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These women are men magnets
and no doubt, not only are they rich and beautiful, they own millions of beds! What more could a guy ask for?
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 5, 2005 at 4:34 PM
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Chris ~ Excellent choice.
Paris looks too much like a boy, anyway. Wait, I had a down side......
posted by
mark2556
on June 26, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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Mark
Actually I've never noticed before how sticky Charles makes the insides of my greasy loins. Oh sod Hilton, I'm taking the big eared freak and Oprah. Gonna have us some yong 'uns go gee-it...
posted by
chris2303
on June 26, 2005 at 12:30 PM
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Mark2556
I love what you have done with Opera fat free. Maybe you should become her wardrobe instructor. Very becomming~~
posted by
Offy
on June 25, 2005 at 6:11 PM
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Mark,
Actually, I'm a hermit type. I'm allergic to many humans. That's why I'm here blogging.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on June 25, 2005 at 5:25 PM
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Ben ~ You're scaring me.
Is it Armpit Attraction Disorder? We can help. Any alergies to electricity?
posted by
mark2556
on June 25, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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Wow! More eye candy here! Oprah looks too good here!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on June 25, 2005 at 4:41 PM
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Chris ~ Please use these starter photos.
We'll continue the I Whack to the Rich photo series until you're not really banging the whole Hilton clan.
Anna Nicole ~
She doesn't have any money but she's a huge-hootered pig with a perfect vaccuum for a brain. Repeat whacking excersise 150 times in 3 hours.
Oprah Winfrey ~
She's a tad on the zeppelin side but richer than God. Do not repeat. Ever. Try thinking about lemurs if you go more than 7 hours without success.
Prince Charles ~
Now that's hot. If you have anxiety deflation issues over whacking to royalty, look at Camilla. But only briely and don't ever admit it to anyone. Repeat until you feel regal or your ejaculate is purple.
Ivana Trump ~
If you run into trouble in the Chubby Level department, try thinking about Camila Parker Bowles. The hat should help. If that doesn't work, think about Charles. Repeat until you really, really like it.
We'll continue once you've completed this assignment. Courage!
posted by
mark2556
on June 25, 2005 at 12:00 PM
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Damn...
I just don't think I'm high enough up the social ladder to wank over pictures of the Hiltons...I'm never going to have any class...help me
posted by
chris2303
on June 25, 2005 at 10:26 AM
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Damon ~ Yes, it's the same.
Conrad Hilton (her grandfather) started the empire back in 1919. Truth is, there are so many Hiltons that their net worth is no where near the billions typically thought. So, you should rethink the whole Paris thing. You'll just cheapen yourself with the likes of her. May I recommend Anna Nicole Smith? At least she's been porked by a bona-fide wrinkled-up disgusting billionaire. Plus, she has hooters.
posted by
mark2556
on June 24, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Someone...
...please remind me - did the Hiltons cash come from Hilton Hotels?
That Paris - she could have me if she played her cards right...
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on June 24, 2005 at 8:09 AM
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Ari, Are you in there? Say a few syllables! Hahahahaha!
posted by
kingmi
on June 23, 2005 at 8:04 PM
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Kingmi, be sure to use your mouse to highlight the invisible text under
her photo.
posted by
Ariala
on June 23, 2005 at 8:01 PM
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Kingmi ~ Shit, you're right.
I should'a said
double-wide trailer trash tarts from Tennessee.
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 8:01 PM
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kingmi, hahahahaha...you know you want some of that.
posted by
Ariala
on June 23, 2005 at 8:00 PM
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Oh God, Don't Anyone click here any more -- PLEASE!!
posted by
kingmi
on June 23, 2005 at 7:59 PM
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Mark, If you want to make time with Mama H. I'd soft-pedal the trailer-
trash Tennessee talk!
posted by
kingmi
on June 23, 2005 at 7:58 PM
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Mark, of course I am...
My first love was VaVa Da Bomb
If you look closely, I think I'm under her...HELP ME!
posted by
Ariala
on June 23, 2005 at 7:57 PM
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Ariala ~
I always knew you were a lezbo. The hair is a dead giveaway.
(not to mention the flannel shirts and canvas pants)
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 7:50 PM
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Those two women look like transvestites to me...oooh, turns me on!
posted by
Ariala
on June 23, 2005 at 7:45 PM
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Hollee ~ Yes, it's shocking.
I had no idea you were so attracted to pork. In hotels.
posted by
mark2556
on June 23, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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Gee - I thought this was about a new rib place at the local hotel.
I am so embarassed.
posted by
Hollee
on June 23, 2005 at 9:20 AM
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Mark,
Thanks! Sexy lower torsos! They come in groups, cheaper by the measure...
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on June 22, 2005 at 7:13 PM
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Ben ~ If you're into that sort of thing...
...then heck, this leg's for you!
Frankly, I'm just not turned on.
posted by
mark2556
on June 22, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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Mark,
A photo of a lady shaving legs would be better looking.
(Ben)
posted by
A-and-B
on June 22, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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Ariala ~ That's right, baby.
Come to the Smooth Side.
posted by
mark2556
on June 22, 2005 at 4:13 PM
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mark2556,
Not much pork in a skinny meat. But it makes a nice pic!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on June 22, 2005 at 1:46 PM
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Interesting post. They make hay while the sun shines for them.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on June 21, 2005 at 10:17 PM
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More hairless women. Great.
posted by
Ariala
on June 21, 2005 at 7:21 PM
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Spitfire ~ Yes, Grade-A Pure MILF
I'm lusting after her in my heart. And other places that tend to get involved in these things.
posted by
mark2556
on June 21, 2005 at 7:09 PM
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Mark,
I hear a bit of a "MILF" tone in this blog.
posted by
SpitFire70
on June 21, 2005 at 7:06 PM
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Oh, my Holy God....I see him- just like Michael J Fox's family in "Back to the Future"...frightening.
posted by
Mudman
on June 21, 2005 at 6:52 PM
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It's her father, Rick Hilton ~
If you look closely and squint.....or drop a tab of acid....you can see him. He's fading into nothingness, probably from thinking really, really wicked thoughts.
posted by
mark2556
on June 21, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Hey, who's hand is that on Paris' left hip?? Is this like a "The Last Supper" kinda moment? Eerie...let's start the conspiracy theories now...
posted by
Mudman
on June 21, 2005 at 6:16 PM
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I have to be honest
That's not a bad looking trio at all!
I gotta believe dear old dad has spent many a moment peeking through a few keyholes huh? Wow! 
posted by
David1Spirit
on June 21, 2005 at 5:55 PM
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David ~ Mother and daughter at once? What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm thinking Mama, Paris AND Nicky Hilton.
Ba-ba-BOW!!!!
posted by
mark2556
on June 21, 2005 at 5:50 PM
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How about them both in the sack at once!!
If there ever was a mother/daughter combo that was worth it, how about a billion dollars worth of it?
Cha-Ching 
posted by
David1Spirit
on June 21, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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