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Strick! Where have ya been?
Good to "see" ya around!
Oh, and sorry you got scalped! Yeeks.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 6, 2005 at 6:54 PM
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It'll grow back
I keep telling myseld that after I got scalped Wednesday!!!
posted by
StrickGold
on August 5, 2005 at 10:45 PM
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avant,
I know. It already did for the most part. Whew!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 5, 2005 at 6:08 PM
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tigerP,
I hear ya. Wish M would just go to a friggin barber! It's not that he's cheap or anything, I think it's just cause he's done it himself for so long and he works a million hours a week as it is. Poor guy probably doesn't even have the time!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 5, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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spitfire
it's only hair, right? it'll grow back.
posted by
avant-garde
on August 5, 2005 at 7:14 AM
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Lucky for me
My husband is enough of a metro that he insists on nothing less than a professional cut. I too am ham handed with hair.
posted by
tigerprincess
on August 4, 2005 at 8:21 PM
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Isis,
Yep. In fact, it's already almost grown back so I don't feel so bad anymore!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 4, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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Spitfire,
LOL!
Well at least he's only "short" a little bit of hair.
Nyuck nyuck.
posted by
myrrhage_
on August 4, 2005 at 4:55 PM
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Spitfire...
I think that makes us BOTH lucky !!! LOL...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on August 4, 2005 at 4:52 PM
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Sincerity,
Lucky you! (er well, him!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 4, 2005 at 4:48 PM
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Spitfire,
My husband always asks me to help w/ the back of his too...lol...but I haven't screwed it up yet...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on August 4, 2005 at 4:46 PM
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Passion,
Of course I will!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 4, 2005 at 2:15 PM
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JJ, well, I'm not a lesbian so
that might be why I can't do hair. Just a thought.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 4, 2005 at 2:14 PM
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Spitfire...here's a link to my latest post about the strange numerical
Stuff that follows me around. Would you take a look and let me know if you have any thoughts?
posted by
Passionflower
on August 4, 2005 at 10:37 AM
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spiff,
You know what I found? The best barbers in the world are lesbians. Well...unless they're lesbians because of some sort of father/male-hostility problem. Maybe I should try a gay male. I sure never liked the ''Sarge'' types. You're better off doing your own hair with sheep shears than going to Sarge.
I just don't know. Such a big decision. 
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 4, 2005 at 2:13 AM
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Marshall,
You got it!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 9:02 PM
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Taps,
I was hoping the same thing! I've never messed it up til that time!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 9:02 PM
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blackcat,
He actually does a really good job doing it himself! I'm kind of impressed! (And envious in a way!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 9:01 PM
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Medusa,
Glad you liked it. Oh, and no need to thank me for visiting your blogs! I often do, I just haven't been able to comment on too many people lately. I try to but you know how it is sometimes! That post about colors was interesting!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 9:00 PM
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I know, Rach! I mean, we're not cosmoticians, right?
I shave animals for surgery, but hell, that never has to be "even" or perfect!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 8:58 PM
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Strat,
I know. I really did feel bad! For a few seconds. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 8:57 PM
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OBP,
It's quite obvious I am not too skilled in that kinda stuff! Actually, it already did start growing back, so it's barely noticable...now! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 8:56 PM
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haven't been to your place for a while..
hope you're doing good
hit me back when you have time...
posted by
Marshallengraved
on August 3, 2005 at 1:58 PM
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"Ooops!" How funny. Maybe he won't ever ask you for that kind of help again.
posted by
TAPS.
on August 3, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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LOL... it'll grow back.. how much could he really care if he cuts it
himself?
posted by
-blackcat
on August 3, 2005 at 9:03 AM
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Ms. Spitfire.....The poor guy.....
I love the buzz cut. Hope his hair grows fast. That was a funny post. And by the way, thanks for visiting my post about colors.
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on August 3, 2005 at 7:23 AM
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lol
Too funny! I hate when my husband asks me to help with his hair, too!
posted by
RachelAnna
on August 3, 2005 at 6:21 AM
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LOL, Young Miss! Few things are more frightening than
hearing someone wielding sharp objects or power clippers behind your back say something like "Oops.."
You say "Oops" when you've done something like accidentally push the plunger on a TNT charge, or opened the door to the outside rather than the bathroom on an airliner.
That's really funny, though! Poor guy was probably just overwhelmed by having the both of you double teaming him!
posted by
strat
on August 3, 2005 at 5:52 AM
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Spiffy
OMG..poor M. He has the both of you now plotting against him! LOL..
Seriously, somethings we aren't meant to do, we now know of one of yours. No need to worry, it will grow back. Besides, it isn't like he has to look at it!! LOL..
posted by
Offy
on August 3, 2005 at 12:51 AM
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Temple,
JJ's comments are usually long...and "wild" hehe. I luv him, regardless. He's a man after our own heart. Maybe literally, but still....
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 12:18 AM
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yeah, I got your text message..
you should have sent that to HIM...lol...
posted by
Temple
on August 3, 2005 at 12:09 AM
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Geez..
and JJ says my comments are too long to live through. ;) At least mine were on a serious subject. :p
posted by
Temple
on August 3, 2005 at 12:08 AM
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Joe Love, NO!! Wait!
He has always made me do his "touch ups!!!" Seriously! I've just never screwed it up like I did the other night! hehe. Yikes! (Well, maybe he'll let me off the hook next time, huh?)
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 3, 2005 at 12:04 AM
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Spitfire
Cute story. Especially liked you nicknaming him Nick. LOL But. ., it's not like he didn't beg you to trim it up for him!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on August 2, 2005 at 11:56 PM
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Temple,
No SHIT!! What be up wit' dat?? He SO usually plays with us with stuff like this! Damn. Nick sucks lateley, I swear. How dare him not play with us. How boring. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 11:56 PM
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Krisles,
Maybe your stylist is some sort of Edward ScissorHands er sumptin? hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 11:54 PM
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I guess our hazing is nothing compared to the Navy.
We laughed forever over that and thought we were all devious, and he hardly said a word! Big weenie, dammit. :|
posted by
Temple
on August 2, 2005 at 11:33 PM
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Spitfire
You're lucky M is so mellow....my husband - well, first of all it is very doubtful he would let me near his hair - but he would have gone into major anxiety, deep depression -there is a possibility police would have been called....his hair....he considers it a BFD..... your story reminds me...I went to a stylist one time who had palsy in his hands..it was wierd...could feel his hands shaking like crazy against my head..but he cut great...
posted by
Krisles
on August 2, 2005 at 11:02 PM
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JJ, but, but, but, I willy didn't mean it!!
And thanx; glad I get more smoochies n' stuff from ewe!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 10:56 PM
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Vane,
I won't tell M you "LOL" here!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 10:54 PM
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Passion, K, I'm on my way...again!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 10:53 PM
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Spiffy,
I think this whole matter is, shall we say, the epitome of the male/female communication problem. In fact, you could say it's the ''crowning glory'' of female problem sublimation. I'm sure you have heard of that famed couple Sampson and Delilah. A male can give himself a haircut that is the qintessence of sex appeal and attractiveness, but he needs only a little nip on the back.
What happens? The female goes into a frenzy. ''Going out on a poon prowl honey? Let me help.'' GRRRRonkKKK. Snip, snip, snip. VAroomba. Viinnt, Viint. ''Oh, a little here now; WOW!! You lookin' good honey.''
One glance in the mirror and the emasculated male sees what he looks like--Yul Brynner after a bout with a weed eater. The poor devil puts on a hat and sneaks out the front door just to get the morning paper.
Don't jive me honey. I got the picture long ago. 
<---you get more of those than anyone. JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 2, 2005 at 10:50 PM
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lol
posted by
Vanidad
on August 2, 2005 at 10:27 PM
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I know you girl! You did this on purpose.
BTW, Episode 17 is ready and awaits.
posted by
Passionflower
on August 2, 2005 at 10:13 PM
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Only "with you," hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 10:05 PM
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HolyG,
We'd never laugh at you!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 10:04 PM
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Hmmm...I guess there is a hair theme going around tonight. I just hope you and Temple don't laugh at me too much!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on August 2, 2005 at 8:04 PM
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Mark,
I know! I don't understand why he insists on doing it himself! (Well, I have to get involved, too.) Damn!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 2, 2005 at 6:37 PM
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Y'know, it's the 21st century and all now...
Maybe you both should discuss adding something to your lives, sort of a modern benefit kind of thing. It's actually quite a marvel....t's called a barber. They've got scissors and clippers and mirrors and everything, and I understand there's training involved.
posted by
mark2556
on August 2, 2005 at 6:31 PM
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