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Sorry you missed the bid and didn't get the car but you sure have a great semse of humor about it!
posted by
BrightIrish
on January 29, 2006 at 8:50 PM
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LOL! Joe you should have named this
Googling the Gutter Slut!
posted by
Transcendental_Child
on January 28, 2006 at 6:23 AM
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GutterSlut???
Sheesh--I wonder if I know her, lol! ~LB~ xoxoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on January 26, 2006 at 12:40 PM
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Cawker?
Is that the guy what stuffs the goo roun' yer windows? Gots a whole city of 'em?
posted by
curator
on January 25, 2006 at 8:24 AM
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Ewwwww!
Joe, I hate to bring this up, but she might even have a vanity plate made that says "MYBALL".
posted by
Georgia
on January 24, 2006 at 6:52 PM
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How dare her...
Who needs a Suzuki in Kansas...Please. I can picture all too clearly this scenario, having done most of my Christmas shopping that way. I feel for ya.
posted by
LifeByLisa
on January 24, 2006 at 2:56 PM
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That darn slut!
How inconsiderate - Hunt her down and kill her.
posted by
fionajean
on January 24, 2006 at 3:55 AM
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Hi Ya Joe
I am sorry to hear of your loss. However it is good to know that you are not bitter or anything! ;)
posted by
realitytherapy
on January 22, 2006 at 9:15 AM
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Oh How I have missed you
Only you can put this kind of smile on my face on a sunday morning when I would really rather still be sleeping.
Of course I won't mention what gutterslut might be doing in the back of that Sidekick.
posted by
Bel_
on January 22, 2006 at 8:08 AM
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Funny post
and one I absolutely had to read twice. I've been hit on auction items and many people in England get 'gazumped' by real estate agents when trying to buy property. They all belong in the gutter.
posted by
malcolm
on January 22, 2006 at 3:20 AM
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Well, there must be a better car just sitting there and waiting for you!
posted by
Ca88andra
on January 21, 2006 at 6:52 PM
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Hiya, Medusa , and good morning to you
I KNOW it wasn't an all-that-thera automobile. But, a fresh lemon is better than an old, moldy one!!! *grin*
posted by
Joe_Love
on January 21, 2006 at 8:18 AM
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Very funny, again....dear Joe.....That darn hag....lol....
I hate when that bid at the last second swoops down and nails you into the ground....Damn her. But like avant garde says, maybe the sidekick was a lemon....Who knows...love how you did the research on miss thing and found out where she lived...Hilarious, Joe...
posted by
MedusaNextDoor
on January 21, 2006 at 8:09 AM
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Hey Joe...
where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
"Goin' down to shoot that gutterslut, 'cause I caught her messin round with my auction man!"
Laughs Joe...peace...and I have started posting again, told you I would...
posted by
jimmy68
on January 21, 2006 at 12:53 AM
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Agree with Other Comments
posted by
Dr_JPT
on January 20, 2006 at 8:27 PM
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Damn Joe Love
no wonder you're a little leery about anything connected with the name 'Suzuki' !!!!
posted by
Nanaroo
on January 20, 2006 at 6:25 PM
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That's a bummer Joe Love.
When I'm angry, I start trash talking too. I hope you find a great vehicle and nobody outbids you. Take care
posted by
Flumpystalls3000
on January 20, 2006 at 4:18 PM
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Joe
Perhaps this car was a lemon, and she was your angel.
posted by
avant-garde
on January 20, 2006 at 1:11 PM
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Thanks, Joe Love...
for the well-told and funny story. Next time you're in Kansas, stop by and I'll make you a latte... :)
posted by
Pat_B
on January 20, 2006 at 8:42 AM
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I love laughing in the morning, Joe_Love,
It sets the tone for the day. You started me off right with this post.
posted by
TAPS.
on January 20, 2006 at 7:18 AM
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LOL Joe!!
Now see..if you'd won the bid you wouldn't have all these bloggers laughing!! Now that's much better than a car right?? LOL...I'm running away now....don't think I'd want to say that to your face!! Hehe!!!
posted by
ginnieb
on January 20, 2006 at 6:51 AM
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Joe,
....................very entertaining and fun to read !!!!!!!
posted by
Jaxson-Pete
on January 20, 2006 at 6:27 AM
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Joe Love
Your writing makes a person feel like their sitting right next to you during the whole ordeal......
outstanding work!
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on January 20, 2006 at 6:26 AM
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Road trip!
Who wants to go see the ball of twine and Joe's sidekick? (I figure both should be easy to find in small town KS.)
posted by
FactorFiction
on January 20, 2006 at 6:00 AM
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I use auctionsniper
I have no friends. Are the two linked?
posted by
wislon
on January 20, 2006 at 5:49 AM
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Joe,
unfortunately, that's the way these auctions work! I've often heard from my Dutch friends that they've been outbid by other only seconds after their final bid. Aren't there garages around where you live, which sell second hand cars?
posted by
Nickie-Fleming
on January 20, 2006 at 2:24 AM
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Joe_Love,
The nerve of that woman! She put in her bid in the last few seconds, completely out of the blue.... Ah, well, it wasn't meant to be.
posted by
Blanche.
on January 19, 2006 at 11:06 PM
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awww! so sorry! Lets go unwind the string!
posted by
Whacky
on January 19, 2006 at 11:00 PM
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Joe
Now why didn't you put a snipe on that auction? Some some damm slut is going to be driving in a small town past a ball of twine everyday!
I am sorry Joe...it happens!! 
posted by
Offy
on January 19, 2006 at 9:38 PM
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Joe,
Man I am so sorry to hear this. 
Shadow
posted by
Keshet
on January 19, 2006 at 9:25 PM
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It's the little touches I enjoy such as:
the population of 504.
And the ball of twine. What a slutter gut!
Loved it!
posted by
Azur
on January 19, 2006 at 9:06 PM
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missed out by a whisker
Wow you captures the at-your-desk adrenalin rush of online auctions so well. I love this piece. (By the way I did have a little peek at your message and I did write a little every day at the beach. So thanks)
posted by
MsVision
on January 19, 2006 at 9:03 PM
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Joe
Truly a wicked act by a wicked person. May your next bid the one that closes the deal.
-smartdog
posted by
smartdog_670
on January 19, 2006 at 8:58 PM
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ROFLMAO
I'm sorry you lost your car, but gawddam that was funny!
posted by
MerryAnne
on January 19, 2006 at 8:19 PM
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