Go to Jill's Opinions
- Add a comment
- Go to What is the Real Secret Behind the Da Vinci Code?
Damon
Hello my good man. Wow, I'm impressed with how angry you are about it. To be honest I didn't really notice he was a shit writer, but then again that was the first fiction book I've read for a long time. All I know is he turned the book unto frustrating, much like going to a farm with no private rooms/barns.
posted by
chris2303
on September 7, 2005 at 1:51 AM
| link to this | reply
This should...
...go onto the Amazon review process.
I read it and thought - good story, shite writer. He's so damn clunky. I could name half a dozen right her eon Blogit who write better than that, and we (sorry, they) are getting paid about a thrid of a cent a month for every dollar that bloke makes in a minute.
It boils my piss, it really does.
Anyway, welcome back, Big Boy. You been to your country residence for the summer?
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on September 6, 2005 at 5:06 AM
| link to this | reply
Chris, sure I do... but why don't you keep him. I have a few of my own...
I have needs too. Sometimes you like the other white meat.
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 3, 2005 at 11:16 AM
| link to this | reply
Kiddo75
I'm related to a crane. Although he think underneath it all he's just a cock.
Well, I have 2 weeks off work so maybe I'll be able to write some cyber shat here. I like your idea about the pig. Do you have one I could sleep wit...er...borrow?
posted by
chris2303
on September 3, 2005 at 11:05 AM
| link to this | reply
blackcat30
Thanks. Now all we have to do is think of a suitable and violent revenge.
posted by
chris2303
on September 3, 2005 at 11:02 AM
| link to this | reply
Mark
Excuse me, I need to spend some time alone with that picture. Might cut out the background though. Don't like being disturbed
posted by
chris2303
on September 3, 2005 at 11:00 AM
| link to this | reply
Ariala
You'll be pleased to know that the sheep are doing just fine. Apart from the usual molestation from me of course. And they've been pining for you, too. I told them you'd been banged up for public disorderly behaviour, but I borrowed some of your night shirts so they could smell your scent. Hmmm....vegetables....
posted by
chris2303
on September 3, 2005 at 10:59 AM
| link to this | reply
Dave_Cryer
Yeah, well we should have known better I guess. It had Da Vinci in the title, after all. Thanks for visiting...
posted by
chris2303
on September 3, 2005 at 10:56 AM
| link to this | reply
I wish I had a giant crane. Anyway, where ya been so long? Stop
reading crap books and grace us with your wit and charm...or post some perversion. Either way, I'll be happy. I'm sure Mark will be happy if you just send a picture of you wearing nothing but his shirt while riding a pig.
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 3, 2005 at 9:43 AM
| link to this | reply
I loved your book review... LOL... it was pretty dead on.
posted by
-blackcat
on September 2, 2005 at 8:17 PM
| link to this | reply
Da Vinci was a drugged-out pervet ~
I dunno about his Godless code, but any man that paints naked, meaty women getting jiggy with giant cranes has got to be onto something.
And you'll note the use of midgets wearing hot cod-pieces. Genius. Me so horny.
posted by
mark2556
on September 2, 2005 at 11:51 AM
| link to this | reply
Hello, little freak of a brother! I have tried to read that book and could
never, ever get passed the first chapter...I'm glad to finally read the objective truth on this. hahahahhaa
How are the sheep?
posted by
Ariala
on September 2, 2005 at 11:35 AM
| link to this | reply
Funny Chris. I was underwhelmed with the book too. Nice to see you back on the blog.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 2, 2005 at 11:34 AM
| link to this | reply