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Krisles,
Geez, are you actually suprised by what amounts of money certain governments will give for crap like this? Yeah, I didn't think so... 
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 14, 2005 at 12:58 AM
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Spitfire
What I want to know is, how much was the government grant some yahoo got to study this? I mean, I'd bet that if they put that information down and had Jay Leno ask it out on the street, those clowns he talks to who don't know who's buried in Grant's tomb could have reasoned those coclusions out...duh, the ladies like it bigger, and bigger is heavier...harder to swim with......duh.....that's the kinda thing they do seem know.
posted by
Krisles
on September 14, 2005 at 12:41 AM
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Joe_Love, You got it, Baby! Tomorrow, I will fulfill your official
request. I got a good one for ya, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 14, 2005 at 12:28 AM
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Spitfire
I think I'd take the shorter life. LOLOL
By the way, I'm formally requesting a new post from your Politically Incorrect blog. I need a fix!!!!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on September 13, 2005 at 11:37 PM
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You might be right about that, Jimmy.
But are you talking about male fish behavior or male humans? hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 10:32 PM
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I was under the impression that most fish reproduced by the female...
laying eggs, which the male then does a swim-by on, firing his load as he passes...maybe the big fishsticks drop bigger loads and so can fertilize more eggs...
posted by
jimmy68
on September 12, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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Offbeats, well, I guess not. (I hope not.) But,
what if you
were a male mosquitofish?
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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Strat,
But imagine how boring fish life must be. It seems there really isn't much more to do but hunt for food, avoid being the hunted, and bump fish uglies with others, ya know?
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:19 PM
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saul, I agree.
I'd really hate to be a fish, but especially a male mosquito fish. That's a bummer.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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Libertine, um, just curious, how did you think they
reproduced? Immaculate conception? Now that would be impressive. Actually, I think only iguanas don't have to do the nasty to reproduce. I could be wrong.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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JJ, ah, thanks for clearing that up.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:13 PM
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Alf, good answer!
And good to see you around!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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Adaman, well, I guess it's a good thing
you're not a fish, huh? Or are you?
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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blackcat, I do think it's a tough question so
I kinda understand!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:10 PM
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Timmy, what am I getting in line for?
Just curious. I like to know these things before I'm forced to wait in any line.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:10 PM
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Denn Man,
Oh! Poor you!! LOL
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 12, 2005 at 6:08 PM
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I guess I am not really qualified to answer this question Spiffy....
posted by
Offy
on September 12, 2005 at 12:51 PM
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Is this a trick question or what?
Since life is about how well you live not how long you live, I would say that, given that my karma has forced me to be a fish, I might as well be hung like a retired circus mule fish and not like a hamster fish.
And if I have to get eaten, I hope it's by a hot female shark...
posted by
strat
on September 12, 2005 at 10:22 AM
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Tell you the truth, Spitfire, I wouldn't want to be a fish, forced to
spend your life swimming around and eating in your own offal. Seems most unsanitary. And what's wrong with being average? I mean...uh...that is to say...uh...if you were a mosquito fish...uh...gotta go---
posted by
saul_relative
on September 12, 2005 at 9:00 AM
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I didn't even know that fish HAD genitals!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on September 11, 2005 at 7:17 PM
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Spiffy,
And don't misinterpret
Exit Polling to mean that those who are exiting are those who are polled. Quite the opposite is necessary for this particular study.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 11, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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Spiffy,
There is no easy answer to that question, and I would have to go on a statistical gathering expedition before I would be willing to give one. I think that
Exit Polling is really the only way of obtaining a satisfactory answer. I was here only to check into this important, ongoing, issue so I can't answer the question at this time.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 11, 2005 at 3:41 PM
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Spitfire...
I think the choice is clear, I would much rather live well that live long.
posted by
A_Norseman
on September 11, 2005 at 9:19 AM
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I don't really care about the length of my...
life. (Actually in both cases, it's quality, over quantity. But it's good to have both.)
posted by
Adaman
on September 11, 2005 at 5:20 AM
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no one has really answered this yet? LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on September 10, 2005 at 7:32 PM
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Um, Quirky, please don't! You'll scare me!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 10, 2005 at 5:14 PM
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spitfire
Get in line!!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on September 10, 2005 at 4:21 PM
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I'm Hung Like A Horse...
fly.
DM
posted by
Dennison..Mann
on September 10, 2005 at 4:19 PM
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ROFL--can I answer the question??
posted by
Julia.
on September 10, 2005 at 4:17 PM
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