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Hi!

posted by Aria4 on September 22, 2005 at 8:08 PM | link to this | reply

Fitting considering the sanity of the current pope.  He's one crazed zealot.

posted by WhiteJedi on September 17, 2005 at 5:14 PM | link to this | reply

i think I found a name
Jude I

Iodn't think there's another Jude in the papacy line.
Jude -- patron saint of lost causes -- just right around here huh?
and he was a younger brother of Jesus (Yeshua).
Of course, his given name was Judah -- a fine Jewish name.
just right for Pope right?

posted by Xeno-x on September 17, 2005 at 8:06 AM | link to this | reply

Lol...

posted by Gubby on September 17, 2005 at 4:56 AM | link to this | reply

well i don't know
jack chick

posted by Xeno-x on September 16, 2005 at 2:00 PM | link to this | reply

lahip, ROFL...a Catholic reading Jack Chick? Now that's great!

posted by Ariala on September 15, 2005 at 1:25 PM | link to this | reply

I havn't
had this much fun since I read the last Chick pamphlet.

posted by lahip on September 15, 2005 at 1:23 PM | link to this | reply

oh, wafers
you do realize that just any molecule of anything on the earth has molecules of just about anything else that has ever existed on earth.
so imagine what the wafers are made of.

posted by Xeno-x on September 15, 2005 at 11:26 AM | link to this | reply

somebody want to figure out
a Pope's name for me?

posted by Xeno-x on September 15, 2005 at 11:25 AM | link to this | reply

oh yes
Ariala, my dear included daughter, as long as I have a great retirement package.

and Kooka inherits that.

and you too I guess. But don't fight over the inheritance ok?

posted by Xeno-x on September 15, 2005 at 11:24 AM | link to this | reply

well
as long as people can kiss my ring.

posted by Xeno-x on September 15, 2005 at 11:12 AM | link to this | reply

Great, as the First Sister, I will free all the cloistered nuns and allow
all priests to marry.  Next?  We will no longer recognize the Vatican as its own state.  No more religion mixed with politics.  Wait, I bet you don't want to be Pope anymore now...

posted by Ariala on September 15, 2005 at 11:10 AM | link to this | reply

first thing I'm going to do, son
is restore the successive papacy; then you can become pope when I die.
I like that.
An atheist for a pope.

posted by Xeno-x on September 15, 2005 at 11:02 AM | link to this | reply

Ya need help old man
But I've been saying for some time now.

posted by kooka_lives on September 15, 2005 at 10:55 AM | link to this | reply

i'm looking into that

posted by Xeno-x on September 15, 2005 at 10:22 AM | link to this | reply

Your Eminence!

Being so close to God and Christ, can you find out what the real scoop is about sin and the whole angry God syndrome and the sanctioning of intolerance by the Church and, most importantly, what those little wafers are really made of?

posted by sannhet on September 15, 2005 at 7:40 AM | link to this | reply