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It's real police violence on a poor old guy.
posted by
adventurer02
on July 24, 2015 at 12:21 AM
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hello my fellow eye booger
nice to see you again
posted by
mysteria
on October 27, 2008 at 7:00 PM
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I'm trying to press the Oprah button over this story but it doesn't work!
Maybe it blew a fuse during the Obama campaign?
posted by
NewYorker_in_Sicily
on October 26, 2008 at 3:37 PM
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Your sarcasm is not lost on me my friend! lol
That will teach him to be standing around. He probably had too much blood anyway and the police just helped him lighten his load! Come around once in a while. I'm trying to be back more often. Just real busy!
posted by
swftfox
on April 5, 2007 at 8:56 PM
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nAWLINS IS BAD, MAN. wHERE YOU AT? lAUDERDAL? wHERS ZAT?
i REALLY LIKED YOUR NEW ORLEANS STORY. i WORKED THERE ONCE AS THE TOKEN WHITE GUY DURING SCHOOL INTEGRATION. lATER THEY TURNED MY OLD SCHOOL INTO AN "ALTERNATIVE" SCHOOL FOR BAD GUYS. tHAT WAS ON PAUGER sTEET, IN THE "bACKKA TOWN" AREA. lATER i WENT BY TO LOOK A IT, AND I WAS LIKE AN OLD HORSE WITH A U SHAPED BACK. tHE BAD GUYS BURNED IT DOWN, BUT IT DID NOT FALL, SO IT'S STILL THERE, LOCKED AND SHABBY.
posted by
Twainman
on March 30, 2007 at 12:14 PM
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Offbeats, thanks.
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2007 at 12:04 PM
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good eats
posted by
Offy
on March 12, 2007 at 9:34 AM
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tasty hamburger
posted by
Offy
on March 12, 2007 at 9:34 AM
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good poem
posted by
Offy
on March 12, 2007 at 9:33 AM
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nice ending
posted by
Offy
on March 12, 2007 at 9:33 AM
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This is just too... true!! Ah, the nostalgia of it all...
posted by
saul_relative
on March 11, 2007 at 8:19 PM
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Nice post
posted by
Offy
on March 9, 2007 at 2:31 PM
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Happy Birthday!
posted by
A-and-B
on February 5, 2007 at 3:31 PM
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Thanks for visiting.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2007 at 1:35 PM
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Merry X'mas!
posted by
A-and-B
on December 23, 2006 at 2:35 PM
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clever essence in effect no doubt!
posted by
mysteria
on October 28, 2006 at 10:02 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on April 14, 2006 at 4:45 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on April 1, 2006 at 5:34 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 28, 2006 at 5:01 AM
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Hello--just checkin' out your blogs...
Thanks for commenting about Anna Nicole Smith on my blog--when do you plan to post again??? I've enjoyed these!
~LB~ xo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on March 2, 2006 at 3:23 PM
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Happy Birthday to the blogger.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 5, 2006 at 5:32 AM
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When are you farging writing again?
Oh right... after bowling season is over. Or is that blowing season, hmmmmmm?
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on January 10, 2006 at 12:41 PM
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More news, please!
posted by
A-and-B
on December 27, 2005 at 3:08 PM
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Three clicks as promised - Fiona
posted by
fionajean
on December 4, 2005 at 10:30 PM
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Mark--I actually got off of a plane in New Orleasn, by mistake. Thought I
was in Baltimore. hahaha.
posted by
scriber
on October 23, 2005 at 6:07 AM
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Well...
I'm glad to see things are back to normal and that a major crisis/catastrophe has not disrupted race relations down in old town...lol.
posted by
UsualSuspect
on October 17, 2005 at 5:22 PM
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Another Genius post!
I can't believe you're not writing for Letterman or Leno.
posted by
fwmystic
on October 15, 2005 at 10:34 PM
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MASTERMARK
WOW..the "damned" comments are just as fascinating as your POST. GREAT to see you deposit your genius here! Please let me touch you..please.
oops..had a Glenn Close moment..please forgive me.
posted by
cheap-women
on October 15, 2005 at 9:44 AM
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Marky,
K, so I was just gonna innocently comment here, but now I'm scaywed of A and B's caricatures. Are they plastic? Are they too scawwey fer me to witness? Do I need to get back down to the Center or what? Help!
Yikes. I see many nightmares in my immediate future now.
posted by
SpitFire70
on October 14, 2005 at 12:30 AM
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mark,
..........................................................We're sending a click army of non-midgets. You're at center stage of Caricatures.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 13, 2005 at 2:30 AM
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Mark
This is an excellent post. You are so so right N O is coming back. The corruption down there is so seeped into the ground people think chemicals are rising to the top of this muck. No it is political corruption!
posted by
Justi
on October 12, 2005 at 8:27 PM
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Al ~ You bet.
I can't wait for Mardis Gras....I'm organizing a "Beat the Shit Outta 'Tards" krewe.
posted by
mark2556
on October 12, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Mark,
This is great! Great to see the Big Sleazy is back in action! Let the good times roll!
posted by
AlPenwasser
on October 12, 2005 at 10:35 AM
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Mark, Pepe and I like to horse around, nothing more, except on Tues
and Thurs.
posted by
Ariala
on October 12, 2005 at 4:48 AM
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mark2556,
Funny post! Care to be drawn in our Caricature blog? Check it out...
Thanks.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 12, 2005 at 4:11 AM
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Ariala ~ Pepé abhores midgets.
They're not "big" enough, if you know what I mean and I bet you do.
Amazingly, though, he likes you. Do you talk dirty to him?
posted by
mark2556
on October 12, 2005 at 3:38 AM
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By the looks of the stumpy legs...I believe one of my midgets got loose
posted by
Ariala
on October 11, 2005 at 6:33 PM
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Pepe is going to name names? hahahahahaha
posted by
Ariala
on October 11, 2005 at 6:31 PM
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Chris ~ Speaking of Shetland ponys
Pepé is pregnant again, and he's ready to name names.
You weak, weak man.
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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Rabbit ~ Really?
Shit, I figured the horse was there for the sex scenes.
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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Damon ~ Yes, I think you're right.
What the hell are trainers? You Swedes confuse the crap out of me.
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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>:-} i think the mounted officer was trying to make a statement
by getting in the way of the camera like that... N'awleans cop... horse's ass... something like that
posted by
wiserabbit
on October 11, 2005 at 4:12 PM
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Temple ~ Thank you for your visit.
Please be sure to schedule your follow-up session with the receptionist....and help yourself to some complimentary Xanax on your way out.
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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I'm Not Sure...
...the gentleman in trainers is really a policeman at all.
Indeed, I feel he may be an intruder, just trying to get his face on TV.
I think we should be told!
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on October 11, 2005 at 8:35 AM
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wait, that sounded really wrong......or really perfect considering where I am....
posted by
Temple
on October 11, 2005 at 6:25 AM
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Uh, do I bother commenting on the post in this room?
Or is it just a free for all? ;) I'm trying to figure out something about Ariala's baseball bat and spinning asses....? Hmmmm...
posted by
Temple
on October 11, 2005 at 6:24 AM
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A third leg?!?
I was told it was a very large licorice stick. Well, now I just feel stupid.
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 5:45 AM
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Ariala
Well if not, maybe you could kick the crap out of me? Please? Me so horny
posted by
chris2303
on October 11, 2005 at 5:31 AM
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Mark
A black
man? What, and have one of those massive third legs hanging between my 5two dirty legs? I tell you this, sir: I am not an animal. Only attached to one...
posted by
chris2303
on October 11, 2005 at 5:30 AM
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Ariala ~ Stop that. You're just trying to make him your bitch.
Again.
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 4:57 AM
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Chris, I'll even lend you the $5
posted by
Ariala
on October 11, 2005 at 4:55 AM
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Chris ~ I wish you were black, too.
You know how well "endowed" those stallions are. You would be a black
man, wouldn't you?
posted by
mark2556
on October 11, 2005 at 4:49 AM
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Mark
It's times like this that make me wish I was black again. Dammit, that's it, I'm getting on a plane or boat to New Orleans to resume my love of being beaten by $5 crack whore cops (everything's so cheap over there).
posted by
chris2303
on October 11, 2005 at 12:10 AM
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no corn , but there was a nice doggy... very pretty.... nice mouth...
posted by
Kiddo75
on October 10, 2005 at 6:04 PM
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What's all this crap about mounting?
Is corn involved? Should I inflate something? Love me long time.
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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I was going to say something about the mounting... but kiddo beat me to it
posted by
-blackcat
on October 10, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Talion ~ Good point.
Tainted dog meat could ruin dozens of fine Vietnamese restaurants. Lord knows I'd stear clear of the Sesame Dog-Ka-Bobs for, like, days.
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 5:41 PM
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Kiddo ~ Mounting? I don't think so.
But I suppose they could be saving that footage for
America's Funniest Police Interrogations.
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 4:54 PM
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was there any actual mounting involved? That one cop was cute.
The cute ones are always the bitch cracker bully wannabes. OH well..
posted by
Kiddo75
on October 10, 2005 at 4:36 PM
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mark2556
Dogs? Where do you think this happened? Birmingham, Alabama? Do you know what the P.E.T.A. folks would say if a dog bit a drunk and became infected with his alcohol-laced blood? I shudder to think about the backlash and bad press.
posted by
Talion
on October 10, 2005 at 4:21 PM
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Talion ~ That's disturbing news, indeed. Shows how misinformed we can be.
I always thought police dogs were unleashed. Gosh, this is a swell place to learn and grow!
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 4:14 PM
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mark, yeah, I knew I could count on you for this.
posted by
Ariala
on October 10, 2005 at 4:11 PM
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mark2556
Sorry, but you got it all wrong about New Orleans and her boys in blue. This incident is actually a reflection of a kinder, gentler Crescent City. In the old days, pre-tragedy, the cops wouldn't have wasted their time beating up a an old drunk. They simply would've shot him.
posted by
Talion
on October 10, 2005 at 4:10 PM
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Ariala ~ Your bat's been shipped to Pakistan.
There are several earthquake victims who need the shit beat out of them; we can't count on local authorties to get the job done without international assistance.
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 4:09 PM
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OMG, chit!
That is all huh? Not a problem, I keep that kind of crap right in my purse. You just never know when a tase will come in handy.
posted by
Sherri_G
on October 10, 2005 at 4:03 PM
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Sassyass ~ There's no need for bottled water.
Some bottled penicillin and a fully-charged Taser should be all you need.
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 3:58 PM
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Ariala was here...anyone seen my baseball bat?
posted by
Ariala
on October 10, 2005 at 3:52 PM
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Hollee ~ Yes. Spinning asses.
Prety much all I live for...
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 3:47 PM
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Thanks for the warning
Should I bring my own bottled water or do I dare trust the remaining water fountains left in the city?
posted by
Sherri_G
on October 10, 2005 at 3:25 PM
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Good to see the world still spinning on its axis.......or ass--hard to tell
posted by
Hollee
on October 10, 2005 at 3:17 PM
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Sassyass ~ You're just not trying hard enough.
Twenty dollars and twenty minutes in New Orleans will familiarize you with all these Big Easy tourist attractions. Make sure your shots are up to date.
posted by
mark2556
on October 10, 2005 at 3:15 PM
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I'm just popping in on you
I'm really not sure what to say about this post other then its interesting. Of course I am not familiar with drunks, crack whores, cops or New Orleans so that could be part of the problem.
posted by
Sherri_G
on October 10, 2005 at 3:10 PM
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