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Excellent post. Although I find the title a tad bit questionable.
Seems that happens to ALL of us, now doesn't it?
posted by
Renigade
on October 24, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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"Oh my Gawd, you little slut!" my mind screamed. "This is what got you pregnant in the first place!" --> WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! *sigh*
posted by
sunjae
on October 20, 2005 at 11:22 PM
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Sex Vaseline Jar!?!? LOVE it!
You are TOO DAMN funny, Joe Love! You know, though--you COULD use KY!!! lol! ~LB~ xoxoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on October 13, 2005 at 8:54 AM
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>:-} Joe!! just TOO funny!!
hope the poor little thing is alright...
posted by
wiserabbit
on October 11, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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Great Scott.
Some direly funny stuff here and I'm much cheered up. I needed that! Congrats on some pups...??
posted by
curator
on October 10, 2005 at 12:42 PM
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JoeLove....LMAO at your intro! Woo Hoo! So...did she? did she?
Did your tramp pup have some pups of her own?
posted by
Masky
on October 10, 2005 at 10:58 AM
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Someone's gonna be a daddy!!
Congrats ... on your new pups, but also on getting that thermometer in so gracefully...lol.
posted by
UsualSuspect
on October 10, 2005 at 9:55 AM
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Joe,
O.K. we've been in suspense long enough here. Contractions usually start within a few hours after a temp drop unless there are problems. Mmm...., she is a toy. Might be a little different. I'm use to dealing with sixty pound Irish Setters, not Maltese. Still, the same rules do apply. Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 10, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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As always, hysterically funny!
Great stuff as always, Joe!
posted by
strat
on October 10, 2005 at 6:08 AM
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Joe Love--
I'm here to admire you again. Vaseline for sex? Isn't there something more high tech these days? Hemlocker
posted by
Hemlocker
on October 9, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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i dont know what i liked better
the italics for "homosexuals on the go" or when you called your dog a slut. this my favorite of your posts yet. you had me laughing out loud.
posted by
mikebrown
on October 9, 2005 at 6:57 PM
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Uh-oh...
posted by
SilverMoon7
on October 9, 2005 at 4:53 PM
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Joe,
Well, it looks like this is it, huh? Good luck. Oh, and btw, there are animal ear thermometers now.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 9, 2005 at 1:20 PM
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Ah, Geez, Joe...
They don't offer cigars on this toolbar, so here's a couple of beers.
Funny story, my friend.
posted by
bwFrampton
on October 9, 2005 at 10:55 AM
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Read it twice
giggles greatly increasing...
Your mind is a hilarious wonder JoeLove. So how many lil' oompahs are there?
posted by
Katray2
on October 9, 2005 at 7:45 AM
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You are so funny...
A dogsicle...what an image...
posted by
FactorFiction
on October 9, 2005 at 7:12 AM
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TMI Joe Love
Too much information but it was a great read
posted by
Azur
on October 9, 2005 at 3:28 AM
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Keep it up right there please.
posted by
Flame-thrower
on October 9, 2005 at 1:36 AM
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Joe,
What an anti-climax that must have been. You were agonizing for no reason.
posted by
word.smith
on October 8, 2005 at 8:29 PM
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Joe Love...You have a super bedside manner...haha....
I had no idea what the heck this post was going to entail, but you wrote it with style, good humor, and an honest sense of self....I love dogs but have never owned one, so I was learning a lot with you and poochie panties Sierra. Best of luck with the lil ones...Are you going to name one in your litter, "Medusa?" Just a thought..
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on October 8, 2005 at 12:50 PM
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LOL... some of this falls under the TMI category for me!! LOL
good luck with the puppies! I wouldn't want to have to stick a thermometer anywhere near there... LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on October 8, 2005 at 10:32 AM
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Joe,
Hope everything is going well and there won't be a emergency trip to the vet for a C section for your darling. Let us know how she's doing and how many precious babies there are. Oh can we have a contest to name at least one of the babies? 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on October 8, 2005 at 9:43 AM
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God, that was hilarious. I was waiting for Monster to suggest butter flavored Crisco next.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on October 8, 2005 at 7:08 AM
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Jo Love
How Many. Such a cliff hanger~~~~
posted by
Justi
on October 8, 2005 at 4:24 AM
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Hey, Joe,
Do you have puppies yet? Grandpuppies just doesn't sound right. Also, I can assure you I know why you needed to check her temp and why you were using a rectal thermometer................lol............
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on October 8, 2005 at 3:18 AM
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How funny! Are you busy starting to boil water yet? Or don't you do that for dogs? But wait, wasn't the boiling water thing just made up to keep the anxious father occupied? Maybe you should boil some water, just in case...
posted by
Ca88andra
on October 7, 2005 at 11:29 PM
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TM-my my
LOL! Congrats on the soon to be grandpuppies.
posted by
realitytherapy
on October 7, 2005 at 10:17 PM
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Why a rectal thermometer?
Just the thought makes me sqinch up my butt cheeks. Is squinch even a word?
posted by
Sherri_G
on October 7, 2005 at 9:55 PM
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awwwww.......
posted by
Edit_my_ramblings
on October 7, 2005 at 9:09 PM
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Krisles
Thank you so much for catching the my-my!! Mouth works so much better there. *grin*
posted by
Joe_Love
on October 7, 2005 at 9:05 PM
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JoeLove....
This was a great and funny tale that you just told. Are you up now waiting for the little puppies?
posted by
BrightIrish
on October 7, 2005 at 9:02 PM
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Joe_Love
I can't believe it's already time! And this is another hysterical one...everytime I think you've written your funniest, you outdo yourself! Do a re-read of your last few sentences for a duplicate my my that I think is supposed to be something else...but then again, my my! That thermometer was so small is the deal....I had to learn to suppress glands...and, there's no sitting still for that one. I can't wait to read about the delivery....
posted by
Krisles
on October 7, 2005 at 8:55 PM
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Busted?
For what?
posted by
Bel_
on October 7, 2005 at 8:51 PM
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Wifey
You're busted!!
posted by
Joe_Love
on October 7, 2005 at 8:44 PM
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LOL!
So exactly why did you need to take her temp?
posted by
Bel_
on October 7, 2005 at 8:27 PM
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