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Madame,
It's a good thing I'm not as old as the hills yet, otherwise I'd find this not just funny, but disturbingly funny..
posted by
word.smith
on July 25, 2005 at 5:21 PM
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P/S As you have only 2 blogs, I've clicked here 2 separate entries. Thanks for your participation. See you around again.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on July 24, 2005 at 10:15 PM
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These half truths are very frightening indeed.
This blog has made my fave list! Entertaining while not too far fetched.
(Ann)
posted by
A-and-B
on July 24, 2005 at 10:14 PM
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Thank you to everyone for all the praise.
However, be warned, as these lists will take on a much darker, more frightening tone in the coming days. Some dealing with topics so disturbing you may wish to avert your eyes ... seriously.
But, by all means, continue to click on them anyway!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2005 at 4:09 PM
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haha @
Your Grandchildren have wrinkles. *grin*
posted by
Joe_Love
on July 24, 2005 at 10:17 AM
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Wow! Some people actually enjoyed these?
That's odd.
I did not envision a good reaction, because I wrote this one at 3 AM (which now that I'm clean,
really feels like 3 AM). Plus, my test audience was not exactly "overwhelmed".
MY MOTHER:
Denny's? ME: It's a restaurant old people tend to gather at.
MY MOTHER: Why?
ME: I don't know! They just
do, okay?
MY MOTHER: Where's the joke in number 5?
ME: When you submerge in water for a long time, your skin prunes. How do you
not know these things?!
MY MOTHER: Oh ... I
see.
MY MOTHER: This one doesn't make any sense. Why would anyone forget to breathe?
ME: They wouldn't! Look, if a joke has to be explained, it no longer qualifies as a joke ... so, just move on. You know, I'm soooo glad I showed these to you.
MY MOTHER: I don't get the second one.
ME: Drop dead!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on July 24, 2005 at 3:52 AM
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::Wiping sweat, thank goodness for twenties.
thought I feel 52, instead of 25 ~Silly
posted by
SillySoul88
on July 23, 2005 at 4:49 PM
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ARI
Does forgetting what time it is count? 
posted by
Offy
on July 23, 2005 at 3:22 PM
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very funny!
posted by
Ariala
on July 23, 2005 at 3:19 PM
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hahahahah
Those are hilarious!
posted by
SomeoneElse
on July 23, 2005 at 3:15 PM
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so funny... (and on a saturday!!! i was thrilled to see it....) i loved it.... many of them would be a perfect fit for my grandmother. (only she still has many of her regular teeth.... she just has a plate with some teeth on it to fit in the gaps... its wierd....)
posted by
mmm-w
on July 23, 2005 at 5:00 AM
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Hilarious!!!!!!!!!
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 23, 2005 at 4:56 AM
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