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You're, like, just full of them, Silly.

Btw, I honestly think we really will be seeing these commercials hitting the airwaves later this year. So, I guess I am a pretty clever girl ... yesterday's (disastrous) post notwithstanding.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 18, 2005 at 6:28 AM | link to this | reply

Nuns in string bikins, lol

I hope there not wearing holy underwear, lol. okay yet another crappy joke. ~Silly

posted by SillySoul88 on August 17, 2005 at 6:53 PM | link to this | reply

I only wish my friends and family felt the same, Pat B.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 16, 2005 at 12:42 PM | link to this | reply

How about

health nuts love Emerald Nuts... All that good stuff for your blood and heart and everything. Unless Al-lergy is involved. That deadly terrorist can make life miserable (or gone). I love your sense of humor! :)

posted by Pat_B on August 16, 2005 at 11:24 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, thank you so much.

I was going to look that up at some point. So, I guess the way I'm envisioning the nuns (in the commercial) would be wearing bikinis plus cowels & yokes.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 15, 2005 at 10:09 PM | link to this | reply

Madame PO,

From the dictionary:
Yoke:
A piece of a garment that is closely fitted, either around the neck and shoulders or at the hips, and from which an unfitted or gathered part of the garment is hung.

(Ann)

posted by A-and-B on August 15, 2005 at 9:59 PM | link to this | reply

You're right, Ann.

It's the entire dress with "cowel & yoke". Not sure what a yoke is, though.

I was just imagining the cowel.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 15, 2005 at 9:48 PM | link to this | reply

Madame PO

I was under the habit that the impression of the habit was the entire cassock-like gown. :)

Ann.

posted by A-and-B on August 15, 2005 at 9:29 PM | link to this | reply

I thought the habit ...

was just the head-dress?

posted by Mademoiselle on August 15, 2005 at 9:21 PM | link to this | reply

Nuns in string bikinis

That might sell some nuts. I'll keep a look out for it, for ya.

posted by Joe_Love on August 15, 2005 at 4:01 PM | link to this | reply

Who knows what nuns are wearing beneath their habits. ;)

Ann

posted by A-and-B on August 15, 2005 at 2:21 PM | link to this | reply

Thank you, MiaElla & Krisles...

My favorites (of the ones they currently air) are "Elegant Naysayers", "Eerie Namecallers" and "Entangled Nine-Year-Olds". What I love is the amazing creativity not only in the ideas ... but, also, in the execution.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 15, 2005 at 12:07 PM | link to this | reply

Madame P.O.

I had never heard of Emerald Nuts so, of course, hadn't seen their commercials and didn't understand why you were doing the lines you were doing....and they are just exactly what they like so they should certainly pick yours right up!! Pistachios are the only emeraldish nuts I know of, so I thought you were making a clever gimmick out of a passion for pistacios....alas, it appears Emerald Nuts doesn't carry pistachios....and I am so craving some now. I love the Emerald Nuts website!! It is a hoot!! Thank you so much for introducing me to it.....I may have to order some of their nuts......I think I like the nurses one of the ones they have on their website right now the bes - but yours are better.

I think the poem I wanted is an Auden one, maybe..."he was their north, their south".....can't remember and it's driving me crazy!!

posted by Krisles on August 15, 2005 at 10:50 AM | link to this | reply

Madame_P.O.

Those are funnier the original

posted by MiaElla on August 15, 2005 at 10:48 AM | link to this | reply

Gubby, all your questions (and more) should be answered...

in my next post, entitled "Emerald Nuts and you".

What any of this has to do with "The Death Blog", however, is something of a mystery.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 15, 2005 at 10:24 AM | link to this | reply

ROFL--I was wondering where that whole "Emerald Nut" thing was going...now I know!

posted by Julia. on August 15, 2005 at 10:09 AM | link to this | reply

Hey,

Can someone explain to me what the hell ARE "emerald nuts"? I can't stop myself thinking that it is something to do with their colour, but that can't be right.

...can it?

posted by Gubby on August 15, 2005 at 9:20 AM | link to this | reply

This is great!

posted by strat on August 15, 2005 at 9:07 AM | link to this | reply

Hopefully, kingmi...

in more ways than one.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 14, 2005 at 8:10 PM | link to this | reply

Yes, Emerald Nuts definitely do exist, mmm-w...

And I think they really were impressed with my ideas. They've received a ton of suggestions in the past ... but never ones so "creative" and "fully realized" (their words) as my proposals. The somewhat "risque" nature is the only drawback.

I wouldn't mind a lifetime supply, because, ironically enough, I've never even seen (let alone, eaten) any of the nuts. They don't appear to sell them in this area.

posted by Mademoiselle on August 14, 2005 at 8:07 PM | link to this | reply

I am happy to see Madame cashing in on her intellect!

posted by kingmi on August 14, 2005 at 7:43 PM | link to this | reply

madame~

yes, even my mind had to chuckle with the nut subject and head line... too funny. with you i never know, are there really "emerald nuts"? because i have never heard of such a thing...i was quite curious about all of your nut comments though... hmmm....

i see NO reason why NONE of these commercials should not be accepted.... you SHOULD recieve compensation, (in nuts, perhaps???)