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Okay, it was "Sign the Petition or Fluffy Dies"
See? See?

posted by majroj on January 14, 2006 at 1:14 PM | link to this | reply

HAHAHA, jecruz

Azure, disparity between headlines and text might be called the "National Enquirer Factor".

 

They had one a few months back where someone was holding an adorable kitten by the scruff its neck in one hand, and an insulin syringe closer to the camera so it appeared huge in the other hand. Caption: "Answer The Survey Inside Or FLuffy Dies", or some such. Imagine if we had pictures!!

posted by majroj on January 14, 2006 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

I need to work on mine!
Lets just make a headline that says FREE MONEY 

posted by jecruz on January 14, 2006 at 8:23 AM | link to this | reply

Majroj
Sometimes I only want to reply to the headline but realize that would confuse because people often don't say what they mean in the headline OR they say what they mean but then they don't back it with their text

posted by Azur on January 13, 2006 at 1:30 AM | link to this | reply

And another thing.When my mind wanders, I carefully sweep my trail clean.

posted by majroj on January 12, 2006 at 9:38 PM | link to this | reply

That could be a good thing...or a bad thing.

Truth be known, I'm most often responding to the headline and not the post because the headline is snappy, witty, and, without a live person to defend it, a sitting duck.

 

Speaking of ducks, one of them waddles into a bar and asks for a sandwich....

posted by majroj on January 12, 2006 at 9:36 PM | link to this | reply

Majroj always makes some sense
if you follow his mind around. LittleMsPickles, he seems to get our blogs in ways that some others don't,

posted by Azur on January 11, 2006 at 9:48 PM | link to this | reply

Joe Love
Now you know why I'll never get a gig with the World Weekly News or The National Enquirer

posted by Azur on January 11, 2006 at 9:44 PM | link to this | reply

Read me, read me indeed! :-)
following your instructions to draw readers to post comments.

posted by Straightforward on January 11, 2006 at 9:36 PM | link to this | reply

I'd agree with this but. . . ,
it's hard to say that World Weekly News or The National Enquirer are ineffective business models.  I guess it depends upon what it is and to whom it is  you are selling.

posted by Joe_Love on January 11, 2006 at 9:24 PM | link to this | reply

now majroj's comment makes sense...

posted by littlemspickles on January 11, 2006 at 9:21 PM | link to this | reply

Mayb,
I guess it depends on what category you're in.  Promising how to help or teach writers new tricks is probably expected in "writing" or "blogging" because I think there's a presumption that it's a teaching category, at least that's my perception. 
Quick tricks for clicks has been discussed a lot here, and usually the concensus seems to be "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, well I won't be back."  You're writing has earned you a followng already, I don't think you need to resort to flashiness.

posted by Blanche. on January 11, 2006 at 5:09 PM | link to this | reply

Ah, now THIS makes sense.

posted by Renigade on January 11, 2006 at 11:17 AM | link to this | reply

Useful take on headlines
there is certainly a balance between wit and information.

posted by malcolm on January 11, 2006 at 11:12 AM | link to this | reply

I like this post....
Very helpful....there is often a draw to try to be flashy in titles....

posted by Celeste632 on January 11, 2006 at 11:01 AM | link to this | reply

MayB
Yep! Good post. I've been duped by headlines before.On the other hand I'm one that likes attention as well. Hmm.. I don't usually use headlines to gain the attention though.

posted by jojostar on January 11, 2006 at 10:25 AM | link to this | reply