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Spitfire,
I was joking when I wrote that, but I thought of you and how freaked you are by the Burger King, when I saw the latest one. I had to write a blog about. Holy shit, it is beyond creepy, it is morbidly weird and sexual in a freaky way...The king is sleeping with an eye mask on, when The Village People (I kid you not, cowboy, construction worker, Indian and they've added a beekeeper, wtf?) are standing at the foot of his bed, except that the construction worker takes a bite of a burger while sitting on the king's bed.
What are these ad agencies smoking? Gawd.
posted by
Blanche.
on April 4, 2006 at 4:48 PM
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I understand Quirky!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2006 at 11:21 PM
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Tofu is gross, but
I haven't heard of the BK thing (I tend to tune out the advertising, lol) so I can't comment with any intelligence on that. However, I do find Ronald McD to be a bit creepy...can't explain that either!
posted by
Julia.
on March 18, 2006 at 1:13 PM
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A and B,
Perfect analogy right there!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2006 at 9:04 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 17, 2006 at 3:43 AM
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Blackcat, my friend, allow me to just say
thank you sincerely for the picture. I thoroughly enjoyed it. NOT!

K, so yeah, Ronald McDonald is way too shiny and weird and I don't like clowns either. However, now I'm afraid of kings, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 15, 2006 at 7:43 PM
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Also... I agree that Ronald McDonald is more disturbing...
first of all, I don't like clowns. And second, why have people sit with the statues of him with that freaky painted on face? No thanks. LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on March 15, 2006 at 7:38 PM
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I think the BK guy is hysterical! LOL... the funniest part is that they
could so easily use a real man dressed as a king, but they don't! LOL

posted by
-blackcat
on March 15, 2006 at 7:37 PM
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I never thought I'd actually use this emoticon but you asked for it:
posted by
Blanche.
on March 15, 2006 at 7:27 PM
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LOL Blanche! You're right. Ickshnay on the Urdermay talk!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 15, 2006 at 7:26 PM
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Hehe, he's really pissed you off, huh?
Personally, I think he'd be a little "rubbery". I'd rather order sushi. (ps, don't forget those pesky Men in Black...I don't think they'd take kindly to finding the king's head on a shishkabob with dipping sauce).
posted by
Blanche.
on March 15, 2006 at 6:18 PM
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Blanche,
I say fried pieces of the King himself. With BBQ sauce.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 15, 2006 at 6:16 PM
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Straightforward,
Woo Hoo! Welcome!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 15, 2006 at 6:15 PM
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The Burger King Survivor's Group, perhaps, Spiffy?
I wonder what we'll bring for snacks...
posted by
Blanche.
on March 15, 2006 at 6:15 PM
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Blanche,
Maybe a support group is also in order!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 15, 2006 at 6:14 PM
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While I stand up for what I think,I support the idea of a class action suit
posted by
Straightforward
on March 15, 2006 at 6:12 PM
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Did I say "post", ach, I meant "pox"
posted by
Blanche.
on March 15, 2006 at 6:11 PM
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Spitfire,
You file it, I'll sign up. I've been grievously and egregiously wronged, I tell you, put under emotional duress by witnessing the Burger King wagging his finger at the Fay Wray hoochie mama and picking her up and hoisting out of her window. Scarred, I tell you, twaumotized.
Tofu? It's the Play-doh of food, it's whatever you want it to be, it has no personality of its own, it simply exists to molded. Oh, and it has NO flavor. A post on vegans for insisting that this is what the entire world should be eating.
posted by
Blanche.
on March 15, 2006 at 6:09 PM
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