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Spitfire
We have just got to get together! I invented "Memory Bubbles" that people can then suck air out - like the vacuum bags - and store in rented facilities or in closets...did a post on it. However, I'm older so my mental post office has already started spilling all my trivia out onto the floor and jamming into the wrong boxes and stuff so I cannot just reach in and grab pieces like you can..you are impressive, woman!!
posted by
Krisles
on July 26, 2005 at 6:47 PM
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Spiff,
What is the issue? Or what was the issue? Where am I? I can hardly see over the keyboard. If you don't hear from me, call the Rat Patrol. I think rats are hanging around for me to get smaller, then I'm going to get kidnapped.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 25, 2005 at 11:24 PM
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Yeah, Smartdog!!
You're the "smart one" so start brainstormin!!
I think it would be an added bonus to drain out the bad memories!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:14 PM
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Kori,
We'll have to work out those details later!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:13 PM
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Jimmy,
You know those terms? That's all Greek to me!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:12 PM
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Sincerity,
Um, you can be the second, K? I'm the first one that gets to know. What?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:05 PM
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Oh, Justsouno,
That kitty kat belongs to Mark. **sigh**
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:04 PM
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See, you're wrong here, Strat.
If you can't remember that you entered the info into your computer, then what's the point? HA! Gotcha
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:02 PM
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JJ,
K, staying in the wave of Blogitavia or whatever it is you called it is not the issue. But for heaven's sake, no shrinkage!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 25, 2005 at 11:01 PM
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Good Idea
How about sucking out those bad memories too. Damn... now you've got me thinking! lol
-smartdog
posted by
smartdog_670
on July 25, 2005 at 5:02 PM
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Okay, so how much would it cost
and would my insurance cover it! :)
posted by
koriani
on July 25, 2005 at 1:19 PM
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Good idea...
but even better, just expand memory with 20GB chunks of scilicon, directly wired into neural net. I've been reading you SpitFire, just have not been reading anyone much. I'll catch up tonight, be layovered in Dallas for like seven hours...peace...
posted by
jimmy68
on July 25, 2005 at 12:43 PM
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Spitfire...
I wish you could invent that !!! I'd wanna be the first to know!!!
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 25, 2005 at 6:51 AM
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What an idea! That's my girl! But I do love the kitty kat photo on the post
posted by
Justi
on July 25, 2005 at 5:42 AM
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That's already been invented.
It's called "a computer."
It's fun to be completely clueless about things like appointments and schedules, yet still know who the high scorer in the NHL was in 1947.
posted by
strat
on July 24, 2005 at 7:14 PM
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OK Spiff,
Mark does seem to be having a good time and that, after all, is important to all of us. JJ
I think I'm shrinking. What should I do?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 24, 2005 at 6:04 PM
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spiff,
A space that was not supposed to be there surreptitiously crept into my last comment. If you can find it I'll click your...uh...that...whatchamacallit three times. Three clicks or whatever is needed as determined by necessity. I've discovered a new way to stay ''en la onda'' in Blogivakia, and I'm not turnin' it loose. Any questions? Don't ask. JJ
P.S. Don't tell anyone I was here, except maybe the Roach Coach Guy.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 24, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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JJ,
You can't take the BK to Mt. Rushmore. He hasn't earned anywhere near the honor or respect to be there. Mark is having fun, so lets just let him for a while.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 5:45 PM
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blackcat,
We'll have to share our useless trivia sometime!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 5:42 PM
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Spiff,
I think I'll pass on the trip through the Brain Wash Diptank. I started using spam filters when they first came out for the human brain. Before that, I coded one of my own. It really works. I have brain freeze every time a request for useless trivia comes up, but all of the good stuff I kept. There is barely space for that.
But really, how many people do you know know who didn't crowd out memories of their first encounter with a Tyranosaurus in Cretaceous era Lodi, CA with memories of the score of the Philadelphia Filberts win of the World Series in 1947?
No thanx on the Brain Wash, but I wouldn't mind an upgrade for my Spam filters. There's a new Spam Scam daily.
And how the hell am I ever going to get hold of The King of BK if Mark keeps running all over the place with him? He needs to be taken to Mt. Rushmore soon!!
Well, thanks anyway. I gotta go somewhere and get in a fight. TTFN luvs.... JJ
Oh, if the Roach Coach gets by, tell him I had lunch early because I had to leave to look for a fight. No Sans Porp Tunas today.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 24, 2005 at 5:42 PM
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I know Ann!
See, that's why I think this is better!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 5:42 PM
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lol... I like how BK showed up in the picture. Too funny.
I have alot of useless crap in my brain also. Good invention... get working on it spitfire!
posted by
-blackcat
on July 24, 2005 at 3:27 PM
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Good idea. So far, inventions were for more memory enhancements.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on July 24, 2005 at 3:11 PM
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Spitfire, I understand...and he knows what all that bull about love does to
me...
posted by
Ariala
on July 24, 2005 at 2:48 PM
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Ari,
Mark tortures me with my fears! He knows plastic and rubber people scayew me!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 2:46 PM
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Oh, Quirky!
You silly. Of course it would work for you, too! Now, for finding grant money...
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 2:45 PM
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I don't have any obsessions ~
Well, except love.
posted by
mark2556
on July 24, 2005 at 2:44 PM
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Yes, he makes such pictures often...he tortures us with our obsessions! (Or
his!)
posted by
Ariala
on July 24, 2005 at 2:31 PM
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This is really funny: liposuction of brain waste.
--well, your idea actually has a lot of merit. when you invent the machine I'm sure you will have a lot of people lining up for it. Me, I can't remember useless trivia OR where the car keys are, so I doubt it would help.
posted by
Julia.
on July 24, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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Yes, Ariala, the king is present.
Ever since our recent mission, Mark has become a bit obsessed with kidnapping other local BK's. As you can see, the BK pops up all over the place these days. He also takes pictures to torture and scare me.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 2:29 PM
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No Mark,
Those are just to drain out the crazy juice. They don't get Brain Spam Blocker Solution injected either, so the crazy juice eventually comes back.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 24, 2005 at 2:27 PM
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Mark, LOL...I see the king is among them!
posted by
Ariala
on July 24, 2005 at 2:23 PM
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Isn't this what lobotomies are for?
Sure, the reloading of data may have a few glitches, but nodody ever complains.
posted by
mark2556
on July 24, 2005 at 2:22 PM
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