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Adaman
I definitely sense some negative undertones in this piece, you're right. ;-)
thanks for stopping by.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 5, 2005 at 9:59 AM
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Sex Rag
it's no surprise that we all get along. You tightwad. ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 5, 2005 at 9:58 AM
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Much more accurate than any of the other ones I've read. I think you've
raised this to an actual science, although I found it slightly negative.
posted by
Adaman
on October 5, 2005 at 9:39 AM
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YES!!! Kickass!!!
I'm a tightwad who's gonna live forever! Right on!!! ~SEX RAG~ xo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on October 3, 2005 at 5:16 PM
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Jojo
I need to add more to it today, if I have time. I didn't notice how short it was until after I posted it. :-(
nobody has time to get worked up. I'm glad you're waiting. Maybe I can improve it before you get to reading.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 3, 2005 at 11:27 AM
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I noticed you updated your other blog
I'm not going anywhere near it until I get home!
posted by
jojostar
on October 3, 2005 at 11:23 AM
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Masky
by the way, did you notice that Pisces are to themselves and, one might say, they wear masks?
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 3, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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Jojo
I just spent far too much time on far too short a story. Size matters! I apologize.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 3, 2005 at 10:46 AM
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Does this mean no post from you today?
posted by
jojostar
on October 3, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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Jojo & Masky
I'm off to a late start... there's no doubt we have a cult. We just need a comet to chase and a sneaker contract. You like the way I reverse psychologyed Melody out of hiding? That was pretty cool. Now, I'm running solely on instant coffee, so this might not be a very productive day.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 3, 2005 at 8:11 AM
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Masky and Cunning
Ok, two fish, a virgin and a goat, I'd say we definitely have a cult on our hands!
posted by
jojostar
on October 3, 2005 at 5:15 AM
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cunning--
You deserve to be a syndicated columnist. Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on October 2, 2005 at 10:19 PM
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Jomei...so did you just have a b-day or is it coming?
posted by
Masky
on October 2, 2005 at 8:07 PM
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can't think of a comment of my own, I guess coz I'm a libra
That was great... did you make them up?
posted by
Jomei
on October 2, 2005 at 8:04 PM
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You two are the earth and I am the water...this = MUD!
posted by
Masky
on October 2, 2005 at 7:05 PM
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So...I see we have a goat, a virgin, and two fish tied on a string...
posted by
Masky
on October 2, 2005 at 7:05 PM
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Hi Melody!
Nice to meet you too!
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 6:41 PM
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TOO SHY, SHY....HUSH
D, You know I'm kaja googoo for you but I'm not too shy. In fact, I love attention just as much as any VIRGORIAN does. The considerate, empathetic side of me doesn't want to take any attention away from the soul of this blog. Only on very few occasions, this one being one of them, I have invaded your blog comments. Although, I have been compelled to contact the all-sensual and poise Krissles, Timmy, the smooth blogger, Marzieh, my favorite beat poet and Robdon67, a prolific writer.
Jojo, I'll reveal to you a little about me: I simply adore a British accent! I love the color purple. I enjoy music, dancing, parties, watching the DOLPHINS win, quiet time, reading, a little chessing and a little meditating, long bubble baths and merlot wine. I'm spiritual, sensitive, caring, nurturing, feeling-oriented, touchy-feely, family-loving, protective, supportive, musically obsessed, charitable, productive, and very feminine, BUT I am also moody, a worrier. I have guilty feet with rhythm, self-critical, manipulative, obsessive-compulsive, possessive, touchy-feisty, indirect, fussy and EXPLOSIVE, and I tend to hold onto the past, having a hard time letting go. And one day out of the month, I go out of control, and I pick on a sacrificial lamb to release my excess estrogen, then I go confess. Oh, and my favorite, favorite, FAVORITE soul is the CUNNING!!!! I'm overblown by his wits and the way he reacts to sunsets ;) There's no one on earth that makes me feel as special.
D, wouldn't you say that's me? Ooops, I think I might have said too much. MUAH! 143
A pleasure to meet you, Jojo.
Melody
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 6:28 PM
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Ben
it helps to know that we're all assholes. It keeps us grounded ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:38 PM
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Jojo
She's a Virgo, of course she's great. She's going to have fun with this I think.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:37 PM
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MayB
the secret is to throw a 'em curve when they're not expecting it ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:34 PM
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Spitfire lol
it's tough love, my friend. I'm glad you liked :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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Food
sheesh Buddy, I'm sorry I couldn't more accurately describe your sign. You're one funny nut-case. lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:31 PM
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Military_Wife
:-) I'm glad you enjoyed. Honesty is the best fallacy.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:28 PM
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Krisles
I'm going to have to copy this stuff down. I got about negative three hours sleep last night and, between the highs of the Red Sox game & the lows of the Patriots game, my head is spinning right now. Thank you for the info, though. I'm going to figure out who I am now.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:26 PM
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Cunning,
This is very interesting. It is frightening to know oneself in this way!
B.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 2, 2005 at 2:24 PM
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Well Cunning
She's sounds great!
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 2:23 PM
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Jojo
Don't be too shy. Mel's a good sport and she's reading to be entertained, so be yourself. She likes that. She's probably going to be pissed at me for mentioning her.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 2:20 PM
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sorry .. few are
posted by
Azur
on October 2, 2005 at 2:20 PM
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Cunninglinguist, this is the thing about astrology. Anyone can write it but admittedly are quite so honest as you
posted by
Azur
on October 2, 2005 at 2:19 PM
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Cunning,
Damn, this was funny as hell. And true. However, it was also the first time anyone ever called me a prick. Refreshing change.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 2, 2005 at 12:25 PM
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Now see here…
I am a Gemini and I called in your license plate so stop following me before I rear end you. Hey, I never ended up in anybody’s trunk but only because I knew that’s what everyone was up to, they all hated me. Paranoia is good when everyone is against you. Even my shadow hates me, and all those little groundhog shadows, I shudder to think what those evil harbingers are all about. As soon as I return to my native planet and summon the mother ship you will all be sorry.
posted by
food4thought
on October 2, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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LOL!
I have never seen my Libra sign described quite so eloquently.
posted by
Bel_
on October 2, 2005 at 10:03 AM
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JoJo/Cunning
Your rising sign is very important...as is your moon. Your rising is based on your hour of birth...and place...your first contact with the world and, therefore, how the world actually sees you, the first impression you make - it is actually as important as your zodiac sign because the character traits of the rising are often most recognizable to others. For instance, with Virgo and Pisces, despite my straightforward and logical nature, I often appear gentle and ellusive to people when they first meet me. I am full of idealism and fantasy....but criticism and perfectionism come through when you get to know me. See what I mean? Your moon is next in importance and is all about emotions. Okay....sorry to blather on....the Virgo teacher in me came out!!!
posted by
Krisles
on October 2, 2005 at 9:58 AM
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Ok, now being the shy virgo I am
I'm going have to watch my comments on your other blog now, knowing you have someone else reading.
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:54 AM
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My Virgo Community
I must go watch football and baseball now. It's hard to be into places at once, but maybe I'm omnipresent as well as immortal. ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:52 AM
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hold me while I tell you this...I'm a cancer...and my sign is a fucking
crab- 2 horrible things to have. Now I must go eat my paxil while I cry in my pillow...
posted by
Kiddo75
on October 2, 2005 at 9:51 AM
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Jojo
like I said, she reads all this stuff. She's grown tired of my repetition repetition repetition I'm sure :-) but she still humorous me and reads. Melody knows Blogit better than I do.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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Krisles
if that's childish, you don't want to hear some of my theories because I'm not even born yet. There's definitely a method to the madness, of this I'm sure.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:47 AM
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Oh, so we don't get to hear about her.
I'm sure she'd love to hear the good things you have to say about her! I understand though being a shy virgo myself.
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:47 AM
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Jojo
she's shy (freakin' Virgos!) She reads here every night though and she likes you very much, as do I.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:45 AM
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Krisles
I have no freakin' idea lol. I know that 'Pisces rising is a very good sign' from Kenny Loggins' Danny's Song. :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:43 AM
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Cunning
I have a very childish theory.....using the solar system He created was as simple a way as any to assure that each of us has some individualistic capabilities when we take our first breath of life....well, that's a very simplistic version of my childish theory.....don't tell anyone I said that because it sounds really stupid if you don't know about charts and stuff.....well, it sounds really stupid even then if you are agnostic or whatever.
posted by
Krisles
on October 2, 2005 at 9:42 AM
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Krisles
I wish I knew that much detail. I know my chinese sign is a rabbit.
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:42 AM
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Everyday huh?
You must tell about this favorite person then. I imagine they are the inspiration for you reading that huh?
I work with a lot of virgos and other earth signs. I think we gravitate towards each other. Probably why I like you so much.
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:39 AM
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OFFBEATS!
yet another! Shit, I should have posted this kind of thing a long time ago... no, actually is better finding out after the fact.
And thanks for the good review.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:39 AM
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Cunning/JoJo
I used to be able to do natal charts...years ago....a very passing fancy, like most things....which I now know is because of my ADD.....never studied enough to get into really artful interpretation. Anywaaaaay....I'm Pisces rising and Sagittarius moon, for instance.....and y'all?
posted by
Krisles
on October 2, 2005 at 9:38 AM
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I love being a Virgo....this post is too funny!!!
posted by
Offy
on October 2, 2005 at 9:38 AM
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Jojo
I have no idea why these things seem to be accurate. It's a pseudoscience, but damn if they aren't dead on sometimes. I read your Virgo's horoscope everyday.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:35 AM
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Cool!
The stuff in your horoscope was funnier though. I didn't know virgos were known to be intuitive. That's good to know. I've always only seen boring things about that sign.
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:32 AM
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Krisles
I'm surrounding myself with Virgos! Lol. This is too cool.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:32 AM
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Jojo
Did you know that your sign is known for being intuitive? Compassion reigns supreme throw your bloodstream. And you're too self-critical!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:30 AM
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Cunning
Okay....it's group hug time.....another Virgo here....barely; I'm a cusp off Leo...but, still... 1 degree Virgo.
posted by
Krisles
on October 2, 2005 at 9:29 AM
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Lol! What's your favorite part, the face caving in or being nagged at about every detail?
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:27 AM
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Jojo! Virgo!
no no no, you don't understand; Virgos are awesome! My favorite person ever is a Virgo! I should have known... hey, I wonder what Masky is. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE A VIRGO!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:25 AM
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Lol, Virgo
Now, I know why I'm single.
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:22 AM
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Jojo
I'm the immortal tightwad Capricorn who needs to buy companionship. And you? Lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 2, 2005 at 9:16 AM
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So which one are you?
posted by
jojostar
on October 2, 2005 at 9:13 AM
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