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I was once in a class where I was the only person over 5'4".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 23, 2006 at 6:52 PM
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There were graduate engineering classes of like 60-70 students
with only two or three women...I have a working model of the male brain in action...
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 22, 2006 at 3:50 PM
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What does being at an engineering college have to do with anything, Factor?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 22, 2006 at 12:48 PM
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Men always share these thoughts with women.
I think they are hoping that just maybe they will stumble cross a womn who will say "sounds like fun...you can watch!" (I was at an engineering college. I cannot count the number of times it was suggested to me that I participate in such a thing... I would also think my husband would be into the slightest suggestion also.
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posted by
FactorFiction
on August 22, 2006 at 11:50 AM
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Evolution still means that you get your genes from your parents. :)
posted by
markng
on August 21, 2006 at 4:59 AM
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Not sure, markng ...
The Darwinian process of natural selection?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 21, 2006 at 12:34 AM
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ok, then where do you get your good looks from? :)
posted by
markng
on August 20, 2006 at 5:22 PM
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She's considered to be, markng ...
Though, quite frankly, I don't see it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 7:05 AM
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PB + Honey = Totally Awesome!!
That is the only way I've my PB. It is better with the crunch too.
your mum must be pretty hot too.
posted by
markng
on August 19, 2006 at 5:38 AM
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No, Blonde, I've never had peanut butter with honey period.
And yes, man's interest in lesbianism seems to transcend all cultural, intellectual, racial and socioeconomic boundaries.
If only they were as turned on by, say, world peace.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:31 AM
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Me, too, Bandana ...
You clever and wicked girl, you.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:28 AM
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That's a good question, Whacky ...
Although, I think I've only ever had that once ... and the pb was smooth.
Wasn't that Elvis' favorite lunch, or something?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:26 AM
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Yeah, markng, that would be beyond creepy.
Although, I'm even more concerned about my boyfriend being aroused by a heated argument between my mother and me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:25 AM
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But, markng, neither I nor any of my friends are turned on by seeing two men going at it?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:22 AM
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Mademoiselle
Have you had the Peter Pan Chunky with Honey? Soooooo good! 
Almost every guy that is not gay that I've been around my entire life has those girl on girl fantasies and they never mind sharing those thoughts with me.
posted by
BlondeAmbition007
on August 19, 2006 at 4:22 AM
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Thank you (and your husband) so much, astraldreamer ... I really appreciate (both of) your saying so.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:20 AM
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You're absolutely right, Ben. It's really not a big issue at all amongst animals (such as aardvarks) ...
However, I hear they do engage in violent battles over peanut butter preference.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:19 AM
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Oh, no, BlackPearl ...
The difference between types of peanut butter is like night and day.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:17 AM
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Penguin, I guess I just feel that the peanut chunks add substance, but in a sandwich, somehow seem unnecessary.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 19, 2006 at 4:15 AM
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well,
I'd like a bandana sandwitch myself, too. Oh, silly me, I mean, a banana sandwich, naturally.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 19, 2006 at 12:16 AM
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Not as strange a post as I was expecting.
Smooth or chunky on pb and banana sandwich?
posted by
Whacky
on August 18, 2006 at 11:14 PM
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and don't get too close to Michelle
or your brother might be getting signals....
posted by
markng
on August 18, 2006 at 7:24 PM
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shoes
But men don't have a whole gallery of shoes like women do.
posted by
markng
on August 18, 2006 at 7:21 PM
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some facts :-)
Universal Fact: girls are beautiful.
What is more beautiful than one beautiful girl?
Two beautiful girls.
What is more beautiful than two beautiful girls?
Two beautiful girls doing beautiful things.
posted by
markng
on August 18, 2006 at 7:20 PM
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Ha Ha Ha
That made both me and my husband laugh!
Great post!
posted by
astraldreamer
on August 18, 2006 at 5:32 PM
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Sensitive topic on humans! As for the PB & J sandwiches, the thicker, the better!
Congratulations! You have the trophy on the flu cartoon.
(B)
posted by
A-and-B
on August 18, 2006 at 4:00 PM
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Mademoiselle,
The appeal of lesbianism to men is one of those things I don't get, either. It's just one of those weird things that only guys will ever get, I guess. No comment about the peanut butter thing. I guess I just thought all peanut butter was the same. :)
posted by
BlackPearl1
on August 18, 2006 at 3:31 PM
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I have to admit, sadly, that I too have that problem....
....as for PB....i am completely opposite.
posted by
penguinrock26
on August 18, 2006 at 2:29 PM
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It sure does, Troosha.
And, you're welcome.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 1:36 PM
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It does seem to be a bit of an obsession with men, doesn't it?
You made me laugh - thanks!
posted by
Troosha
on August 18, 2006 at 1:33 PM
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My boyfriend even went so far, strat, as to suggest that two women sleeping together is not a sin, according to the Bible.
I asked, "Where does it say that?"
He was, like, "Um, somewhere towards the back."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 1:10 PM
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There's an old saying, possibly by Howard Dean,
Or maybe that was Bill Clinton. Or maybe it was a bumper sticker:
"I support same sex marriage provided both girls are hot."
Whatever, it kinda sums up evolution for guys. That is to say, we're all shameless pervs. Always have been. Always will be.
So, did anything happen at the pajama party, anyway?
posted by
strat
on August 18, 2006 at 1:02 PM
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Don't worry about it, Blanche ...
It happens to the best of us.
Even the best of us are occasionally silly.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 12:55 PM
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aha! silly me.
posted by
Blanche.
on August 18, 2006 at 12:42 PM
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I have him wrapped around my little finger, Blanche.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 12:39 PM
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It sounds like he's ruining the purity of your head, Mademoiselle,
if he keeps pushing it, I mean. That's just my take.
posted by
Blanche.
on August 18, 2006 at 12:29 PM
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The weird thing, Blanche, is that I'm not sure James even wants to be (physically) involved at all ...
Rather, he simply wishes to watch me "interacting" with one of my friends.
I suppose he wouldn't want to ruin the purity of the moment.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 12:18 PM
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Mademoiselle, my boyfriend has the good sense to keep those kinds of
fantasies to himself. It ain't happenin', and besides he already knows that fantasy never lives up to the logistics of reality. Somebody's going to feel left out or dissed or whatever.
posted by
Blanche.
on August 18, 2006 at 12:11 PM
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I agree, Runs at dawn ...
Men are such pigs!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 11:43 AM
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My husband is the same way
they are just so disgusting.
posted by
Runs_at_dawn
on August 18, 2006 at 11:38 AM
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I remember one time, Talion, I saw a documentary on Elvis ...
and one of his friends said something like, "Elvis loved orgies ... but only if there were no other guys there."
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 11:20 AM
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Yeah, for some reason, Mason, chunks just don't go well with jelly.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 11:13 AM
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And, what exactly would you be basing that on, fourcats?
Personal experience?
Hey, "Gus" isn't actually a she, is he?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 11:12 AM
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Thank God I went to lunch before reading that, SuccessWarrior.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 11:10 AM
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Mademoiselle
I've never understood the apparent thrill of girl-on-girl action either. A threesome fantasy? However, common sense dictates if they're having so much fun together, why in the hell would they want a guy to join them?
posted by
Talion
on August 18, 2006 at 9:13 AM
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..yes.. smooth works better with jelly...
posted by
MasonGarrett
on August 18, 2006 at 9:13 AM
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i think lesbians and peanut butter go together very very well.
posted by
fourcats
on August 18, 2006 at 8:24 AM
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It depends Mademoiselle.
Are they wearing those thigh high control hose that keep them from getting blood clots in their legs?
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on August 18, 2006 at 7:18 AM
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So, Tanga, you're somehow implying octogenarians can't be hot?
(Now, there's a question I would have never foreseen myself asking.)
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 6:21 AM
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It depends
on what bus is being caught. Turn on: Cheerleader convention Turn off: over 80's bridge club
posted by
Tanga
on August 18, 2006 at 6:17 AM
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What are we supposed to wear on our feet, markng?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 5:42 AM
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And what is it with women and shoes? :-)
posted by
markng
on August 18, 2006 at 5:36 AM
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It's just one of life's great mysteries, I suppose, M.C. Breeze.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 18, 2006 at 5:32 AM
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yep this sounds like alot of men we know lol wonder why?????
posted by
M.C.BREEZE
on August 18, 2006 at 5:29 AM
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