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It applies to all of you...you're the only ones who can create the desired amount of static to hold any charge. Bet you wish you had Cooties instead now, innit. So what I've scratched a hole in my head.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:26 AM
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Thanks TARZANA...glad you could swing by.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:23 AM
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Ariala
I'm both. I like to keep busy.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:22 AM
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JJ_Wilde
Haha, good point. Maybe it was the first time...before they went back home to pick up their DVD players.
posted by
chris2303
on June 5, 2005 at 2:22 AM
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Chris
I understand the nature of this menace. My old grandmother told me to stay away from boys because they had cooties! Now, look what they've done to our heads! O and does this apply to virgins? We're all doomed!
posted by
Offy
on June 4, 2005 at 11:14 AM
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Very funny.
posted by
TARZANA
on June 4, 2005 at 6:22 AM
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I think Chris is a eunuch, and a sheep.
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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Mark...
If I wanted a man with no unit... I would date a eunuch!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 6:16 AM
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Well, yeah....
We do strive for anatomical correctness.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 6:11 AM
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I did not mean to say that twice!
But since I did... that mass of hair looks gay!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 6:04 AM
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Mark...
He has no dick!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 6:03 AM
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Mark...
He has no dick!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 6:03 AM
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Chris, Herr Von Brulick goes both ways, it's part of Mason initiation. Be
very careful around him, and church steeples.
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2005 at 5:53 AM
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Oh well
- if you are queer...
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 5:52 AM
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Smell your commie bear? No way, pinko.
My nostrils and fluids are on the side of freedom.
Back into your cave, and take your red-menace llamas with you.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 5:45 AM
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chris
Was Mexico civilized when it was originally situated in California, or did that occur on the more recent re-situation?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on June 4, 2005 at 5:40 AM
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Ms_N_Dependence
Associate with women? Oh no, not me. I'm far too civilised and queer for that.
posted by
chris2303
on June 4, 2005 at 5:39 AM
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Ariala
You've always got a bloody excuse...but on this occasion your membership to Skull & Bones has been confirmed to me by your initiation supervisor, Herr Von Brulick, who told me to tell you to stop using your elitism for the purposes of getting laid. Then he touched my hand in a strange but satisfying manner...
posted by
chris2303
on June 4, 2005 at 5:35 AM
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mark
I believe Mexico became civilised when it re situated itself in California. And yes, you should be very much worried about cyber-psychos. Even more so than you usually are...hoo hoo. It's your fault for being such a stud muffin, even though you're a weak, Capitalist Commie wannabe. Smell my bear and be a real man.
posted by
chris2303
on June 4, 2005 at 5:32 AM
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Ms N ~ Yes indeedy.
Our Studly Screwright model is available in the Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center gift shop.
However, I'm told there are some design flaws. I think it's the lack of feet.
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 5:31 AM
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Mark...
An inflatable Dolly! Wow! Who needs geneticists!!!! I prefer in-flirtable guys... have any of those around?
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 5:27 AM
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Ms N ~
In Commie2303's case, you're only half correct on that...
Filthy huns want to dominate everything.....
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 5:19 AM
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Chris2303
I don't know the type of women with whom you ordinarily associate... but there are no empty parts of my brain. Now that - is what can drive a man crazy. Because secretly they all want the equivalent of a blow-up doll - only animated enough to perform certain chores and sex acts.
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on June 4, 2005 at 5:15 AM
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hahahahahahaha, Since I am now a Freemason, according to a recent
nomination by a new blogger, see his comment to me from yesterday, I am immune from such things.
"Make a few bloggers happy, etc.Congratulations! I just nominated you for honorary membership in the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, and The 700 Club. Enjoy." Hemlocker Posted by Hemlocker on June 3, 2005 at 2:38 PM (permalink)
posted by
Ariala
on June 4, 2005 at 5:08 AM
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Now I gotta worry about the clap AND cancer?
Not to mention love-sick broads stalking me with radar, satellite technology and a pity-party platoon of whinerators? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
When did Mexico become civilized? Can we still get tequilla and virgin grandmothers?
posted by
mark2556
on June 4, 2005 at 4:58 AM
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