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Mia
lol thanks. Glad you enjoyed.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 1:06 PM
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Queen
funny? This is another tragic love story, don't you see? ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 1:04 PM
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CunningLinguist
Omigosh...lol...priceless
posted by
MiaElla
on September 20, 2005 at 1:01 PM
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LOOOOOVED
this post.too good, too flippin funny..gonna read it again cuz I could use the laugh.
posted by
ALWAYSALOVER
on September 20, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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Hemlocker
it's a unique approach, I'll admit. ;-)
thanks for stopping by
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 11:23 AM
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cunning--
This sounds like it was written by a stalker looking for a career in burlesque. Lots of fun! Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on September 20, 2005 at 11:18 AM
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Masky
Hey, it's better than leaving a mint.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 10:10 AM
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Cunning...LMAO thanks for playing along.
I knew you rubbed your loins on my pillow.
posted by
Masky
on September 20, 2005 at 10:06 AM
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Masky
You thought it was a different kind of stain, but it'snot (ha ha... uh, yeah.) Anyway, forgiveness is divine and de vine is where de grapes grow, so I'm glad you found it in your heart to let bygones be bygones and let semen stains be semen stains. By the way, you'll be surprised how easily soap fits up there.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 10:01 AM
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Look, I'm not upset about the restraining order being broken, but when
you rubbed your face on my pillow case you left snot and slobber behind. You know how I feel about laying my head on a cool, CLEAN, cotton pillow. It's this I can't take. You selfish bastard. And as you rubbed your face (and I'm guessing your loins) all over my white, cotton pillowcase, you tipped over a glass of water and ruined my brand new copy of a my "IT" DVD. I'll bring you your damn soap on a roap, hide in the anals of my, er, soul to get it to you. But we're gonna have a chat, love. Oh we're gonna have a chat.
posted by
Masky
on September 20, 2005 at 9:45 AM
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Tiffany?... I mean... Masky
money would be nice, but how about some soap on a string? Looking forward to your visit. The women here have beards.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 9:37 AM
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Dear smooth criminial...I'm am sending money to add to your
comissory. Please list my name on the visitors registery. We have much to discuss when I arrive.
posted by
Masky
on September 20, 2005 at 9:30 AM
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Jojo
They are envious! Keep 'em wondering. "Man, that girl loves her job." :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on September 20, 2005 at 9:04 AM
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My coworkers are going to think I'm crazy!
Sitting in my office laughing histerically (God forbid, I actually work). This is great!
posted by
jojostar
on September 20, 2005 at 8:56 AM
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