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The worst is coprophilia.Zoophilia-sex with animals

posted by adventurer02 on October 27, 2015 at 2:27 AM | link to this | reply

Regardless, Prof.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 14, 2006 at 12:44 AM | link to this | reply

No. 4. Is nice.

No. 4, An overweight stranger sitting on your face. Well.....hmmmm. depending if it is a beautiful girl.

LOL... Prof.

posted by PROF-SUMAKEL33 on March 14, 2006 at 12:26 AM | link to this | reply

Wow, Damon!

They actually hand out a "pervert T-shirt"?

Somehow, that makes the whole thing seem more palatable.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 9, 2006 at 9:29 AM | link to this | reply

Well, either way, Jack ...

I couldn't resist.  And thus, I apologize.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 9, 2006 at 9:27 AM | link to this | reply

Been There...

...got the t-shirt.

(Just kidding - HONEST!!)

D

posted by DamonLeigh on March 9, 2006 at 1:06 AM | link to this | reply

mpo,

In my defense, I didn't walk right into that fecal matter.  I checked my shoes, and they were clean.
      

posted by Jack_Flash on March 8, 2006 at 9:36 PM | link to this | reply

I had not heard about that, food4thought ...

seems like an odd punishment, though.

Activist judges!

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 8:57 PM | link to this | reply

I'm not endorsing them, Straightforward ...

merely noting their existence.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 8:54 PM | link to this | reply

MPO...

better clarify, I mean people and their fetishes when I say use of gray matter.

posted by food4thought on March 8, 2006 at 7:24 PM | link to this | reply

And humans...

Are at the top of the food chain?  Boy, we really use our gray matter for things that matter.  Did you hear about the guy that got caught doing a goat, so the judge made him marry the goat?  Poor goat.

posted by food4thought on March 8, 2006 at 7:22 PM | link to this | reply

Can't help saying it. reading some of these makes me puke.

posted by Straightforward on March 8, 2006 at 5:19 PM | link to this | reply

SEE my previous comment, BlackPearl.

Okay!  I'll be back a little later, with something (hopefully) equally interesting.  Though, thankfully, involving a much less unpleasant topic.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 3:38 PM | link to this | reply

Why thank you, Gubby.

No, these are very real ... unfortunately.  Anyone interested can just email me, and I'll be happy to send them links to my multiple sources.

Oh and, of course, there are several fetishes relating to laughter.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 3:37 PM | link to this | reply

What "black list", Ben?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 3:33 PM | link to this | reply

That's what the headline says, Thunderlips.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 3:32 PM | link to this | reply

Unbelievable...  No, really, this is a joke, right?

posted by BlackPearl1 on March 8, 2006 at 2:07 PM | link to this | reply

"Intense"- I guess that's part of your strategy to get the most grotesque facial expressions out of people? You, my girl, are a master.

What are your sources? Did you just put some greek roots together, or are there actual people with fetishes towards laughter? (I can believe the more disgusting ones. But laughter?)

posted by Gubby on March 8, 2006 at 1:45 PM | link to this | reply

Gross list. May I be protected from the black list. Lol.

Here are 3 clicks for the Movie prize. Thanks for playing.

(B)

posted by A-and-B on March 8, 2006 at 1:32 PM | link to this | reply

disturbing

posted by thunderlips on March 8, 2006 at 1:23 PM | link to this | reply

I wouldn't know, scriber.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:59 PM | link to this | reply

That is sooo funny, scriber!

posted by anglofinspirtion on March 8, 2006 at 12:59 PM | link to this | reply

Maybe I'll save them for another time, David...

there can be too much of a good thing, you know?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:58 PM | link to this | reply

Makeupshitaphilia--posting made-upaphilia words and meanings.

posted by scriber on March 8, 2006 at 12:56 PM | link to this | reply

The really really really gross ones?

You mean this list posted here are the more "kinder and gentler" of the gross-out fetishes??

But of course we want to see them....LOL

posted by David1Spirit on March 8, 2006 at 12:48 PM | link to this | reply

Speaking of which ...

I must now carefully consider whether to post the "really gross" ones ... and I mean really, really, really gross ones. 

The kind where an actual psychiatrist would be compelled to vomit profusely, and recommend "immediate committal" of the fetishist.  Plus, potentially, a lobotomy.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:45 PM | link to this | reply

MPO, yes it is a "little" strange

Sort of like Siberia is a "little" cold!

posted by David1Spirit on March 8, 2006 at 12:40 PM | link to this | reply

Anglo...

you think that was the worst image being presented here?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:38 PM | link to this | reply

Perhaps so, AC...

I loathe that test, btw.  It always gives me a headache.  I guess I have very sensitive eyes.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:37 PM | link to this | reply

"Scary"...

may not even begin to describe it, brettnik.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:35 PM | link to this | reply

Well, David, when you put it that way ...

you're right, it is a little strange, isn't it?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 12:34 PM | link to this | reply

Ewww, a contact on their tongue! Now that is an image!

posted by anglofinspirtion on March 8, 2006 at 12:33 PM | link to this | reply

eyeballs

all i know is that it is really uncomfortable when the eye doctor does the glaucoma test--you know when that weird contraption shoots a puff of air in your eye?  

posted by AC_Allyn on March 8, 2006 at 12:32 PM | link to this | reply

Scary, indeed!!

posted by brettnik on March 8, 2006 at 12:28 PM | link to this | reply

Disturbing is exactly right!

You mean to tell me that there ARE people out there who want a huge ass breaking wind in their face? OMG!

After reading this list I feel almost normal...thank you!

posted by David1Spirit on March 8, 2006 at 12:24 PM | link to this | reply

Wait, "inner workings" aren't really a place, are they?

And, you cannot imagine the experiences I've, uh, experienced, Gulliver.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 11:53 AM | link to this | reply

I have no idea, Original...

the inner workings of the human mind can be a very scary place, indeed. 

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 11:51 AM | link to this | reply

Yes, FoF ...

it was actually one of four that I decided to leave off the list, because I thought they might be a little disgusting. 

I may retroactively amend this to a Top 15, at some point.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 11:46 AM | link to this | reply

Ahhh...

Then you've never had anyone BLOW across your eyelids before, have you?  LOL...weird is not the word for an experience like that.

Just make sure he brushed his teeth first.

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 8, 2006 at 11:46 AM | link to this | reply

No, Gulliver ...

only contact with the actual eyeball counts.

Anything else would just be weird.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 11:43 AM | link to this | reply

I win't say thanks for sharing that, but wherever do they think of this?

posted by Original_Influence on March 8, 2006 at 11:41 AM | link to this | reply

oh I can't believe there's a name...as in -

it actually exists. Ewwwww.

posted by FactorFiction on March 8, 2006 at 11:28 AM | link to this | reply

I've kissed and blown on eyelids before...does that count?

Or do you have to pry the eye lid back and actually kiss the lense for it to count as this fetish?

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 8, 2006 at 11:27 AM | link to this | reply

I just wonder how that...

might feel (to have my eyeball licked).

I've had pretty much everything else licked ...

 

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 11:23 AM | link to this | reply

Wow...

Although I have to admit I got a kick out of the licking of the eyeballs one.  Can you imagine?!  (sorry if I've offended any eyeball lickers on here...)

posted by AC_Allyn on March 8, 2006 at 11:17 AM | link to this | reply

And some of it...

is stuff you probably wish you hadn't.

I guess this is what they mean by "ignorance is bliss".

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 10:31 AM | link to this | reply

I learn something new everyday.....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on March 8, 2006 at 10:19 AM | link to this | reply

Now, to get back to what I was saying (before I was so rudely interrupted by cryptic comments) ...

Oh nevermind.  I forget.

It had something to do with "giant diapers".

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:33 AM | link to this | reply

You never know when this info might come in handy, curator ...

perhaps, even save a life.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:30 AM | link to this | reply

It took me a while to figure out your "question", FoF...

but the answer is Emetophilia.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:28 AM | link to this | reply

WHOA!

I learn something new every day.

Uh, 10 things...

posted by curator on March 8, 2006 at 9:26 AM | link to this | reply

If you love dwarves so much, Decshak:

http://www.daydreamer933.com/

 

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:26 AM | link to this | reply

But some of my favorite people have been dwarfs!

posted by WindTapper on March 8, 2006 at 9:15 AM | link to this | reply

Read my comment over, Gulliver...

also, I need to fix my last one.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:14 AM | link to this | reply

Blah. I think I am going to lose my lunch here.

And if anyone is aroused by that, I DON'T want to know about it. But maybe M.P.O. does...

posted by FactorFiction on March 8, 2006 at 9:13 AM | link to this | reply

What do you mean, "how did you know that?"

LOL...I sent it, silly!

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 8, 2006 at 9:11 AM | link to this | reply

I must admit, Nanaroo,

it actually makes me a tad nauseous, too.

In fact, I debated (with myself) about even posting it. 

 

P.S. This list was the suggestion of my best friend, so it's really all her fault.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:07 AM | link to this | reply

I'm aware of that, Gulliver,

however, I really wasn't interested in switching my auto insurance, at this time. 

How'd you know about that, anyway?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 9:03 AM | link to this | reply

M.P.O.

OMG, I'm not sure if I'm glad I read this one... euuuuuuuuuuu

posted by Nanaroo on March 8, 2006 at 9:03 AM | link to this | reply

Jack, what do you need a "percentage number" for?

I'm not following your logic.

Oh and, the official word is Coprophilia.  Of course, how you choose to refer to it (to your dates), is your business.

 

P.S. I'm sorry.  Though, in my defense, you did sorta walk right into that one.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 8:57 AM | link to this | reply

MPO: You have mail

*smile

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 8, 2006 at 8:53 AM | link to this | reply

You are correct, Marshall. 

I looked it up.  His D.O.B. was 1933.  His D.O.D. is yet to be determined.

 

posted by Mademoiselle on March 8, 2006 at 8:49 AM | link to this | reply

mpo,

Well, you aren't going to believe this: number one is officially known as fecophilia/fecophobia.  That's your OH-fficial clinical terminology.  Honest.  You don't believe it?  It's in the book.

And u-no what?  I clicked on my name, like you suggested, and looked all over hell for my blogger rating.  All I can find there is a rating for each individual blog.  And it isn't a percentage number, it's a height on the heirarchy list.  You would have to calculate a percentage level, and there is a total number value that would have to be used, and that isn't available.  Is there something in front of my face that I'm missing?  Sometimes when something is too easy to find, I can't find it. 

posted by Jack_Flash on March 8, 2006 at 3:47 AM | link to this | reply

James Brown...

is still kicking as far as I know...he is like 72 or sth...

posted by Marshallengraved on March 8, 2006 at 1:51 AM | link to this | reply

Good night, Gulliver.

Even if this is, the second time you've threatened that.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 11:16 PM | link to this | reply

Yes, your "brilliance" was noted.

and I think it might have even gotten a smile out of me. 

in any case, I think it's time this ship "shoves off" to bed.

Do I have to point out that pun too?

Till next time...which will probibly be in a few hours from now when I'm sitting at my desk, bored to tears at work. 

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 7, 2006 at 11:13 PM | link to this | reply

Did you catch my brilliant pun?  In the next to last comment?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 11:10 PM | link to this | reply

LOL...then why did you go there, silly?

you know how many "children" we have hanging around here.  Especally this time of night.

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 7, 2006 at 11:03 PM | link to this | reply

And, I so didn't want this to become one of those sorts of blogs.

 

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 11:01 PM | link to this | reply

Go Captain!

Whoohoo, I love it when people get all freaky.

posted by Sherri_G on March 7, 2006 at 10:52 PM | link to this | reply

Whatever "floats your boat", Captain.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 10:49 PM | link to this | reply

MPO: Yeah...I'm arousd now.

I think I'm going to go call my wife and get all freaky on her. 

See ya' in a few hours.

posted by Captain_Gulliver on March 7, 2006 at 10:39 PM | link to this | reply

I actually laughed out loud at what you wrote, Aaron ...

(I guess there's a first time for everything. )

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 10:30 PM | link to this | reply

Let's see...

8, 6, and 5.

Uh, I mean, all of them are disgusting.

posted by AaronB on March 7, 2006 at 10:29 PM | link to this | reply

Beats me, lilane...

I'm not really a fetish kind of girl.  Plus, even if I were, I doubt any of these would be very likely to turn me on.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 10:26 PM | link to this | reply

My B.O. is not that bad, Sassyass!

 

P.S. Peace from my mother, brother, brother's girlfriend and, of course, my boyfriend.

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 10:24 PM | link to this | reply

arousal

What about arousal in the normal way, the hot wild sexor a porno with all that in it

posted by Lanetay on March 7, 2006 at 10:20 PM | link to this | reply

Eeewww, o.k., never mind

Your comment just got me also. Peace from what? You should bottle that shit up and send it to Iraq. No WMD would be necessary to win the war. Hehehe

posted by Sherri_G on March 7, 2006 at 10:16 PM | link to this | reply

Lmao, no, no, no

Because of the fetishes and people having them.

posted by Sherri_G on March 7, 2006 at 10:15 PM | link to this | reply

Because of the fetishes?

Or because of my previous comment?

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 10:11 PM | link to this | reply

Gag

 I am suddenly not feeling so well.

posted by Sherri_G on March 7, 2006 at 10:09 PM | link to this | reply

I must confess that ...

I purposely avoid washing my underarms (often for weeks, at a time) just to get a little "peace" around here.  It's like my own personal "force field".

posted by Mademoiselle on March 7, 2006 at 10:09 PM | link to this | reply

M.P.O. - I've had ozolonanophilaic dreams...but they dried up.

posted by FreeManWalking on March 7, 2006 at 9:50 PM | link to this | reply