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It was good to read this again.
posted by
A-and-B
on September 27, 2007 at 4:33 AM
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Mad, you know, those other women with fat asses! Lol
posted by
kingmi
on August 7, 2006 at 3:03 AM
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Then who were you talking to, Kingmi?
Someone else named Mademoiselle?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 6, 2006 at 5:03 PM
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Mademoiselle, How mean! I was not referring to you!
posted by
kingmi
on August 6, 2006 at 4:53 PM
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SEE previous comment, Bhaskar.ing.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 6, 2006 at 3:40 AM
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That's a private matter between myself and Mr. Ebert, markng.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 6, 2006 at 3:40 AM
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I'm not even going to dignify that comment with a response, Kingmi.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 6, 2006 at 3:39 AM
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Actually, Blanche, I don't think it was Roger Ebert who uttered those lines; it was a comedian (during a Friar's Club roast).
In recent years, Ebert has dramatically toned down the personal attacks. Plus, he's always been supportive of Garafalo's career (he even gave Dogma 3 stars).
As to your question, I would have thought the show would just end without Ebert. However, seeing as they've been able to get Kevin Spacey, Quentin Tarantino, and even Jay Leno to fill in opposite Richard Roeper .. I guess I was mistaken.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 6, 2006 at 3:38 AM
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I suppose so, Ben ... though, he could have just said I had a nice ass.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 6, 2006 at 3:30 AM
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Mademoiselle, please don't finish so abruptly. He 'grabbed my ass, and I
kinda liked it'. What then? Why did the crowd come in between!
posted by
Bhaskar.ing
on August 5, 2006 at 5:39 PM
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is that all?
I mean what
really happened after the grab?
posted by
markng
on August 4, 2006 at 10:11 PM
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Mademoiselle, women with really fat asses get confused a lot! Lol
posted by
kingmi
on August 4, 2006 at 9:06 PM
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Mademoiselle,
Roger Ebert reviewed a Janeane Garrofalo movie, and said he had some career advice for her, (she'd had a string of dogs, including Dogma, badabump), "You can turn a role down. Your last movie is so bad it opened at Blockbuster. Gene Siskel was going to review it, but he took the easy way out."
That will be sad, if Roger Ebert dies, then who is going to play the foil that twit they replaced Siskel with?
posted by
Blanche.
on August 4, 2006 at 8:53 PM
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LMAO! Okay...Well as long as you know the Robots were a dream....
I won't be too worried about the rest of it.
posted by
Passionflower
on August 4, 2006 at 8:06 PM
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One way of looking at it is that he paid you the compliment.
Congrats, 10 clicks are here. Thanks for playing.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 4, 2006 at 3:51 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on August 4, 2006 at 3:45 PM
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It probably would have worn off pretty quickly, anyway, Blonde.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 12:48 PM
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Okay, Mysteria, I have no idea what that means ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 12:47 PM
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Mademoiselle
You should have let him autograph it.....now that would have been cool!
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on August 4, 2006 at 11:42 AM
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Madame...If we were at the disco whoa whoa I would Have to dance w/u!!
posted by
mysteria
on August 4, 2006 at 11:20 AM
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Hell no, Runs at dawn!
I barely knew him! Plus he's married.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:31 AM
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Did you -want- him to grab your ass?
LOL
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on August 4, 2006 at 10:30 AM
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That's usually a good policy to employ, Moon.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:28 AM
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Madem, while 11 years is a long time I suppose, sort of, in a relativistic kind of way, it really is NOT forever. Multiple, nefarious comments come to mind concerning the ass-grabbing but, operating from usual vantage spot of tact, I will refrain from commenting. Moon_Spirit 
posted by
syzygy
on August 4, 2006 at 10:22 AM
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Actually, a little, Mason.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:21 AM
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..so did the ass grabbing settle your nervousness?
posted by
MasonGarrett
on August 4, 2006 at 10:14 AM
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However, I would have much preferred Johnny Depp's assistance, fourcats.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:03 AM
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No, Passion, I know the "robot part" was a dream!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:02 AM
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Thank you, Hadley-Madison ...
What an honor!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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I think you're having a problem distinguishing reality
From your dream life. This happens to me alot!
posted by
Passionflower
on August 4, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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Oh, absolutely, Whacky ...
He's the only film critic who matters; his death would be a tremendous loss.
I hear his health is improving though.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 10:01 AM
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those hollywood types are always so quick to give the lovely ladies a hand.
"ebert and wheeeee!!!!"
posted by
fourcats
on August 4, 2006 at 9:21 AM
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On my first day here, yours is the first blog I've read. Lucky you.
I enjoy you comedic tone, as it does well to match your blog-light name.
a sassy robot, ha!
posted by
Hadley-Madison
on August 4, 2006 at 9:02 AM
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All I can say is I hope he gets better fast.
posted by
Whacky
on August 4, 2006 at 8:42 AM
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I would certainly hope so, SuccessWarrior.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 7:47 AM
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Did he give your ass a thumbs up? =)
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 4, 2006 at 7:41 AM
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Yes, Corbin, I've been told that before.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 6:13 AM
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LOL
You're something else......you know that? LOL
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on August 4, 2006 at 6:10 AM
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I believe that's what it was, anyway.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 6:09 AM
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Complications due to surgery to remove cancerous lesions from his lymph nodes, Strat.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 4, 2006 at 6:09 AM
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A lovely memory, to be sure.
I'm a little out of the loop. What's wrong with him, anyway?
posted by
strat
on August 4, 2006 at 6:04 AM
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