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realitytherapy
HAHA! It's a sad reality of life! I used to be able to drink strong coffee, but time no longer allows me to do this. I'm in the same boat for you. Glad I never cared for Mountain Dew, since it is notorious for having a high concentration of caffiene.
posted by
Joe_Love
on November 6, 2005 at 4:20 AM
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This is cute!
posted by
nuwriter
on October 30, 2005 at 7:25 AM
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AL LOL
posted by
realitytherapy
on October 30, 2005 at 5:08 AM
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Now that you mention it
my cousin from Guatemala, Al Penagua, is coming out with bottled water for our Hispanic friends: Alpen Agua.
posted by
AlPenwasser
on October 30, 2005 at 1:15 AM
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Al
That is a whopper of a tale. Are you coming out with a new water? LOL
posted by
realitytherapy
on October 29, 2005 at 6:28 PM
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Jo
Cotton mouth is the feeling that your mouth is lined with cotton balls. Mountain Dew is a soda produced by Pepsieco.
posted by
realitytherapy
on October 29, 2005 at 6:28 PM
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sweet dew adieu
what is cotton mouth?
and what is Mountain Dew?
Jo
posted by
brisbane_artist
on October 29, 2005 at 3:32 PM
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LOL, Ariel
Very good!

I think I'll have to settle for one of those Kirkland sparkling waters!
posted by
AlPenwasser
on October 29, 2005 at 2:35 PM
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Alpenwasser
Well, you can always flush out your system with sparkling
alpen wasser, can't you?
posted by
ariel70
on October 29, 2005 at 11:57 AM
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Reality
Pardon my use of the street vernacular but, having cotton mouth is really much more preferable than drinking coffee and having breath that smells like "ass" (although I drink coffee like a fiend myself). I remember, in my youth, always having to have a double beef whopper with cheese and extra mayo. Oh, my clogging arteries.....!
posted by
AlPenwasser
on October 29, 2005 at 11:55 AM
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Ariel has to go and eat now. CU all later.
posted by
ariel70
on October 29, 2005 at 11:07 AM
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reality
Ah, yes. Like a Japanese wrestler's jock strap? Know the feeling well lol
posted by
ariel70
on October 29, 2005 at 11:03 AM
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Ariel70
Cotton Mouth is basically dry mouth which I can only liken to ones mouth feeling like the bottom of a bird cage.
posted by
realitytherapy
on October 29, 2005 at 11:02 AM
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reality
Is 'cotton mouth' that rather intriguing and malodorous animal pelt that one gets on one's tongue after liberal potations of spirits?
Mountain Dew? I think I'll pass, and stick to Spanish wine, thanks.
posted by
ariel70
on October 29, 2005 at 10:42 AM
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