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Joe Love,
That's okay, I understand! It's all good.
I actually agree. Sometimes I hate being around myself during those times of serious PMS. Daayaam! It's true!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 9, 2005 at 12:53 AM
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hahahahaha
Very, very, very, very, very funny entry, Spitfire.
By the way, I would prefer my PMS-ing wife to have a medication to put her out. Sorry. LOLOL
posted by
Joe_Love
on August 9, 2005 at 12:43 AM
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Sass,
I've heard that before! Yikes! Now lets see, be overweight or get thin with anal leakage. Um....
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 8, 2005 at 6:32 PM
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Its not just medication that causes this
I have been seeing a lot lately about anal leakage, and its gross! I picture big brown stains on the back of everyone's pants, and they haven't a clue, and its not like you are gonna walk up to them and whisper to them about their anal leakage problem into their ear. Hell no! I'd run. Anal leakage issues: In the USA, the 'non-fat fat', called olestra (Olean), used in some diet foods has gained unwelcome publicity because of it's contribution to anal leakage. It is an artificial mixture of fats, none of which can be digested or absorbed. Instead, it goes straight along the gut and is passed out at the other end. This means that the feces are runny and slippery with fat, and soiled underwear can result. Many snack foods, chips especially contain olestra, which cause many people bowel problems.
posted by
Sherri_G
on August 8, 2005 at 2:12 PM
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Strat,
Glad I could gross you out, yet still provide humor.
Now, my question is why the hell are old people so obsessed with their bodily functions? Geez. TMI, Old people!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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avant,
JFC!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 5:39 PM
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Moondawggie,
I keep tellin you guys not to read me during dinner!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 5:38 PM
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Jems,
I still think it was more embarrassing for her. Unless she told everyone that it was you.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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“Dear Joe Blow Company,
Your miracle cream made my apple-sized hemorrhoids disappear..."
Oh my God, Young Miss, that is the most disturbing image I have run across in awhile! Hilarious, but disturbing!
I always hate to go to Wal MArt for a variety of reasonss, one of which being all the very old deaf people having coffee in the cafe and shrieking out daily progress reports to each other about their bodily functions and such.
God knows what those 1000 decibel conversations are going ot be like when some of them discover viagra!
posted by
strat
on August 7, 2005 at 4:39 PM
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xenecal
this fat-absorbing weight loss pill used to cause 'anal leakage'. i heard a girl telling me about it, and that she shit her pants in Wal-Mart. hmmm.
posted by
avant-garde
on August 7, 2005 at 4:36 PM
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Like I said in a post quite
sometime back about such product commercials, I don't want to know all of this stuff and especially not while I'm eating supper.
posted by
Moondawg
on August 7, 2005 at 4:23 PM
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Spitfire
Was more embarrassing for me since she anal leakaged all over my carpet!!! ICK!
posted by
Jemmie211
on August 7, 2005 at 3:43 PM
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Rabbit, sorry about the spagetti accident.
Next time, like maybe you shouldn't read my posts during dinner. I'm sure Mr. Rabbit didn't appreciate it much, either.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 3:01 PM
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Jems,
That must have been pretty embarrassing for her.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 3:00 PM
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Rach,
Exactly the point! I mean, what's up with that? It's almost as stupid as in those medical commercials for a sleep aid and one of the possible "side effects" is DROWSINESS! Um, ya think??
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 2:59 PM
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blackcat,
You got it! Good observation, mm-k? hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 2:58 PM
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m - like - O - MY - GAWD!! we were, like, just sitting down to our
SPAGHETTI DINNER - when - like - I came across your TOTALLY GRODY BLOG!! Like wow man!! I was laughing so hard when I saw the look on my hubby's face after I read it to him that I fell into my spaghetti! By the way, I have got like these HUGE WARTS that are like TURNING GREEN.... and
posted by
wiserabbit
on August 7, 2005 at 2:25 PM
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Baby-Grrl had anal leakage once
She was on antibiotics for an upper-respiratory infection. Me thinks her body didn't like so much the meds.
posted by
Jemmie211
on August 7, 2005 at 10:13 AM
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LOL
My husband and I joke all the time about the anal leakage side effects. Honestly, there are very few things that would be worth curing if the side effect was anal leakage. I think I'd rather have most other ailments!
posted by
RachelAnna
on August 7, 2005 at 8:01 AM
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I've never read that anywhere! gross... lol
"Mm-K" reminds me of South Park.... correct reference? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on August 7, 2005 at 7:33 AM
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Yep
substitute fat products....like low fat Lays or something....I never thought it was medication..
posted by
Temple
on August 7, 2005 at 2:22 AM
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Temple,
Damn, it does? Good thing I never caught
that warning. Shit!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 2:19 AM
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Oh, come on now, JJ! You know not only are you always
welcome at my place, but you'll come here anytime regardless!! hehe Not that I mind....
Glad ya dig my new wheels. I'm diggin' them lots, too!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 2:18 AM
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you need medication
besides, it says this on the sides of low fat potato chips...
posted by
Temple
on August 7, 2005 at 2:16 AM
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See, Cass? That's what I'm sayin; here!!
Yeeks!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 7, 2005 at 2:14 AM
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spiff,
I guess I'm not very merciful, am I? Well, I'm just going around doing a few mind tests. They sweep in some of the most remarkable results. 'scuse my irreverence at your place.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 7, 2005 at 1:25 AM
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Spiff,
Thanks for the warning in the title. I got through the entire post without throwing up. It made me start thinking about the ads that drug companies put out, which started to get me really pissed off, but I'm going to slam this comment and go outside to have a smoke before that gets any further. But don't worry. I never blame the innocent, so you're off the hook.
You know.... Ah...what the hell am I doing. I got to go read about your new car--although I'm going outside first. I've been working on a meditation using a fairly fressh cow pie as a centering point. I have made substantial progress. Tell all of the meditators I said hello. That should make them very huffy, thus blowing off a good deal of their psuedo-progress. Nothing is more fun than watching a whirling dervish catch fire. JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on August 7, 2005 at 1:17 AM
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This is far too much information!
posted by
Ca88andra
on August 6, 2005 at 10:36 PM
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Mark, I didn't know you dated such "older" women!
Er, wait. I was going on the losing teeth thing. I forgot, we live in Florida, so never mind.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 6, 2005 at 8:07 PM
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Well, I've had about everything else in there....
..and one date
did say she lost her teeth at my house. Could explain a certain discomfort I experience sometimes.
posted by
mark2556
on August 6, 2005 at 7:56 PM
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Mark, unless you have a set of teeth in your butt,
the string ain't gonna break. Trust me.
posted by
SpitFire70
on August 6, 2005 at 7:49 PM
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It's really not that unpleasant.
After a while you get used to walking around with a feminine napkin wedged in your cheeks.
"But Mark," you say, "Wouldn't a tampon be more effective?"
Maybe, but going through the whole reel-the-sucker-in thing after it migrates north is just plain embarrassing, and if the string breaks the alternatives are pretty bleak. Trust me.
posted by
mark2556
on August 6, 2005 at 7:25 PM
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