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Merrick,
Very true. And I don't know the last time I looked at a thorn for what it really was. Hmm, I'll have to keep that in mind.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 9, 2005 at 1:22 PM
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Yes the world...
is in a sad, sad state. everyone forgets about the simple things in life. honestly when was the last time you looked at the thorn of a rose, not with anger for cutting your skin, but for what it really is, The protector of the flower. Just my own thoughts enjoy.
posted by
Merrick
on July 9, 2005 at 12:53 PM
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Quirky,
K, so just PUNCH IT!! That'll shut it up!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2005 at 9:19 PM
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I don't know, but it does. Actually, it says "Last item in bagging area is incorrect" even though it really IS correct, and I'm always yelling at the stupid thing to shut the &%# UP!
posted by
Julia.
on July 6, 2005 at 9:14 PM
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Strat,
Ya know, now that ya mention it, I'm pretty sure we do have Strat Memorial Lanes down here!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2005 at 6:16 PM
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JJ,
Thanks for the smoochies.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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Krisles,
I would talk to someone, but I don't have the connections for stuff like that. I would if I could just for you, though. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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Quirky,
How does the computer know you put an item in your bag that you weren't supposed to?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 6, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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I thought they WERE named
the lane for impatient Spitfires, Young Miss.
After all, there are several Strat memorial self checkouts all over this state -- I think you should have some, too.
posted by
strat
on July 6, 2005 at 5:51 AM
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See Spiffie,
You can copy this crap without
having all of that other crap pile come flying in.
Save the dungettes into a file of .GIFs and you're ready to rock out,
no dung heaps included.
Here's one especially for U....
---- JJ ----
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 6, 2005 at 5:19 AM
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Spitfire
Loved this post....I don't really have that patience problem myself...at least very rarely. I was glad to see them come up with that self-check lane...got rid of all those irritable lookin' people...now if they will just get a line for all the r-e-a-l-l-y slow folks so that the just kinda movin' at the normal pace folks can breathe, smell those wonderful roses, and move on through.....can ya talk to someone......
posted by
Krisles
on July 5, 2005 at 10:22 PM
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I LOVE the self-checkout lane! Except for the loudmouth computer that is always telling me (wrongly!) that I put an item in my bag that I wasn't supposed to...it works good. That is a faster/better/more improved thing I like!
posted by
Julia.
on July 5, 2005 at 10:10 PM
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Aw, Mark! What a rip off!
Here's a trophy for ya
and a smooch
Does that help at all?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 7:23 PM
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Yeah, well, I tried this stuff for a "Super-Duper" body ~
Now fags kick sand on me, too. And I'm still waiting for my "valuable trophy". What a gyp.
posted by
mark2556
on July 5, 2005 at 6:08 PM
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avant,
Yeah, kids will do that. Of course, my 4 month old puppy seems to test my patience daily.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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HolyG,
Good point.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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LOL, Cass!
But can ya handle the ultra strength?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 6:03 PM
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JJ, glad I could give you a cheap thrill there.
Now, what the hell are "porno pants?"
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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spitfire
I thought it was the "I'm buying tampons, condoms, Preparation H, Depends, a douche, and jock itch cream" line! (Though I guess if you have to wear Depends but you still need tampons or condoms, there isn't much to be embarrassed about.)
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 5, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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kingmi,
That's great! Much safer that way, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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Timmy,
Thanks! Lemme know what happens, K?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 5:59 PM
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Passion,
Woo Hoo! Spitfire's goin to Paris! Kick ass. Ahh, thanks for the virtual happy dance there.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 5, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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impatience
i've been impatient most of my life, then i had two boys. they are teaching me a thing or two.
posted by
avant-garde
on July 5, 2005 at 3:45 AM
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So.. was this your regular strength post or extra strength? Will we see an ultra strength?
posted by
Ca88andra
on July 5, 2005 at 2:44 AM
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Spiffaceous,
Yes, we all went from ''excuse me, I didn't see your foot'' to slam-dancing. From bobby-sox to porno pants; from mule-skinners to MX racers; from waving hankies to the Wright brothers to strafing comets with twirling heaps of low-tolerance, machined garbage. Many think of it as a search for God. Holly Sheet! Are there some looneys on da loose, or what?
Yet, amidst all of that, there have been great lessons. What have we all learned? Check the shit paper before you sit down on the pot. Hell, the Neanderthals knew that. What the fug are all these nouveau elitees doing? The world has gone insane. (And there's no question mark on the end of that sentence.)
Thanks for allowing me to exacerbate the sitcha wation. And thanks for talking dirty in your title. I love that more than I can ever type out loud; a good fantasy vitamin. 
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 5, 2005 at 2:11 AM
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SF, after 21-odd years without drugs I can get as satisfied on a bottle of
diet pepsi, a long walk, a vitimin B-complex as I ever did before. So it is true, less is more. What I do not miss are the hangovers. Thanks you God for inventing abstenance!
posted by
kingmi
on July 4, 2005 at 10:42 PM
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Spitfire
Hmmmm........I have a few connections, I'll see what can be done about renaming it.
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on July 4, 2005 at 10:33 PM
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I always wondered that stuff too.
Have you read this week's Road Trip? Looks like you're going to Paris after all.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 4, 2005 at 10:27 PM
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