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Thanks ksurah
Yeah I've decided to concentrate on becoming a Man-God instead. I just couldn't bring myself round to tying a red piece of wool to my left wrist. Other boys would have poked me and made fun.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:20 AM
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tigerprincess
Yes it does, which is why I try not to. I want to radiate positive energy so strongly that I burn the eyes and skin of other people - preferably the ones who cause me to think negative thoughts in the first place.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:18 AM
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fwmystic
The Man U fans are still throwing their hissy fits but they don't seem to have developed into any significant numbers. I think the last "stand" against the deal was made up of about 2,000 fans.
In truth, the only time the Man United fans will ever create a massive problem is if ticket prices go up ridiculously. But as long as they have the money to afford over priced strikers and midfielders their fans will remain fairly contented.
The FA Cup final (the first match after the deal) didn't see any angry Man U fans until they lost the game on penalties.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:16 AM
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KestrelEyes
I think you're right. But by the time I get to my forties I'll be too depressed over my age to be angry over anything. That is when I will destroy the world.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:12 AM
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Numinous
No but I do have a friend called Robin. He's a man, and surprisingly a straight one.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:10 AM
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CHELLYBELLY
Yes, you are definitely conscious which is always a good sign. What I mean by that is you're aware of how now to act like an automatic wanker. That's what the majority of people are, see - automatic wankers. They don't even have to try to be a dipshit. You can smack them upside the head and all sorts and they won't even blink. Try it.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:09 AM
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mmmm, maybe you should just let go of the Kabbalah way of life......
I have to admit that I haven't read your posts but for a few times in the past, but today I looked through them and decided your take on life is just like my brother's. Seriously. I think going Kabbalah will just drive you over the edge. So rage on.
(I know how much you like emoticons).
posted by
ksurah
on May 27, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Just look on the sunny side. I know it sounds corny and stupid, but the more you focus on the negative the more you magnify it, and absorb it and the more negativity becomes a part ofyou.
posted by
tigerprincess
on May 26, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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Enough about idiots ...
what was the reaction from the Man U. fans regarding a Yank buying the team?
posted by
fwmystic
on May 25, 2005 at 9:28 AM
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Madonna .....harrumph
good on her for bringing it to the public, but ah, true kabbalah study doesn't happen 'til you're 40. not knocking interest or youthful ernestness...but maybe the application of time in the equation of anger changes nothing outside the observer. Oh, you will still hate the stupid and inept, but you will see more clearly the lessons they teach.
Rage on, and continue to celebrate your differences!
posted by
KarmaTrain
on May 24, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Chris2303...
Are you sure your real name isn't Robin? You sound just like my sister! :)
posted by
Numinous
on May 24, 2005 at 4:05 PM
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I do believe we have the same gene somewhere...this reads just like
me. They say you are no better than anyone else. That is complete horseshit. I'm better than a lot of people. Then again, there are some better than me. I too get ill at the thought of having to get out around other people. And like you, that idiot magnet draws them right too me. Because of dipshit, my tolerance level is shot to shit. If I see someone that looks like an idiot, I go into instant bitch mode. The minute something stupid is said, or just a stupid look is made, or a gesture, I either tell them to just go away or let them know I have no tolerance for morons and to please leave me be. I may not have many friends now, but if someone is offended by this - good riddance to another moron. I tried that "give positive in the face of negative back" thing. Didn't work for me. After a week of grinding my teeth and biting my lip and no positive ANYTHING was returned, I was even more angry. I dealt with these assholes for nothing? I had a constant headache for nothing? Fuck that. Easier just to hate em.
posted by
Kiddo75
on May 22, 2005 at 4:32 PM
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Ca88andra
It doesn't look too good. Since learning of it I have broken a knuckle and generally become a lot un nicer...
posted by
chris2303
on May 22, 2005 at 6:40 AM
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SYMPHONY
Shit, I don't want you to stop breathing...but if you do then I'll send Mark round to perform the kiss of lubed life...it's nice, if a little squeaky tasting...
posted by
chris2303
on May 22, 2005 at 6:39 AM
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Ariala
Thanks for asking, yes I will. Woohoo
posted by
chris2303
on May 22, 2005 at 6:36 AM
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LGB
You're damn right the sheep are in on it...American livestock is appreciated though. Do you guys have camels?
posted by
chris2303
on May 22, 2005 at 6:35 AM
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I'm guessing the Kabbalah that you are a little bit into doesn't work then?
posted by
Ca88andra
on May 22, 2005 at 3:49 AM
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you make me laugh until I can't breathe
so if I die laughing...you will be to blame....ok?
posted by
_Symphony_
on May 22, 2005 at 3:46 AM
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Can you write one about me next time, pretty please?
posted by
Ariala
on May 21, 2005 at 2:18 PM
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Chris -
Love the catchy headlines!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on May 21, 2005 at 1:21 PM
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I say...
We start a colony of all who lack the idiot gene. Of course, for your sake, we will allow some sheep in.
posted by
Little_Girl_Blue
on May 21, 2005 at 1:18 PM
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ROFL, the pics are too much.
posted by
Ariala
on May 21, 2005 at 11:29 AM
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Damn....that's pretty hot ~
You commie pervert swine make me too erect...
Da. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............
posted by
mark2556
on May 21, 2005 at 8:56 AM
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marksky
What are you trying to prove, Comrade? Just shut up and get the vodka lube warmed up...Dadsky wants loving...
posted by
chris2303
on May 21, 2005 at 8:11 AM
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No, Mark ... the clown didn't mean any harm. Get the Male Tap Dancer!
posted by
TARZANA
on May 21, 2005 at 7:44 AM
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LOL, have you tried electric shock?
posted by
Ariala
on May 21, 2005 at 7:30 AM
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Kabbalah, eh?
Sounds pretty touchy-feely/commie-homo/girly-mannish. Or hippy. Whatever, now my rage is boiling over. I'm gonna beat up a clown.
Mr. Commie-fag, tear down this bulge!
posted by
mark2556
on May 21, 2005 at 7:27 AM
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