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Bobbie,
See? It's all for a good cause.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 5, 2005 at 6:13 PM
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Well
I think if this were true....there wouldn't be any kittens left...at least not in MY neighborhood. Ooops..there goes another kitten!!
posted by
BobbieLouise
on August 5, 2005 at 11:52 AM
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Kick ass, Passion!! I'm there!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 1, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Laylabeth,
See? Just tell her it's for her own good...and to save a few kittens.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 1, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Hey Girl....Guess what?
Episode 15 is ready and waiting....Did that plane go down or not?
posted by
Passionflower
on July 30, 2005 at 6:33 PM
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I will have to relay that info to my...
..."cat-lady" friend. I think it may cause her to slow down on some of those more risque activities! lol!
~LB~ XO
posted by
Anony_Miss
on July 30, 2005 at 10:49 AM
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Taps,
I'm not really aware of any specific names being on top of the dead kitten pile, so no worries there. Maybe God will change His mind, though...
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:31 PM
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HolyG,
It is, in fact, also true that every time someone votes Republican, god kills a kitten! However, I didn't want to make that part of the equation, here in this post. But, statistics do show this to be true.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:29 PM
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Isis,
I'm just so glad to hear from you!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:25 PM
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Hi Lady :)
I've been lurking about here and there. "Okay" is pretty relative, but I guess if you look at it from the perspective of the universe I'm okay.
Who knew there could be such destruction in an orgasm? 
It's good to "see" you too
posted by
myrrhage_
on July 29, 2005 at 9:21 PM
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ISIS!!!
Where have you been? You okay? Hope so.Yeah, saving kittens and those horrible beings subjecting themselves to God's wrath. Yup. My purpose has been served.
Great to "see" ya!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:18 PM
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Awwww Spitfire...
Saving the world, one kitten at a time.. :)
posted by
myrrhage_
on July 29, 2005 at 9:14 PM
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Hemlocker,
Now, don't forget...it's now in writing. Sort of.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:13 PM
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Taps, nope. It's not that easy.
It's obviously much more impacting on one's conscious to kill a kitten, I suppose.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:13 PM
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Kind of a catch 22, eh, Avant?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:10 PM
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Sincerity,
I suppose it's the thrill of the possible bust! hehe So far, no one has said anything!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:10 PM
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Good 4U, mcbreeze!
Save a kitten today!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:09 PM
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Oh, JJ, now that last comment to OBP was kinda mean!
We girls don't ALWAYS need batteries, ya know!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:08 PM
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Oh, wait, OBP!!
I just saw your other comment! Yay! Save a kitten! (:Like I said. at
least for one day!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:07 PM
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OBP, I'm not right in the head?
Well, duh!
Save a kitten. At least for today. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:06 PM
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Gypsy, yup, Doc is a character all right!
And I will leave it at that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:05 PM
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JJ, wow, too many comments to respond to here
for such a little thang like me! K, so what is this link your buddy wants to see me on? Hmmm, the curiosity in me will force me to go check it out!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 29, 2005 at 9:04 PM
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Spitfire--
I will never masturbate again. Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on July 29, 2005 at 4:07 PM
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Spitfire, couldn't he just make us wear the letter "M" in red instead?
posted by
TAPS.
on July 29, 2005 at 1:57 PM
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that's funny
i'll have to control myself.
posted by
avant-garde
on July 29, 2005 at 1:53 PM
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Spitfire...
That's funny !!! What would the clients think ??? Geez...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on July 29, 2005 at 5:50 AM
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OH GOD!! feeling guilty now lol.
never again will i let my fingers do the walking .lol
posted by
mcbreeze
on July 29, 2005 at 5:49 AM
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OBP,
Giving it up? What, the batteries run down?
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 29, 2005 at 5:09 AM
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Spiffy
I am back, and I am giving it up!! SAVE THE KITTENS!!!
posted by
Offy
on July 29, 2005 at 2:38 AM
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Spiff,
A buddy of mine wants to see you at
HERE. Go see what he wants.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 28, 2005 at 7:47 PM
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Oh Spiffy!!
I used to live across the freeway from Bob Barker. I had to move. The cats didn't like living across the Hollywood Fwy from so much of a Barker.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 28, 2005 at 7:32 PM
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Spiffy
I knew better than to read this..Yep. my stomach hurts..I love it!! If I quit, what will I have left? OKAY, for the KITTENS DAMM IT!! roflmao...you aren't right in the head woman!!!
posted by
Offy
on July 28, 2005 at 7:19 PM
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Spitfire... oh geez,
If that was true, Bob Barker could quit his speech about having your cat spayed or neutered LOL. Doc is a funny guy. I'd leave it there too!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on July 28, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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Spiff,
Yes, I fell asleep. I used to work with a programmer who did that every day right after lunch. When you made a noise his head lifted up and he went right to work. I was never sure whether he knew that he had been asleep. Then I wondered if he was ever awake. If you said ''Chinaman'' out loud he would wake up quick though, and cuss you out in Taiwanese.
I heard Strat's joke, but it was the kid's mother who told him that and he said, ''Aww mom! Can I just do it until I need glasses?'' I thought that was really dumb, but now I have to wear glasses. What is a person to think? JJ hi
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 28, 2005 at 6:31 PM
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Passion,
Thanks for the link! I just printed it out to read off line!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 28, 2005 at 6:23 PM
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Spitfire, You know, I had heard that before and am wondering if those dead kittens were piled up somewhere with a person's name on top of the pile or anything for other people to see. Just wondering.
posted by
TAPS.
on July 28, 2005 at 5:48 PM
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I saw that picture, but it was captioned "every time someone votes Republican, god kills a kitten!"
posted by
Holy_Grail
on July 28, 2005 at 4:38 PM
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LOL at Strat's comment.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 28, 2005 at 4:31 PM
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Spitfire....Here's a link to the newest Road Trip Story
You're having quite a time in Paris.
posted by
Passionflower
on July 28, 2005 at 4:30 PM
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Strat
HA!!!! LOL
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 28, 2005 at 1:51 PM
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JJ,
Glad it's clear now. Hey, you fall asleep in front of the computer too, huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 28, 2005 at 1:50 PM
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You know, it sounds like something dad told me.
He said, "Son, if you don't stop it you'll go blind!" And I said, "But dad...I'm over here!"
posted by
strat
on July 28, 2005 at 7:06 AM
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spiff,
OK. I understand why you didn't understand why I didn't understand. I missed the one thing that came up with the screen save line. Sorry about dat. I was in outer space before. I still am. I can't open my mouth without sticking my foot in it.
I just woke up staring at the screen. Guess I'll go to bed. I'm having great Fun. JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 28, 2005 at 4:13 AM
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OK Spiff,
I'll go look again to see what kind of dumb thing I did.
Don't be mad. I'm having another ''duh...huh???'' day.
I'll tell ya how they work sometime.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 27, 2005 at 10:18 PM
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JJ, yeah, please go read it again cause I'm curious to
know what you're talking about!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 9:49 PM
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Spiff,
Did I read the wrong post? I couldn't get the masturbation connection at all. Maybe I better go look again. I sometimes make as many as two mistakes a year.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 27, 2005 at 9:29 PM
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JJ,
Huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 9:24 PM
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Spiff,
There seem to be some loose ends sticking out on this post. Maybe you should check it over.
You know I love you, but mama, get some screws tightened up.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on July 27, 2005 at 9:20 PM
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Passion,
No! No drowning! He sends those little munchy monster guys to chase them and bite them and stuff. It's a horrible way to go I tellya!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 9:14 PM
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HOW DOES GOD KILL THEM?
Drowning or what? I need details....lol!
posted by
Passionflower
on July 27, 2005 at 9:09 PM
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blackcat,
Glad you got a laugh. But it
is true, ya know.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 27, 2005 at 8:56 PM
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your headline got a laugh... lol.. that was great.
posted by
-blackcat
on July 27, 2005 at 8:53 PM
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