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LittlemsP,
I don't care. She brought it on herself. Besides, if she has any smidge of intelligence (highly doubtful) but if she does, hopefully she'll have them removed when her wonderful "career" is over. Hmmmm, her boobs will look really kick ass after unloading those bombs with all that extra hanging flabby skin and stretch marks. Yummy stuff.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 11, 2005 at 6:49 PM | link to this | reply

oh dear! she'll have back problems later on! lol

posted by littlemspickles on June 11, 2005 at 6:28 PM | link to this | reply

Ciel,
Actually, they're really that size! She has made porn movies!!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 7, 2005 at 5:21 PM | link to this | reply

Marshall,
Obviously they do! In such cases like this, they're definitely man-made. Definitely.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 7, 2005 at 5:21 PM | link to this | reply

Anyone with photoshop can have the enlargements of their dreams...
This reminds me of Japanese erotic art, but not in a nice way.

posted by Ciel on June 7, 2005 at 12:20 PM | link to this | reply

lol
do such boobs exist?

posted by Marshallengraved on June 7, 2005 at 12:02 PM | link to this | reply

fwmystic,
Bigtime understatement! Blach, eh? How does she even see over those bad boys?

posted by SpitFire70 on June 7, 2005 at 1:13 AM | link to this | reply

Moo moo mooo mooo mooo!

posted by fwmystic on June 6, 2005 at 5:33 PM | link to this | reply

Mark,
Unfortunately, yes, you are required to wear pants. Sorry.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 10:20 PM | link to this | reply

Oh. Uh...
Padded with what, and can I just not wear pants?  May as well make it homey.

posted by mark2556 on June 5, 2005 at 6:13 PM | link to this | reply

No, Mark.
No death involved. Just a happy little padded room of solitary sereneness. You get 3 meals a day and a comfy bed to sleep in. However, you must keep your hands out of your hospital pants. Thems the rules.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 6:11 PM | link to this | reply

Kewl ~
Does it involve Death by Mammary?  Please?

posted by mark2556 on June 5, 2005 at 5:54 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, I believe it's time.
You must be Baker Acted. Sorry, Pal. It's for your own good. And for the safety of others.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 5:50 PM | link to this | reply

What a beautiful face!

 

posted by mark2556 on June 5, 2005 at 4:36 PM | link to this | reply

Strat, eeewww!
I didn't notice it...Now I have to go look at it! (Why do I want to see it if I know it's gonna be gross? Car accident theory I presume.)

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 4:26 PM | link to this | reply

The hell of it is,
The speed bags are bad enough, but what the hell is that crusty looking sh*t on the side of her mouth?

I feel like I need a big ol' whompin' shot of penicillin and I'm just looking at this picture!

posted by strat on June 5, 2005 at 1:58 PM | link to this | reply

Yes, Chrissy. She is.
A very USED Volvo, but a Volvo nonetheless.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:52 PM | link to this | reply

Cass,
It reminds me of someone in their car who can't see over the steering wheel!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:51 PM | link to this | reply

She is a Volvo, right?

posted by chris2303 on June 5, 2005 at 2:38 AM | link to this | reply

So what? They've been putting airbags in Volvos for years now...

posted by chris2303 on June 5, 2005 at 2:38 AM | link to this | reply

Dayum - I wouldn't last with those for more than one minute!

posted by Ca88andra on June 5, 2005 at 2:07 AM | link to this | reply

kingmi,
If that's what one can call it!!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:29 AM | link to this | reply

BRIMSTONE,

How the hell are ya?! Good to see ya back.  Um, but, yeah, I agree! However, IMO, some dumbass females feel that "big" is never "big enough" even if it sufficates their victims.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:28 AM | link to this | reply

JJ,
I doubt it. There REALLY are such morons in this world that think that others will find them irresistable.  Sad, but true.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:24 AM | link to this | reply

Ari,
Unfortunately, I think and assume, um, NOT!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:22 AM | link to this | reply

Rach,
No friggin doubt about that!! I am proud to have MY OWN REAL ones; albeit they're not some triple F's but hey, they're REAL and I haven't heard any complaints yet! Besides, at least we can see beyond our own waist! What a friggin walking freak show she is. I hope she "Googles" herself and stumbles across this blog.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:20 AM | link to this | reply

OBP,
Yep. Nasty is right. Her parents must be so proud.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:17 AM | link to this | reply

Taps,
She's a mear 28 years old, so I'm SURE she has NO idea what she's in for in the future. I must be honest and say I feel no sorrow for her. She's a self proclaimed freak of nature. She deserves everything coming to her.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:16 AM | link to this | reply

Factor,
I honestly don't "get it" either. Why anyone would pay someone to make them into a living freak like her is beyond me.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:13 AM | link to this | reply

gypsy,
Yep. That's the correct word in a nutshell.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:11 AM | link to this | reply

Holy crap, zenresistance!!!
You knew who I was referring to? I've never heard of her or seen her before we stumbled across her on a public forum! I'm kinda sorry I did. I'm wary of nightmares now!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 1:11 AM | link to this | reply

Hammock,
No doubt!! What's UP with THAT?? I mean, how does one balance themself?

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 12:56 AM | link to this | reply

Reni,
JFC!! One would only THINK, right?? Geez!!!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 12:55 AM | link to this | reply

Jimmy,

Actually, it was due to the fact, shit, this is a long story!! Me and M have been waiting for a reply from his ex for a very imortant email to her (ask Temple if curious about specifics) and I was just checking to see if anything came before I went to bed. I got a "huntch" to click on her "profile" and it led me to many other things. As I was doing so, I was on the phone with my sis-witch and she was searching through profiles that his insane, pedaphile ex happened to be a part of and of course, my curiosity got the best of me. One thing led to another and we discovered this other sluts' profile and of course, I took it and ran! Yes, I'm sorry I did, but I just couldn't allow such a disgusting thing go by without sharing it with all of you!!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 12:54 AM | link to this | reply

JJ, don't be confused or sad, K?
She's simply a freak. That's all.

posted by SpitFire70 on June 5, 2005 at 12:47 AM | link to this | reply

Spitfire, Now that's too much grace!

posted by kingmi on June 4, 2005 at 11:49 PM | link to this | reply

LOL!!!

To be honest, I think it is more funny than anything else...

I am sure that alot of other guys are going crazy over those things but I'd think that it would be too much like work, trying to handle them during playtime!

Some folks would do anything, wouldn't they?!

posted by bwFrampton on June 4, 2005 at 11:31 PM | link to this | reply

Spiff,
Naw, that whole deal has got to be a faked up picture.  If it's not fake, I'm sure they found her in a mental institution.  There are some weird things around, but that picture is just a little too fakey.  Mark7-11 cooks up better stuff than that in a matter of seconds.   JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on June 4, 2005 at 8:45 PM | link to this | reply

Does she have one of those conditions where the damn things won't stop
growing?

posted by Ariala on June 4, 2005 at 8:36 PM | link to this | reply

Ew.

Hey, I understand that some people are into the big boobies.  But damn, that is just nasty.  And, where the hell did she go to get them implants?!  Most docs wouldn't do something like that!  Ick.

But, thanks for reminding me to love my, well... smaller than hers breasts!  :)  I'll take mine over hers any day!

posted by RachelAnna on June 4, 2005 at 7:48 PM | link to this | reply

Spiffy
Nasty ~~~

posted by Offy on June 4, 2005 at 2:24 PM | link to this | reply

How uncomfortable she must be, Spitfire.   I wouldn't have all that weight on my shoulders for anything.

posted by TAPS. on June 4, 2005 at 9:03 AM | link to this | reply

Geez, how stupid do ya have to be to do THAT to yourself?
I mean, she can't even friggin carry her own groceries... or pick up a kid and see it's face... She can't move quickly if she tried - and if she did, everyone would fall over laughing except for those little old ladies who had a heart attack from the disgrace or disgust.. What is wrong with people? Will men be enhancing themselves to full salami and grapefruit sizes some day?

posted by FactorFiction on June 4, 2005 at 7:38 AM | link to this | reply

yuck

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on June 4, 2005 at 7:06 AM | link to this | reply

Yep.
I thought I knew who you were writing about. Little news blurbs pop up from time to time on the internet wire about her and her monster cans.

Yep.

posted by zenresistance on June 4, 2005 at 5:42 AM | link to this | reply

The funny thing is...
she acutally has to carry around a backpack all day, full of led weight, that actually acts as a countersink to those damn things. WTF!

posted by Hammock_Noweilz on June 4, 2005 at 3:53 AM | link to this | reply

OMG! Those things look sooo painful!

posted by Renigade on June 3, 2005 at 10:34 PM | link to this | reply

Hey, Spiffie,
I'm not confused.  I just never am quite sure what the hell is going on.  JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on June 3, 2005 at 10:31 PM | link to this | reply

What I want to know is...
what were you doing cruising faceparty.com anyways? and yep...she's a freak...

posted by jimmy68 on June 3, 2005 at 10:29 PM | link to this | reply

Spiffie,

OMFG!  Where is she from?  Except for the oversized bumpers on the front, she looks just like someone I uesed to know.  I sure hope that's just a coincidence.  I still have sad thoughts about blowing that relationship.  I would be destroyed completely if that were her.  Holly Sheets.  I can't look at it again.  Now I'm all sad.

-->  JJ  ()----4Spiff

posted by Jack_Flash on June 3, 2005 at 10:26 PM | link to this | reply

Passion,
See?? I TOLD you guys she was a freak!!!!

posted by SpitFire70 on June 3, 2005 at 10:07 PM | link to this | reply

What the hell is that????? Yikes!!!!!!

posted by Passionflower on June 3, 2005 at 9:59 PM | link to this | reply