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Oh, JJ! I'm sure they'd cover antique cars!!
Call again, eh? Ya never know!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 20, 2005 at 3:55 AM
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spif,
Wow!! I called Geico and they said, ''I'm afraid we don't cover antique autos.'' I went back out to the truck and all of the Geckos had left. Guess they all had tiny cell phones.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 20, 2005 at 12:05 AM
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spiffy,
You're right. I have some idea, from females that I have known, but I'm sure that isn't anywhere near understanding it from personal experience. It does seem like hell on earth. And monthly, yet. Well, I sympathize. 
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 19, 2005 at 11:51 PM
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Of course it does, Timmy!!
How else would they sell their products?! I do have some good news, though...
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by calling Geico. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 11:40 PM
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Jimmy, nature usually does know what She's doing when
creating lives to live on earth. But, you've been both in many lives; you just don't remember the female lives. That's a GOOD thing, trust me!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 11:37 PM
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Very true, Sass. AND, they certainly couldn't handle
it if they did have to go through half the shit we do. They'd just shut down and we'd find them in the fetal position in the corner of the room. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 11:36 PM
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Strat, well, not everything you say or do is wrong, but
it may SOUND wrong to us during a certain time of the month to us. Forgive us. We're just, well, hormonally challenged at times along with adhesivally challenged, too. Ouch.
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 11:34 PM
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Exactly Cass!!!!
Ain't that the truth!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 11:32 PM
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JJ, I'm not too convinced you men have any idea
what kind of shit us women go through, though!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 11:31 PM
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Goddess did two things right when making the world...
making both men and women...and making me a man...
posted by
jimmy68
on September 19, 2005 at 9:51 PM
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Women have been doomed
since the beginning of time, and it all started from a piece of fruit. Men will never completely understand our complicated lives, and even if they did, they would still deny it.
posted by
Sherri_G
on September 19, 2005 at 12:50 PM
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spitfire
But it looks so easy on the commercials!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on September 19, 2005 at 10:45 AM
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I just can't imagine such.
But it sounds like a tremendous, inconvenient pain. So I'll forgive the occasional sharp word or even sharp object when my beloved's time is rampant.
I suppose I should just wear a hairshirt for penance and a suit of armor for protection, since nothing I say will be correct and everything I know will be wrong.
posted by
strat
on September 19, 2005 at 9:00 AM
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Murphy's law - the sticky bits will always stick to themselves, or yourself, whichever happens to be the most inconvenient at the time.
posted by
Ca88andra
on September 19, 2005 at 5:27 AM
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Spiff,
I heard that the fem things were invented by Ronald McDonald after he got drunk on Tequila Sunrises, dropped some giant acid tabs, and smoked a hookah stuffed with opium and hashish. I didn't believe that story until I saw the designs-- now I think it's true. I honestly think throw-away, leak-proof, baby diapers would work better. I'm sorry women got stuck with The Curse, but I guess we all have curses to bear. 
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on September 19, 2005 at 2:31 AM
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Bushtex? Justsouno, awesome!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 1:41 AM
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Adaman,
I highly recommend that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on September 19, 2005 at 1:35 AM
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Spitfire this is the best!
I see you caught on to another scheme where George Bush is responsible. I am surprised you did not know about those products. After he was elected he had to put the production in some other hand but they are known as Bushtex. BB
posted by
Justi
on September 19, 2005 at 12:24 AM
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I think next lifetime, I may just decide to be a man again.
posted by
Adaman
on September 19, 2005 at 12:11 AM
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