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No, I do not enjoy being bitten by small children, markng.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 3, 2006 at 5:31 AM
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They'd probably just end up using it as a latrine, Corbin.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on November 3, 2006 at 5:30 AM
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Hmm... I was begining to think you might have enjoyed that...then maybe not. :P
posted by
markng
on November 2, 2006 at 5:21 PM
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At each entrance.....
perfect.
But how are we to control the fleas? A dipping fountain perhaps?
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on October 31, 2006 at 3:24 PM
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The park could really use one of those little hand-sanitizer machines, too, Corbin.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 31, 2006 at 7:25 AM
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I doubt I'd make a very good dominatrix, fourcats ...
because I suspect I'd have trouble controlling my submissives.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 31, 2006 at 7:24 AM
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No, food4thought. But they probably should consider it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 31, 2006 at 7:21 AM
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No, Tanga, I've had my fill of those sorts of desserts in the past.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 31, 2006 at 7:20 AM
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Thanks for dropping by, star4you.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 31, 2006 at 7:20 AM
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You are tooo funny.....
Feeding the homeless......did they have the little vending machines where you put in a couple of quarters and it dispenses a few little "cakes"? A touch of dark humor.....
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on October 31, 2006 at 5:49 AM
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when riding the skytrain - vancouver's light rapid transit - the other day,
the passengers were treated to the vision of a voluptuous girl dressed in a form-fitting dress, kneelength with knee-high black heeled boots, a silver scarf around her neck. a collar lay around the neck of her boyfriend, a seemingly amiable lad, to the collar was attached a leash which the girl grasped firmly.
the boyfriend wore a black t-shirt with the word
SLAVE
written across the front. he also wore a spray of freckles, highlighted by a natural, deep blush.
posted by
fourcats
on October 31, 2006 at 12:45 AM
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Tanga...
I may have had the munchies, but I would never bite anyone, unless they tasted like pizza, that is.
Mademoiselle - good grief, a leash, but now you know why. Did the parents also have a whip and a chair?
posted by
food4thought
on October 30, 2006 at 10:52 PM
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Did you by chance partake in some of Food4thoughts brownies
posted by
Tanga
on October 30, 2006 at 10:17 PM
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posted by
star4sky5
on October 30, 2006 at 9:19 PM
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That kid should have been muzzled, Whacky.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 30, 2006 at 9:11 PM
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You're welcome, naorem.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 30, 2006 at 9:10 PM
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Now you know why they had him on a leash.
But the leash was too long..huh?
posted by
Whacky
on October 30, 2006 at 8:04 PM
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another nice poem in my post
hank you relieving me from those painful blogs
posted by
naorem
on October 30, 2006 at 2:28 PM
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Oh, okay, A + B.
I wonder if I ever needed one of those ... perhaps I should ask my mother.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 30, 2006 at 2:20 PM
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You can imagine how it is being forced to march on when the little one wants to sit down. Lol.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 30, 2006 at 2:19 PM
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That too. The walker aid is the shoulder-waist harness type that the parent pulls up by the lead to help the toddler up when s/he falls.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 30, 2006 at 2:18 PM
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Walking aid?
I thought it was just, like, so he couldn't escape, or whatever.
I really need to start learning to mind my own business.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 30, 2006 at 2:15 PM
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I've seen a parent with 2 walkers on walking aids. (Leashes) And getting them entangled. Lol.
posted by
A-and-B
on October 30, 2006 at 1:16 PM
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Perhaps so, SuccessWarrior ...
Or a
wider berth.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 30, 2006 at 11:30 AM
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Maybe they needed a shorter leash
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on October 30, 2006 at 11:27 AM
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That's sound advice, SoloWriter.
Do you mean his
actual father? Or the
heavenly father?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on October 30, 2006 at 11:20 AM
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Fortunately, one of the last things I told my son was not to mess with animals at all. His father knows not what he does!
posted by
Jenasis
on October 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM
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