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Thank you very much for the compliments, Spudnuts ...
However, as I said earlier:
no harm, no foul.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 4, 2006 at 9:07 PM
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I am really sorry, kiddo. I can be such a dork sometimes!

That's really rough. But I love that you have such an awesome ability to laugh at the bullshit life dumps on all of us! When you can do that it's so much easier to go on when junk happens! I love your writing! Really funny and so well written! I see you going very far in life! I look forward to reading future installments of your blog! Take care!
posted by
Spudnuts
on May 4, 2006 at 7:18 PM
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It's cool, SpudNuts ...
to avoid such faux pas in the future, however, perhaps I should provide this link at the end of all my posts:
http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/353292
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 4, 2006 at 11:15 AM
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Oooops, my bad. I thought you said dad, not uncle.
But my foot tastes really good with salt on it so I'm good!
Why you gotta be so mean to me???? 
posted by
Spudnuts
on May 4, 2006 at 9:28 AM
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Well, children change the whole equation.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 10:02 PM
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Oh, I wish I could take afternoon naps...sigh...
something I fought like hell prior to having kids... now I TRIED to take a nap lying out on a towel in the yard today while the kids (theoretically) played...no dice...
posted by
FactorFiction
on May 3, 2006 at 6:45 PM
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Okay ... upon my return ...
I will be posting something that's, like, super good.
Not at all like my previous garbage.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 5:44 PM
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Woo hoo!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 5:40 PM
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Oh, and congrats. Your prize has arrived. Thanks.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 3, 2006 at 4:57 PM
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That was a joke. Some people live life in a daze; hence the awake zombie. We'll see how many scenarios we can draw for that name. Thanks.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 3, 2006 at 4:56 PM
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Zombies?
Btw, you can't seriously be choosing the name Jake Arbuckle for the snake? It has no cache!
No offense to Scriber.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 2:33 PM
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This reminds me of the dazed walking zombies. Its either too little or too much sleep. It takes time to find one's balance.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on May 3, 2006 at 2:25 PM
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I had this really great post (imo) that I was going to put up last night,
regarding an incident in which I was nearly killed by a blender.
Unfortunately, I was prohibited from posting, because my eyes were so "googly" that I was unable to edit it properly.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 2:17 PM
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Kinda appropriate, I'd say.
posted by
Jazwolf
on May 3, 2006 at 2:07 PM
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Mademoiselle--- Sleep deprivation. Yeah, that's it. That's my story and I'm
sticking to it. Time for a nap.
posted by
Jazwolf
on May 3, 2006 at 2:06 PM
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I tend to fall asleep a lot, too ...
but, apparently, that's still not sufficient enough rest (required to recuperate one's mental faculties).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 1:54 PM
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I'm laughing, Mademoiselle, because...
I used to make fun of my mother when she was in her eighties because every afternoon come rain, shine or company, she paddled off to her bedroom to take a nap. I now know why she did it. Here I am, not even seventy yet and I fall asleep in the recliner every afternoon come rain or shine. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on May 3, 2006 at 1:50 PM
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You can imgaine, Jazwolf?
Kinda ironic, considering your most recent post.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 1:46 PM
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Mademoiselle--- Hmmm. I can imgaine. He. He.
posted by
Jazwolf
on May 3, 2006 at 1:39 PM
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At least your joke was a lot cleaner, Jazwolf, than ...
what my boyfriend said.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 1:17 PM
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Mademoiselle--- They won't mind, if you let them keep the eggs.
Sorry, about that. Couldn't resist. I tend toward feeling intoxicated when I don't get enough sleep. And it's cheaper than alcohol.
posted by
Jazwolf
on May 3, 2006 at 1:05 PM
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I don't know if it's apnea per se, Jason ...
but I do suspect it's a little more serious than some members of my family would have me believe.
After all, I've been sick (in one way or another) for quite some time now.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 10:33 AM
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Well, that might be a tad difficult, SpudNuts ...
seeing as my daddy's dead.
Oh, and I never go anywhere without my blankie.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 10:30 AM
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Thank you, brettnik ...
Although what I really need to master is the ability to write
while napping.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 10:27 AM
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Yeah, I never understood the motivation to do so, Marshall ...
I slightly feel bad for those people ... except, of course, for the ones who are only doing it for financial gain.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 10:24 AM
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And 3 hour ones would be even better still, scriber.
I could really use it too.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 10:22 AM
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You could have sleep apnea.
I was tired all the time, and I took a sleeping exam, and was told I have sleep apnea.
posted by
JasonScyte
on May 3, 2006 at 8:56 AM
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Don't worry about the professors.
Just get a note from the shrink
and daddy. That ought to cover it. And don't forget your pillow and blankie!
posted by
Spudnuts
on May 3, 2006 at 8:53 AM
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personally, i love afternoon napping. i don't get to do it often but if i
feel the need i know it's my body's way of saying it needs help and i always feel better after. sweet dreams.
posted by
fourcats
on May 3, 2006 at 8:44 AM
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Good luck on that one! Napping is a skill I haven't mastered.
posted by
brettnik
on May 3, 2006 at 7:55 AM
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impersonators...
always piss me off...i hate ppl with no personality who need to be "someone else" and who fool other ppl....
posted by
Marshallengraved
on May 3, 2006 at 5:34 AM
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I find two-hr naps are the best.
posted by
scriber
on May 3, 2006 at 5:08 AM
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Unfortunately, Ariala, at the present time ...
my options are pretty much limited to classes involving either painting or film making.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 4:59 AM
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I think I might be thin enough, Una. However ...
I could certainly use the immune deficiency boost, seeing as I'm constantly sick.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 4:56 AM
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I've never been a nap person either, Shelly ...
which is why the notion feels so foreign to me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 4:53 AM
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I think it's a combination, Fiona ...
A little hard to explain, but I just don't seem to have the (mental) energy that I normally do.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 4:51 AM
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Geometry and History were always my classes of choice for those
much needed power naps.
posted by
Ariala
on May 3, 2006 at 3:59 AM
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Mademoiselle! Sleep deprivation can cause a lot of problems.
From what I read from Reader's Digest, getting more sleep could make you thinner, boost your memory, boost the immune system, slow down ageing and keep you on the straight and narrow. Let us

and go to sleep.
posted by
una01
on May 3, 2006 at 3:55 AM
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I can't take naps, they just make me feel worse.
posted by
shelly_b
on May 3, 2006 at 3:32 AM
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I'm sure your professors won't mind -
as long as you don't snore. Are you battling to fall asleep or do you just have to much to do?
posted by
fionajean
on May 3, 2006 at 1:34 AM
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Well, it's not quite that simple, Mason ...
After all, I'm a very busy girl.
I certainly need to get more rest, though. The fatigue is starting to show in my work.
In fact, if I got my old job back tomorrow (film critic), I'd be back on coke by Friday.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 3, 2006 at 1:16 AM
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..sleep when you get tired... enough to sleep...
posted by
MasonGarrett
on May 3, 2006 at 1:00 AM
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Is that what it's called?
Well, hopefully it will improve my overall performance level.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 2, 2006 at 10:52 PM
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Powernap
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on May 2, 2006 at 10:43 PM
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