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you have to let them soak in milk for a while!
I'm with you on the marshmellows not being mellow at all.... not that I eat kid's cereal anymore!  LOL

posted by -blackcat on October 3, 2005 at 5:41 PM | link to this | reply

Cunning darling--you are the Pooh! Always a whack-job!

posted by Hollee on October 3, 2005 at 4:24 PM | link to this | reply

HEY! HEY! LISTEN, Y'ALL...HOW ARE YOU EVER GOIN TO TOUGHEN UP THE ROOF OF
your mouth if you baby yourself like that?! I LOVE FROSTED FLAKES, and I hate soggy cereal...just eat the cereal you like for about a week or so...it doesn't hurt THAT much!...then one day you'll notice it doesn't hurt any more! Woo Hoo! It's kind of like how flip-flops really hurt that tender spot between your toes...You can give up your dream of wearin flip-flops to the beach, or you can get tough...like Dirty Harry. I bet he wears flip-flops to the beach...so you have to ask yourself...punk - are you gonna be a weenie and quit wearing the flip-flops...well, are ya, punk? Gettin' tough does wonders for one's self esteem.

posted by muser on October 3, 2005 at 4:23 PM | link to this | reply

Tapsel-T
never thought of that.  Hey, maybe those granite marshmallows are good for something.  Thanks, Tapsel.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 4:10 PM | link to this | reply

Ben
crackerjack probably still hooks you up

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 4:08 PM | link to this | reply

CunningLinguist, Is the cereal the reason your tongue is so sharp? 

posted by TAPS. on October 3, 2005 at 4:02 PM | link to this | reply

Cunning,
Sometimes they still overload us with "collector's items". Now, I collect for the young of relatives.

B.

posted by A-and-B on October 3, 2005 at 4:00 PM | link to this | reply

Ben

do they still do that?  Nothing for nothing these days.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 3:57 PM | link to this | reply

Libertine
thanks for putting yourself to it again.  Those can't really be considered marshmallows can they?  :-)

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 3:56 PM | link to this | reply

Cunning,
Back then, I ate the cereal to collect the freebie toys for myself. :)

B.

posted by A-and-B on October 3, 2005 at 3:52 PM | link to this | reply

I remember this one - I agree with you on the nasty little "marshmallows!"

posted by Holy_Grail on October 3, 2005 at 3:36 PM | link to this | reply

MayB

sends chills down my spine  ;-)

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 1:35 PM | link to this | reply

Crunch

posted by Azur on October 3, 2005 at 1:21 PM | link to this | reply

Cosy
Glad you liked.  Thanks for dropping in :-)

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 1:13 PM | link to this | reply

Genius

it's like Sophie's choice only, the hell with Sophie, this is a cereal issue.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Masky
breakfast is one of the three or four most important meals of the day.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 1:10 PM | link to this | reply

LOOL
I like the serial killer cereal idea!

posted by cosy on October 3, 2005 at 12:55 PM | link to this | reply

hard tradeoffs
The thing is, I've found cereal to only really be satisfying if it's crunchy. I get no pleasure from soggy mush. Of course, then I have to deal with having my mouth torn up. the sacrifices...

posted by _the_staggering_genius_ on October 3, 2005 at 12:47 PM | link to this | reply

The Frosted Flakes and the Capt'n Crunch get me EVERYTIME.
Now I just drink my breakfast...tee hee hee...

posted by Masky on October 3, 2005 at 12:37 PM | link to this | reply

Jojo
with all these forensic science TV shows on, it's just a matter of time before these guys start taking advantage of their celebrity.  O.J. doing orange juice commercials?  It's a possibility.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 11:15 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO!
Yeah, that'd be a good one for him.

posted by jojostar on October 3, 2005 at 11:06 AM | link to this | reply

Jojo
that guy was a sweetheart, wasn't he?  He'll be doing Burger King commercials after awhile.  The BK Killer.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 11:03 AM | link to this | reply

UnusualSuspect
soggy situation, but no roof-burns.  Thanks for the tip.  I think I have managed to avoid Ohs so far and it sounds to me like I should continue to do so.  More dangerous than Captain Crunch; now that's just scary.

posted by CunningLinguist on October 3, 2005 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

Cunning
You know one of BTK's communications was in a cereal box. Everyone had a hay day with that one. A serial killer using a cereal box.  Your post just made met think of that.

posted by jojostar on October 3, 2005 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

Where have you been all of my, er, blog?
I have to disagree with your Captain Crunch theory...Oh's is by far the worst gum-shredding cereal.  I, clever girl that I am, have found a way aroud this, though. The trick is to pour the cereal and let it sit for 3 minutes flipping each Oh at 11/2 minutes for even saturation and hence, softening...these are pearls I'm givin' you here.

posted by UsualSuspect on October 3, 2005 at 10:55 AM | link to this | reply