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Does this deal offer a dental plan?
posted by
majroj
on August 8, 2005 at 5:12 PM
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I don't care about anything else
I just know that I must have that car! Black would have been more fitting, but I will settle for the yellow version.
posted by
Sherri_G
on July 12, 2005 at 8:41 AM
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Haven't Been...
...here for a while now.
Can't think why!
(Are you on the Streetwise mailing list, by any chance? Looks a lot like their style..)
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on July 12, 2005 at 5:51 AM
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lol
The free haircut is a nice touch. LOL... sick!
posted by
-blackcat
on June 27, 2005 at 3:28 PM
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But Chris
I pass the requirements, except I can't flip my bik sometimes! Are matches allowed to replace the old bik? Can they please Chris cause lately I have been depressed, that should count for something damm it!
posted by
Offy
on June 27, 2005 at 3:16 AM
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Markus:
Yeah they're a nuisance...I can never get Peking duck from the Chinese take away because they never have any bloody cats.
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2005 at 12:57 AM
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Ariala
Virgins will be paid to you in full as soon as you complete your end of the deal. Sharp objects like razor blades, however, are not permitted in heaven. You may hve to put up with a little thigh rash is what I'm saying, but there is a free bar.
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2005 at 12:54 AM
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Mark
Of course you can, but make sure you don't shoot the ones who are just depressed because they haven't been screwed in a while. Daddy's sack needs emptying, ya hear?
posted by
chris2303
on June 27, 2005 at 12:52 AM
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Why to depressaholics always have cats?
They're really slowing down the Security Search & Lunch Buffet Team.
posted by
mark2556
on June 26, 2005 at 3:58 PM
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I'm in. I have searched for such a product and plan all my life. You are
the best!
I do expect 13 male virgins on the other side.
Thanks,
Yo Mamma
posted by
Ariala
on June 26, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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Boy, at these prices people can't afford NOT to buy!
If there's someone out there that's totally depressed from, say, being too fat to run the required distance, or from having too much pumpkin, can I just blow their brains out? It'll be really noisy.
God bless you and your good work.
posted by
mark2556
on June 26, 2005 at 12:40 PM
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