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Sure they were, FoF.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 31, 2006 at 10:49 AM
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I didn't M.
You said something about "before the painkillers kicked in..." Those are the drugs I meant
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 31, 2006 at 6:20 AM
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Thanks for saying so, Silly ...
and I'll be fine (in a month or so).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:54 PM
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It was incredibly painful, Ariala ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:53 PM
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I'll explain everything tomorrow, Layla.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:51 PM
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You're actually close (to the truth), Jomei ...
but, not quite.
In fact, I wasn't actually injured by the blender, but in the aftermath.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:50 PM
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Why do you assume it's "drug related", FoF?
Cause, it actually isn't ... at least,
not on my part.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:48 PM
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Very shortly, brettnik ...
It's kind of a complicated story.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:46 PM
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It's cool, Ben ... I'll survive.
And on the plus side, my injury lightens my schedule up a bit (schoolwork-wise).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:45 PM
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Yikes
I hope everything is okay...~Silly
posted by
SillySoul88
on March 30, 2006 at 5:50 PM
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Ouch...
posted by
Ariala
on March 30, 2006 at 5:00 PM
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Can't WAIT to hear about THAT one, Madame...
~LB~ xoxo
posted by
Anony_Miss
on March 30, 2006 at 2:40 PM
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Wow! Nothing's safe thesedays..... that'll teach you to make those
nitroglycerin smoothies, eh??
posted by
Jomei
on March 30, 2006 at 2:13 PM
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Don't be a nut...you don't have to worry about
clicks if you are recuperating. Besides if you are all druggedup, who knows what you will say.... I have seen what you say _normally_...

Feel better!
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 30, 2006 at 1:45 PM
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Always leave 'em wanting more...details, please!!!! Get well!!
posted by
brettnik
on March 30, 2006 at 1:38 PM
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I'm sorry to read about this. Get well soon.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on March 30, 2006 at 1:09 PM
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That's a good question, Jazwolf ...
I believe it's currently "resting comfortably".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM
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MPO--- "Circumstances" always are at the heart of the matter. And, hey,
nobody's asked: Could the blender be saved?
posted by
Jazwolf
on March 30, 2006 at 10:53 AM
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No, it certainly is not, Uncle Dave ...
however,
on the plus side, the circumstances leading up to it should make for a pretty interesting post.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:31 AM
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I really appreciate you saying that, Nanaroo.
People needn't go overboard with their concern, however.
Although, they can if they want to.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:29 AM
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Curiously, Blanche ...
it was my second quasi-significant "medical issue" in
three days, after not having
any in the past three
years.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:27 AM
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MPO, get well soon. The A&E is not a nice place to visit.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on March 30, 2006 at 10:25 AM
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M.P.O.
OMG- hope you are OK!
posted by
Nanaroo
on March 30, 2006 at 10:23 AM
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MPO,
I hope all your appendages are intact..and that the visit to the ER wasn't too strenuous. They are SUCH fun.
posted by
Blanche.
on March 30, 2006 at 10:20 AM
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A couple quick asides:
1. I will elaborate on what happened (exactly) in my next post. I'm sorry I had to be so vague last night, however, it probably would have been impossible to do the story it's full justice (in my shaken condition), anyway.
2. I will attempt to reciprocate clicks and leave comments now ... but be warned, the process will likely be very slow today (for obvious reasons ... at least, to me).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:08 AM
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Oh, don't worry, Schatz, you will.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
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All should be explained (hopefully) in my next post, curator ...
and I much appreciate the well wishes.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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That's an important lesson to learn, Aaron ...
though not quite applicable in this case.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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Actually, FoF, I may be under-exaggerating the extent of the injury ...
or then again, perhaps not.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:59 AM
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Thank you, steeler fan.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:58 AM
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I'm sure the card was really cute, fourcats ...
(besides, it's the thought that counts) ... fortunately though, what actually happened is (not quite) so gruesome. However, it
was equally
dramatic ... not to mention,
traumatic.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 30, 2006 at 9:57 AM
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I hope once you've recovered we get at least your version of what happened LOL
posted by
Schatz
on March 30, 2006 at 9:13 AM
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Oh!
well now I'm all curious - but get well soon and c'mon back.
posted by
curator
on March 30, 2006 at 8:55 AM
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Get well soon, M.P.O.
and remember, kids, blenders and nitroglycerin don't mix.
posted by
AaronB
on March 30, 2006 at 7:50 AM
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M.P.O.
I really hope you are exaggerating the extent of your injury!

If not, at least you will have some gruesome posts to store up for our future horror.
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 30, 2006 at 6:54 AM
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Speedy recovery to you.
posted by
steeler_fan
on March 30, 2006 at 4:23 AM
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M.P.O. - i just drew a get well card for you but i
couldn't post it 'cause it was too big. it was a picture of a girl holding a busted blender vase, blood dripping from a severed arm. text - "oops! hope you feel better soon."
enjoy those painkillers! (to a point!)
posted by
fourcats
on March 29, 2006 at 11:30 PM
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I don't quite know how to answer that, Devil's Advocate ...
However, I suspect you may have gotten the wrong idea.
Thanks for stopping by, anyway, though.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 29, 2006 at 10:10 PM
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I sympathise with you but why a blender and not a vacuum cleaner?
I regularly find myself in the emergency room too. I am mildly addicted to my vacuum cleaner. I guess I fall for suckers. Yes, boys do it better than girls, but machines take the cream everytime. Never thought of using a blender, how did it feel? I am guessing it was you rather than the blender that exploded. Anyway, I must go off to my meeting now, Suckaholics Anonymous.
posted by
The_Devils_Advocate
on March 29, 2006 at 9:53 PM
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Thank you, Cesium.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on March 29, 2006 at 9:28 PM
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Hope you get better soon.
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on March 29, 2006 at 9:01 PM
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