I want to put my tool box in the luggage compartment. It slides around and smashes everyone else's luggage.
I guess I'll have to get back to you.
I can't remember the important thing I had to say. 
¿JJ?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 20, 2005 at 4:34 AM
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Well, Spitfire, the sexual tension thang
happens when one of the two is aware of it consciously and the other only feels it subconsciously. For example, when I'm going to be leaving for business for a few days, Sasha starts nagging about silly things for a few days in advance. She works me up, I think unconsciously, and at first I'm actually taken in by it and get all upset and react to it. But then comes a moment when a light comes on in my mind and I say "Right, I've had enough!" That's when I run my fingers up the back of her head and get a firm grip of her hair and pull her close and tell her how much she's pissing me off. Meanwhile, I start unbuttoning any buttons that might be in our way and pretty soon we be doin' da nasty on whatever surface is handy. Then she says, I don't know what gets into me every time you're about to go away...
Go figure...
posted by
void-is
on May 20, 2005 at 2:48 AM
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Seriously, void-is,
I gotta hear about the sexual tention thing!! Really! What's up wit' dat?? Do tell, cause I really wanna hear about it if you're willing to share!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 2:24 AM
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Hmmm! Gettin' jiggy wid it....
Sure, I can see this happening. But I have to admit that a good fight can build up the sexual tension... I often fight with Sasha just so we can make up. But then again, when I'm really pissed, I abstain...he he he...now dat's fun...
posted by
void-is
on May 20, 2005 at 2:08 AM
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Oh, and Temple,
JFC! Thank God you're actually sleeping for once! Geez. Stay that way for a few hours, huh? (Oh, and quit sending me your nightmares, damnit!) Those are pretty scary!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 1:38 AM
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Temple,
Calm energy? What the hell is that? Anyway, yes, I did say M was gonna take the car door off cause the window doesn't work AGAIN! However, we never got around to it today cause other stuff came up. Story of my life. Hopefully, it won't be too hot driving to work tomorrow (no, later on today) given the fact that I can't roll either of the windows down and the fucking air conditioner doesn't work!! Good Lord!! What did I do to deserve this crap??
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 1:37 AM
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Tonight your off the hook, H...
I'm taking back my nightmares. I have slept for one hour since.....::: thinking, it's hard ::: I think when I slept for a few hours sometime on, maybe, Tuesday? But, the articles are done, save for one because I had a problem I need to consult with my editor on (I sent them all in and will talk to her on that one tomorrow, it will take just a half hour or so).....and I will make my other deadline tomorrow. Of course, just in time for it to get hot here, the AC breaks in the house and Gaspar (maint.) bought the wrong breaker (he worked on it for FOUR HOURS TODAY) and has to still come back tomorrow. I'm hot. I also meant to email you. Hi everyone! :::waiving::: This is what happens when you don't sleep! I'm too tired to fix it now. So, I'm off to bed and.....did you actually tell me earlier that M. was taking the door off of your car? Or, did I hallucinate that, because that seems odd. Once upon a time, this was going to be short. Good thing I can write on auto pilot. Sometimes. Not now apparently. Someone please make me stop. Food, then bed. Call me tomorrow. Remember, calm energy. :) Kisses
....
w
posted by
Temple
on May 20, 2005 at 1:27 AM
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No doubt about that, Timmy.
Especially if others found out about it; witnesses would make that even more of an awkward situation to explain! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 20, 2005 at 12:27 AM
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SPITFIRE
Me too......otherwise things will get very awkward..........in a hurry!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on May 19, 2005 at 10:50 PM
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I hope so, Timmy!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:48 PM
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SPITFIRE
I do!! I am sure that you would be better at playing the wife than I
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on May 19, 2005 at 10:28 PM
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Kewl, I feel much better about that, Timmy.
Don't you?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:27 PM
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SPITFIRE
Mental note to self taken......*spitfire to play the wife*
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on May 19, 2005 at 10:17 PM
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Timmy, TOTALLY awesome response, buddy!!!
LOL! But, um, I do have a reputation to protect. How 'bout me being the wife? It's really a role I am much more suited for!! Those toolbelts kinda chafe my hips a bit.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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OBP,
I bet ya do!! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:12 PM
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SPITFIRE
Not something that I am looking forward to either!! Do you want to be the husband or the wife?
ummm........husband?
Good!! then come over here and suck your wifes' d***!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on May 19, 2005 at 10:04 PM
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Ladyof S,
JFC!! Uh, nah, I really don't think that's too much to ask!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:03 PM
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Spif
Yes, exactly.. I like easy butt bongo to a soft tune..
posted by
Offy
on May 19, 2005 at 10:03 PM
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Timmy, LOL!!
yeah, that kind of sex is, well, like the kind in jail. I don't wanna ever experience any of
that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:01 PM
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OBP, I'm kinda afraid to ask, but what's
"butt bongo" anyway? Is that the result (or actions) from the cat o' nine tails? I'm assuming so. K, so I'll play! As long as I'm the ringmaster! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 10:00 PM
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You mean that couples actually have sex after a spat? I thought they just called the police and got sent to jail....where....there is......completely different.....kind of "made up sex"
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on May 19, 2005 at 9:58 PM
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Spif
Okay, well you can still play butt bongo....I thought you were serious....duh
posted by
Offy
on May 19, 2005 at 9:47 PM
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Seems to Spits........no jesting
But I may be picky. I like clean, nice looking, nice smelling men, with all their teeth. see I'm stuck up huh?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on May 19, 2005 at 9:45 PM
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Oh, yeah right, Ladyof S,
I HIGHLY doubt it would take
that! Pulleeze!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:41 PM
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Strat,
The cat o' nine tails and handcuffs are only offers of advice suggestion. As far as me leaving the Batman suit in the closet, well, I'd have to piss you off enough for that to occur, now wouldn't I?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:40 PM
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Sfuego
Not unless I cover it with leaves hoping someone will fall in
posted by
ladyofshalott
on May 19, 2005 at 9:37 PM
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JJ, Sweetie, um, no.
Hense the term "make up SEX" not time. Unless...er, never mind.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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Damn. And here I thought make up sex
was when a bunch of guys get together at the bar and lie about their weekends. Hmm. Live and learn.
Didn't know handcuffs and cat o nines were involved, but could be interesting. Just leave the black rubber batman suit in the closet, though...
posted by
strat
on May 19, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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Oh, LadyofS!!!
Goodness! I'm sowwy!
Your memory will be triggered again really soon, I promise!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:34 PM
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OBP, that was actually a hypothetical scenario.
I was just using that example as to what I was getting at. I actually had a pretty good day except for having PMS and Lindsey trying every smidge of patience I had left in my being!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:33 PM
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HolyG,
But you
did at one point, so I'm sure you can relate somewhat!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:31 PM
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Temple,
Ditto to all that. Hmm, who'd a thunk?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:30 PM
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Hammock, thanks. And ya know, I've realized something
about you from reading your posts and your comments. You think alot along the same lines as me. Now, I'm frightened for you.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 19, 2005 at 9:29 PM
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spiffy,
I don't think anyone understands here.
I thought makeup sex was where you had to make up class time for getting there late, then trying to make the teacher teacher forget by leaving your underwear in the PE locker and sitting in the middle of the front row flashing him. Now it turns out to be some other deal that just lacks the same ''verve.'' But maybe someone got verved. I'm kind of funny about stuff.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 19, 2005 at 9:07 PM
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Spitfuego
Um this may be a really stupid question BUT............what's sex? Is that where someone touches you and makes you feel things in your naughty places? God I'm drawing a blank
posted by
ladyofshalott
on May 19, 2005 at 7:50 PM
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Spif
Well obviously today was not your best of days(at least that's what I am getting out of it). Make up sex is good...sometimes it can be exceptional. I recommend if your good and pissed...play the old butt bongo a little harder and keep the cuffs on the ole boy.. make him sorry !!
posted by
Offy
on May 19, 2005 at 7:48 PM
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I really wish I could be a part of these discussions that involve sex, but I just sort of flatline when I read them since I have no sex life!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on May 19, 2005 at 7:46 PM
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Geez, what happened after we hung up? Hmmmmm? ::: wink wink :::
Okay so, it depends on: the person, how often this happens, if sorry means truly sorry or "I'll just do it again and keep saying sorry over and over but not change anything," what they did, how much I like them, and, of course, HOW GOOD THE SEX IS. Nah, when I'm angry, there is no mood for me either, not even handcuffs make me happy. (Actually, I prefer leather straps to handcuffs....doesn't mark up the furniture. )
p.s. I'm really sorry I said that, but thanks for obliging anyway. ;) ::: sigh :::
posted by
Temple
on May 19, 2005 at 7:15 PM
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Funny!
Maybe that’s where rough sex should come into play, huh? You wanna have sex after you completely pissed me off and embarrassed me tonight? Okay. Let’s get a little jiggy with this here cat o’ nine tails and these handcuffs. Let’s see how sorry you really are.
Fiesty Cat. Raaarrrr!
You crack me up. Thanks. (.)
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on May 19, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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