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ScBoates, hi goodlooking!!! Just saw you here (a rare thing) and thought
I'd say hello.
posted by
Ariala
on October 14, 2005 at 11:35 AM
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Thanks for reading, Lensman. I'll work another or so . . .
posted by
ScBoates
on October 14, 2005 at 11:33 AM
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Dear Bore Editors: You suck. However . . .
I think it’s refreshing that you’re including ‘new blood’ for your blog (I see you’re earnings are up to a buck-thirty: whoo-hoo!). But I don’t understand why everything on your blog hopelessly sux. I fear that even a hot commodity like Molly Ivins can’t save you’re sorry-ass blog from sucking. You’re the ‘Air America’ of the blogosphere. Thanks for sucking, sucky blogger boy from Suckland.
Very truly yours, Reader's Remorse
P.S. I see you haven't posted in awhile. It's no doubt hard work coming up with new fart jokes, or figuring out which 'gay' cartoon character to marry off to whatever political wonk gives you the red ass. Oh well -- writing is hard!! Be patient! Just sit around, watch Reno 911 and South Park reruns, jerk off awhile and wait for your 'muse' to appear. Inspiration shall surely arrrive soon!
posted by
ScBoates
on October 14, 2005 at 10:44 AM
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ScBoates
So many good lines in this post, difficult to pick a favourite. But I'll go with this one for now: "When Bush farted, soldiers parted . . . with their lives!"
posted by
Lensman
on October 13, 2005 at 9:33 PM
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Dear Dim Wit:
Sorry to hear of your miscreant friend. Look at George W. Bush, and find hope for your friend who shits through a water hose. Molly Ivins, Special to The Bore of Texas
posted by
ScBoates
on October 13, 2005 at 9:24 PM
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Ms. Ivins: That article sucked. Except the part about licking balls, etc.
That was kind of funny. But I had a friend who lit his farts, and there was such a horrible combustion he fried his intestines. Now he evacuates himself through a water hose. So that's NOT funny. Have you ever had a friend who fried his/her intestines? Bet you wouldn't think it was so funny if you did.
Slut.
posted by
ScBoates
on October 13, 2005 at 9:21 PM
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