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Well, for one thing, Runs at dawn, he's really, really creepy looking.

I'll be posting his pic later this week, so you can see for yourself.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 31, 2006 at 12:18 PM | link to this | reply

What's wrong with Pierre?

posted by Runs_at_dawn on July 31, 2006 at 12:09 PM | link to this | reply

I'll keep that in mind, .Dave., but hopefully that will not be necessary.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 31, 2006 at 11:47 AM | link to this | reply

Maddock, regarding the revenge.. I'm sure there'll be one or two bloggers

who will be able to pull some strings for you.

posted by _dave_says_ack_ on July 31, 2006 at 7:18 AM | link to this | reply

I actually had one in there, Ann,

but it creeped me out, so I removed it.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 31, 2006 at 7:00 AM | link to this | reply

Anyone could have put the puppet there?

Maybe you need a hidden video cam in your room to catch such culprits. Lol.

(A)

posted by A-and-B on July 31, 2006 at 6:55 AM | link to this | reply

You have no idea how many people have asked me that, Factor ...

(One or two, at least.)

And the answer is, no, I can't be 100% sure ... but really who else could it be?

posted by Mademoiselle on July 31, 2006 at 6:14 AM | link to this | reply

Haha, love it...

but are you sure he put Pierre there?? I'd want to make sure...that marionette sounds creepy...

And that sounds very normal to me...

posted by FactorFiction on July 31, 2006 at 5:59 AM | link to this | reply

You are very fortunate, Mason ...

I assume I will be soon, as well ... one way or another.

(cue "evil laugh")

posted by Mademoiselle on July 31, 2006 at 4:44 AM | link to this | reply

Yeah, I kind of assumed that's what you meant, Tanga ...

Seeing as the other possible words (wife, knife, fife, etc; with the possible exception of strife) didn't seem to make much sense.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 31, 2006 at 4:42 AM | link to this | reply

...I'm sooo glad to live alone again....

posted by MasonGarrett on July 31, 2006 at 12:32 AM | link to this | reply

Sorry

that was supposed to read: what would life be without them?

posted by Tanga on July 30, 2006 at 11:07 PM | link to this | reply

Brother's

what would kife be without them? Very funny

posted by Tanga on July 30, 2006 at 11:05 PM | link to this | reply

It's cool, Penguin ...

And I imagine my mother plays the "normalcy" card more often than most. One would have thought she'd grown up in a Norman Rockwell painting or something.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 9:23 PM | link to this | reply

sorry, if i was bright i would have noticed that this was the prank....

...but good job nailing him on the head, and i love it when everyone says "can't we just (insert whatever) like normal people do?" because if everyone says it there must not be any normal people around.

posted by penguinrock26 on July 30, 2006 at 9:01 PM | link to this | reply

No way, Jack ...

From the first moment I start to feel sleepy, I have roughly ten seconds until I'm out like a light.

I'm lucky to be able to drag myself into bed before losing consciousness.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 8:22 PM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle,

Be cautious in your accusations. I have heard of sleepwalkers who drag every manner of sleaze into bed.

posted by Jack_Flash on July 30, 2006 at 8:16 PM | link to this | reply

Was there, Corbin ... I don't quite remember.

Puppets come up a lot in horror films, though. In fact, I seem to recall they might have played a role in the Puppet Master movies. But I can't say that with 100% certainty.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 8:06 PM | link to this | reply

Wasn't there a problem.....

with a puppet in the movie....Poltergeist?

posted by Corbin_Dallas on July 30, 2006 at 8:02 PM | link to this | reply

No, Corbin, though he's actually even creepier looking ...

I'll be posting his picture soon. So you can see for yourself.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 8:00 PM | link to this | reply

Ann, don't even joke about that!

Then I really would have to move out.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 7:59 PM | link to this | reply

The puppet's name...

isn't Chucky...is it???

posted by Corbin_Dallas on July 30, 2006 at 7:52 PM | link to this | reply

What if he really didn't put the puppet there? Lol.

Congrats, you've won 10 clicks here.

(A)

posted by A-and-B on July 30, 2006 at 7:49 PM | link to this | reply

Don't worry, Bel ... it will likely take quite some time to devise a suitable scheme, anyway.

I must tread carefully, he's a lot tougher than me ... plus has spies everywhere.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 7:22 PM | link to this | reply

OK first

Tell your mother you DO have breakfast like a normal family because it sounds like my house now, my house when I had siblings, my grandpa's house when I was there with all my Aunts and Uncles heck it even sounds like my perfect neighbor's house!

I'm really sorry but I laughed so hard through this one my sides ache. Your brother should not die because that is usually fairly quick. I think he should be tortured, slowly and methodically.

posted by bel_1965 on July 30, 2006 at 7:16 PM | link to this | reply

I addressed it a few seconds ago, Moon ...

It wasn't a bad idea, actually.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 7:15 PM | link to this | reply

The first one is good, Passion ...

I can't see myself using the other two.

posted by Mademoiselle on July 30, 2006 at 7:14 PM | link to this | reply

Mademoiselle, Since, at the time of this comment, you have not yet knocked down my life insurance/accidental death scheme, I'm standing by it. (put forth simply as a novelty, no warranties, express or implied - user assumes the risk.) Moon_Spirit