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You can't blame a mother for protecting her young -- not if you are
sensible, that is.
posted by
WindTapper
on February 8, 2007 at 9:37 PM
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>:-} wow, Joe... I'll be sure to tell all my woodland friends not to make
any nests near
your place!
posted by
wiserabbit
on October 5, 2005 at 9:27 AM
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Joelove - LOL
I can just picture you chasing the poor goose around with a bat! lol You are crazy!
posted by
cosy
on October 4, 2005 at 6:12 AM
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Joe_Love
Good night!
posted by
jacentaOld
on September 30, 2005 at 12:04 AM
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My grandma was attacked by Pelicans once.
I think the pelicans thought she had food. She had to kick her way out the swarm. I never imagined Pelicans to be aggressive. Take care
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on September 28, 2005 at 3:06 PM
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Uh-oh. Did somebody scramble it for breakfast?
posted by
SilverMoon7
on September 28, 2005 at 12:56 AM
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I was nearly wetting myself thinking about you swinging a bat at the goose!
posted by
Ca88andra
on September 28, 2005 at 12:48 AM
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Oh, I confess! Not to that though...
I confess I hate geese. They are dirty and nasty and try to bite the hands of cmall children who try to feed them. (Bad memories...)
Secondly- I'd really loooove to see pictures of you shooing the goose! 
posted by
FactorFiction
on September 27, 2005 at 3:00 PM
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I want to knooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww more
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 27, 2005 at 1:12 PM
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Oh dear!!!
You are such a horrible tease. I wantto know what happened!
posted by
Bel_
on September 27, 2005 at 10:03 AM
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You gave me a good gaggle once again, Joe.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on September 27, 2005 at 2:38 AM
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So what happened to the missing egg?????
I'm in suspense.
posted by
Jemmie211
on September 27, 2005 at 1:00 AM
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Quite interesting was your piece. But why we won't talk about it again if it is that interesting?
posted by
Flame-thrower
on September 26, 2005 at 10:23 PM
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How cute
She just enjoys your company. I think that she is testing you. She knows you wouldn't actually hurt her. I am laughing at the picture of you being hissed at, that is just too funny!
posted by
Sherri_G
on September 26, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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Joe
I knew you wouldn't kill her.

Tissi Blake

posted by
TissiBlake
on September 26, 2005 at 8:40 PM
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Missed reading you Joe
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on September 26, 2005 at 2:23 PM
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Goosey, goosey gander
wither shall I wander? Oh to be driving past your farm.
posted by
MsVision
on September 26, 2005 at 1:26 PM
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I hope you're planning to end this mystery soon...

posted by
word.smith
on September 26, 2005 at 11:58 AM
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A sight for sore eyes, LOL
You continue in top form JoeLove!

posted by
Katray2
on September 26, 2005 at 10:41 AM
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I would have paid good money...
to see that spectacle indeed.

Good luck in future attempts in taming mothergoose.
posted by
UsualSuspect
on September 26, 2005 at 10:36 AM
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Don't mess with geese or swans.
They're reincarnated spitting cobras.
posted by
strat
on September 26, 2005 at 10:15 AM
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A goose mystery!! Despite your ill will and attempted violence against this young mother, I hope that nothing bad has befallen the poor innocent baby. Its hard to hate something that defenseless until it morphs into its meaner mother.
posted by
Dreyma
on September 26, 2005 at 9:42 AM
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My dear Joe..What if you moved the eggs to another location?
Would Mama Goose freak? Or would she politely go to where the new nest is? I'm a small city gal, so I know little about the farm and the barnyard animals....Funny piece, though. "Ya Don't Mess Around With Joe."
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on September 26, 2005 at 7:56 AM
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Joe,
I take it she's not the goose who laid the golden egg???...............LOL..........
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on September 26, 2005 at 1:01 AM
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Whacky46
*sigh* I know it's not some of my better stuff. I wrote myself into a box.
posted by
Joe_Love
on September 25, 2005 at 10:31 PM
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I can't imagine why she didn't get your message.
Maybe you can tell her...."Stop hisssing and I'll stop chasing you!" Let us know if you figure out where the egg went.
posted by
Whacky
on September 25, 2005 at 10:28 PM
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Joe
What a comical scene, you chasing the goose down to the water with the bat, only to have her climb out and waddle along behind you to commence the whole process again...and again... haha!
posted by
Lensman
on September 25, 2005 at 8:41 PM
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JoeLove......
I didn't think that you would harm the goose.. I would have loved to have seen the spectacle you made
I hope it wasn't a snake that got the egg.
posted by
BrightIrish
on September 25, 2005 at 8:33 PM
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Oops!
Any foxes in the area?
posted by
ginnieb
on September 25, 2005 at 8:07 PM
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The pie lady stole it. She's making custard...Pie, that is.
posted by
Renigade
on September 25, 2005 at 7:26 PM
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JOE
Do you have any confused chickens on the property?
posted by
Offy
on September 25, 2005 at 7:24 PM
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If by chance you're invited to your neighbors for omelettes...eh, well,
you know where the egg went.
posted by
Ariala
on September 25, 2005 at 7:20 PM
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I knew you weren't going to do it!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on September 25, 2005 at 7:15 PM
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