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I'm on your side Cunning--long-winded storytellers make me nuts.
posted by
Hollee
on October 11, 2005 at 5:25 AM
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Sheesh, everybody is running to the mother's defense!
don't you see that I'm the victim here??? ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 7, 2005 at 9:00 AM
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FactorFiction
Yeah, Aunt Judy. I call her Hey Jude. can't believe all the relatives I have on here. Welcome aboard.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 7, 2005 at 8:59 AM
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Oh wow, we are related somehow...
you even know my Aunt Judy!
posted by
FactorFiction
on October 7, 2005 at 8:37 AM
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hey Cunning
Moms are allowed to be that way!!! LOL
posted by
TissiBlake
on October 7, 2005 at 8:07 AM
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women's prerogative and mom's right's!
posted by
Jillians.New-Beginning
on October 7, 2005 at 6:45 AM
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Masky, this was My Melody introducing herself the other day
Because I said she was shy lol
TOO SHY, SHY....HUSH
D, You know I'm kaja googoo for you but I'm not too shy. In fact, I love attention just as much as any VIRGORIAN does. The considerate, empathetic side of me doesn't want to take any attention away from the soul of this blog. Only on very few occasions, this one being one of them, I have invaded your blog comments. Although, I have been compelled to contact the all-sensual and poise Krissles, Timmy, the smooth blogger, Marzieh, my favorite beat poet and Robdon67, a prolific writer.
Jojo, I'll reveal to you a little about me: I simply adore a British accent! I love the color purple. I enjoy music, dancing, parties, watching the DOLPHINS win, quiet time, reading, a little chessing and a little meditating, long bubble baths and merlot wine. I'm spiritual, sensitive, caring, nurturing, feeling-oriented, touchy-feely, family-loving, protective, supportive, musically obsessed, charitable, productive, and very feminine, BUT I am also moody, a worrier. I have guilty feet with rhythm, self-critical, manipulative, obsessive-compulsive, possessive, touchy-feisty, indirect, fussy and EXPLOSIVE, and I tend to hold onto the past, having a hard time letting go. And one day out of the month, I go out of control, and I pick on a sacrificial lamb to release my excess estrogen, then I go confess. Oh, and my favorite, favorite, FAVORITE soul is the CUNNING!!!! I'm overblown by his wits and the way he reacts to sunsets ;) There's no one on earth that makes me feel as special.
D, wouldn't you say that's me? Ooops, I think I might have said too much. MUAH! 143 
A pleasure to meet you, Jojo. 
Melody
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 4:02 PM
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Spitfire
I'm sure you know, you just need to learn to nod your head and pretend you're listening :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 3:35 PM
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Cunning,
Mr. Spitfire is the same way. It drives me crazy! And, it's a catch 22 for me cause he HATES being interrupted when speaking.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 6, 2005 at 3:22 PM
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Libertine
you think Aerosmith's "Take Me to the Other Side" is about this overachieving chicken?
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:48 PM
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Ben
that guy was an overachiever since day one
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:47 PM
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Jojo
I was just about to delete it, but I was afraid it would somehow throw all these comments away (I was chicken).
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:46 PM
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I was just going to ask if the chicken ever crossed the road!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on October 6, 2005 at 2:41 PM
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Cunning,
The chicken did it somehow! :)
B.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 6, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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Cunning
I think it's been there all along. Should we start leaving comments on the other one now.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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Hey, how come this post suddenly has a duplicate?
that's weird. I didn't do that
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:34 PM
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Ben
the poor chicken never got to cross the road :-(
instead he ended up climbing the poet tree
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:28 PM
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Jojo
LOL come on, the Jayhawks?
I've had a couple bad experiences with publishing companies etc. poetry.com being one of those bad experiences. But thank you for the complement.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:26 PM
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Cunning,
Are you trying to tell us that the chicken crossed the road to get to the poultry poetry contest?
B.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 6, 2005 at 2:24 PM
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Have you ever submitted any of your stuff
for publication or contests? If not, you really should
ha! I could win $500 for an essay on why I love my hometown. too bad I'm not a good liar.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 2:23 PM
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I don't even know what poetry is
but some people here write stuff in the poetry section and it works for me. Masky, for instance - not just saying that. Some people write what sounds like poetic verse to me and they didn't even intend for it to be poetry.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:20 PM
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Yeah, I've actually heard about them
I can't write poetry now to save my life anyway so that shouldn't be a problem.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 2:15 PM
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Jojo
you're welcome. I hope you find something worthwhile. Never - repeat - NEVER go to poetry.com; the place is a fraud! Everybody who enters any contest is sent snail mail that tells them they are winners of something and need to do yada yada and they'll be entered to win an even more prestigious prize. Bullshit
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:14 PM
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You're fast!
Ok, I'll check it out.thanks!
you haven't spoiled anything! We'll still have a good time friday.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 2:09 PM
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Jojo
a bunch of 'em.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:08 PM
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Jojo
firstwriter.com I can't vouch for this place's credibility, but this is one I found.
Hey, don't let me spoil the good time Friday. I'm anything but a wet blanket.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 2:06 PM
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Lol, ok
short stories or essays
Not in the mood really? Ah too bad. We'll have to find something else to spice up friday.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 2:00 PM
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Jojo
sorry, I meant about the contest.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 1:58 PM
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Jojo
I don't know about the neurotica. you should hook that up. believe it or not, I'm not in the mood lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 1:57 PM
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lol!
I don't care, just something juicy. We will need some friday spice.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 1:57 PM
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Jojo
what kind of writing are we talking? Fiction or assays?
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 1:55 PM
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you didn't answer my question by the way
do we get some juicy stuff for tomorrow?
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 1:55 PM
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ok
that'd be great. so hard to tell what's legitimate
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 1:54 PM
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Jojo
contests you say? I don't, but now that I know you're looking, I'll be on the lookout.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 1:52 PM
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Hemlocker
looking for a point to anything I say is like looking for an astronaut in the desert. (This is deep stuff.)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 1:51 PM
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Hey
I'm here and away and here and away. searching desperately for some contests. Don't happen to have any good links do ya?
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 1:49 PM
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Jojo
Hello (echo echo) is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at all? :-)
Sorry for being MIA. Things got messed up today - the best laid plans of mice and Dan... I always pick the worst days to be away. How are you doing? (This message will be waiting when you show up.)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 1:48 PM
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cunning--
Very nice, but you know, a chicken is a bird. Poultry is food. I've missed the point, haven't I? Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on October 6, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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K Masky
He usually comes back on later in the afternoon.
have a good night if I don't see ya later!
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 1:17 PM
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Where is cunning?
I'm getting ready to leave work. Had a mess on my hands today with the payroll system. That's why I was popping in and out of here, like a bad porno. If you talk to cunning, tell him I missed him. I'll be on his blog tomorrow with the Cult's Mission statement that I came up with this weekend. Gotta run. Love ya!
Hey, I wonder if Cosy got on the plane yet. Can't wait to hear from her on Monday.
posted by
Masky
on October 6, 2005 at 1:02 PM
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Lol!
She does read blogit though I found out. I don't know if you saw that or not. I don't think she posts though.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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Okay, that makes sense...I'm scrolling down looking to see if a
blogger named Melody. Then I thought Melody was Military. Sorry...
posted by
Masky
on October 6, 2005 at 12:55 PM
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Cunning's real life woman
She sometimes gets parts in his writings too!
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 12:52 PM
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Uhhhh...who's Melody? I'm cornfused.
I swear I'm having a "jojo blonde moment" today.
Talk to me in kids turns...talk really slow.
posted by
Masky
on October 6, 2005 at 12:51 PM
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Cool Masky
We still don't know Melody's feelings on it though. We need no permission from anyone on my side. That's good at least.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 12:48 PM
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JOJO/Cunning...I asked my husband how he felt about our "tricycle"...he's
totally game he just said to tell you that should we make a movie or enter the magazines he wants a cut of the moolah!
posted by
Masky
on October 6, 2005 at 12:43 PM
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This is great, Cunning. FANTABULOUS. It reminds me of my
grandma. Woo hoo!
posted by
Masky
on October 6, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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Hey speaking of Melody
do we get some juicy stuff on your other blog for Friday? huh? huh?
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 11:32 AM
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Lol! yeah Masky's hubby probably wouldn't go for it either. That's ok, I'm not really into women anyway.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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Jojo
Yeah, not to mention Masky's husband lol. As great as the two of you are, Melody has my heart under lock and key for eternity. But alas, take comfort in knowing that it took the greatest woman God ever blessed the earth with to knock you two out of the running ;-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 11:20 AM
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Hmm..
I hope Melody is ok with this.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 11:08 AM
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Jojo
Things are better than I thought. Don't be afraid now, but, you and I are an item. More accurately, you, Masky, and I are... items. Lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 10:29 AM
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seriously though
is all well today?
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 10:09 AM
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lol!
Careful, they make take you for therapy in Newton.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 10:08 AM
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I don't read the ticker
it annoys me, it's worse than subtitles!
posted by
Bel_
on October 6, 2005 at 10:07 AM
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Flame-thrower
Thanks. I'll try not to disappoint. :-)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 10:07 AM
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Just too good sweet to read. Will be expecting the same tomorrow. Hopefully still very imaginative.
posted by
Flame-thrower
on October 6, 2005 at 10:05 AM
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Jojo
I hear sirens outside my house. Gawd, I hope they're here for me! Lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 10:05 AM
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Military Wife
ever try to watch the news and not read the crawler at the bottom of the screen? I'll be watching CNN with my mother, listening to what the talking heads on the TV are saying, and she'll be completely ignoring it, reading out loud to me like the lines on the bottom are saying lol... drives me crazy
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 10:04 AM
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My mom drives like that
She has to read every sign we go by, out loud!
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 9:57 AM
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EXACTLY!!!
Try driving with it. Oh look there is a car stopped in about 100 feet in front of me...oh what a cool billboard...is that a freaking deer on the side of the freeway...oh hello bumper of some unhappy man's car..what did I do?
posted by
Bel_
on October 6, 2005 at 9:51 AM
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Military Wife
can't give the tour without a detour. A lesson in digression. Attention deficit disorder is a... aw, look at the pretty birdie!
;-) thanks for paying attention.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 9:47 AM
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LOL!
I tend to go off subject like that and totally forget how I got there in the first place.
posted by
Bel_
on October 6, 2005 at 9:43 AM
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Jojo
yes, I'm absolutely adorable and don't you forget it. Lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2005 at 8:52 AM
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Aww! Cunning's a mama's boy!
so cute.
posted by
jojostar
on October 6, 2005 at 8:45 AM
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