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posted by
Kiddo75
on March 11, 2006 at 10:11 AM
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Chris
Where are you??
posted by
Offy
on February 9, 2006 at 8:51 AM
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You made me love my Chrysler Cirrus!
Wow! What a floozy, Jezebel, brazen hussy.
posted by
rafika
on February 3, 2006 at 12:12 AM
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Damon ~ He's British.
Only a slut Range-Rover would have him, and only after he promised to use fresh grease. He didn't.
posted by
mark2556
on January 25, 2006 at 6:31 AM
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It Brought...
...a tear to my eye.
And Mark, America does NOT produce the best cars in the world. If they did, you're girly boy would be shagging on of them instead of a (British) Range Rover.
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 25, 2006 at 4:39 AM
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You ungrateful commie bastard ~
American workers produce the finest motor vehicles on the planet...
Admittedly, the Escort isn't the best piece of tailpipe around, but at least the oil is warm. And wet. And warm. Oh, shit......
posted by
mark2556
on January 20, 2006 at 5:58 AM
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I'm starting to feel the same about my 90 New Yorker hand-me-down POS
but I could never be as succinct as you at voicing my feelings. You have such a way with words!
posted by
koriani
on January 17, 2006 at 3:25 PM
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Awesome!
I often tried to project the same feeling about my old Honda, Sputnik the WOnder Sled, but just could never get the right feeling, nor the right 80s, Abba-like riff.
posted by
strat
on January 17, 2006 at 8:47 AM
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I hate my ford escort, all it does is give me problems! 
posted by
shelly_b
on January 17, 2006 at 12:08 AM
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hahahahahaha, can I poop on it, too?
posted by
Ariala
on January 16, 2006 at 3:03 PM
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