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- Go to It's Hollow Wienie Time ~ ~ Do you know where your black cat is?
Can female ghost conceive if the float in the air?
posted by
adventurer02
on October 6, 2015 at 2:54 AM
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posted by
Blanche.
on November 1, 2006 at 3:59 AM
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Julia
Brrr. It's coming this way in a couple of days. I've been cutting firewood and getting ready for it.
posted by
avant-garde
on November 1, 2006 at 2:42 AM
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posted by
MasonGarrett
on October 31, 2006 at 7:29 PM
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LOL! Now that is a good one!
Halow weenies...lol
posted by
Whacky
on October 31, 2006 at 7:18 PM
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Julia., it is hard for rational people like us to fathom superstitions and
the overly literal-minded Scripture quoters, who seem to see evil incarnate everywhere, mostly in other people, objects and animals. God save us.
posted by
Blanche.
on October 31, 2006 at 4:27 PM
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Maggie--
well I hope they have a lot of fun--I'm sure they will!
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 4:26 PM
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jemmie--
oh that would never do!! Where do they have to stay? That would be positively heartbreaking...
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 4:25 PM
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mysteria--
thanks for laughing.
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 4:24 PM
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hahaha Julia. Thats an old joke, but it's always funny. I'm with my grandchildren now at my daughter's house. They are all dressed up to go out. It's raining and turning cold. They don't care though, you know. haha
posted by
MaggieMae
on October 31, 2006 at 3:27 PM
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Julia
You and your big-ass suitcase are welcome here anytime! (Kitties are welcome too, but Hawaii has this pesky quarantine law--3 months in quarantine for any pet coming into the state.)
posted by
Jemmie211
on October 31, 2006 at 2:23 PM
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Hollow weenies! LoL !!! :)
posted by
mysteria
on October 31, 2006 at 12:40 PM
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Yes, I answered it...
posted by
A_Norseman
on October 31, 2006 at 11:19 AM
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Alf--
It was still lmao funny regardless of how the word was spelled. did you get my email earlier?
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 11:03 AM
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Julia...
Yes, I was going to write dis-pear, to make sure people would get it, but then decided people are smarter than I give them credit for, I meant to go back to despair, but forgot to change the dis. So in the end it is I who is the dumb one.
posted by
A_Norseman
on October 31, 2006 at 10:59 AM
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katray--
Happy Hollow Wienie to you too! ;-)
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:56 AM
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Alf--LMAO, that was funny.
But did you misspell despair on purpose, as part of the joke?
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:56 AM
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blackcat--
yes, you definitely should stay in...and don't let anyone adopt you until after Halloween! lol.
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:55 AM
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Mrs. Tanga--
hey, you better be careful, I am packing my suitcase as we speak. ;-)
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:54 AM
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Dotty Dave--
u have fireworks? I'm so jealous!
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:53 AM
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LLM--
I am glad it amused you. Happy Hollow Wienie to you too!
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:52 AM
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blagging and Ariala,
I know it's bad, but is it so bad it's almost good? hehe. probably not!
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:51 AM
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blanche--
I know...it's hard for rational people like you and me to wrap our brains around that concept, but not so hard for some I guess.
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:51 AM
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strat--
yeah, go for it! lol.
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:50 AM
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LOL, Cute!
Thanks for sharing Julia. It's cold here too, but not that low. Rainy and dreary - a Good night to blog!
Happy Halloween to you and the kitties.
posted by
Katray2
on October 31, 2006 at 10:21 AM
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Excuse me for eavesdropping, but LMAO, that is funny, Alf!
posted by
Blanche.
on October 31, 2006 at 10:16 AM
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Julia, I will respond with a joke of my own...
Hope you don't mind.
This guy was throwing a halloween theme party, he wanted everyone to come dressed as an emotion. He advertised weeks in advance so that everyone would have time to prepare since it's not that easy to dress as an emotion.
On the night of the party he is anxiously awaiting his guests. Finally the doorbell rings, he opens the door and there is a woman dressed all in pink from head to toe.
"What are you?" He asked.
"I am passion." She replied. And he let her come in.
The doorbell rang again, this time there was a man dressed all in green from head to toe.
"Hello, I'm envy." The man said, then he entered the party.
So that's how it went for the next hour or so; hate, love, greed, sorrowhappiness and sadness were all in attendance. After the party was well under way the doorbell rang again. When the host opened the door he saw a man standing there, completely naked except for the fact that his penis was sticking through a large ripe pear.
Shocked, the Host screamed "Oh my God...what are you doing? You are supposed to come dressed as an emotion!"
"I am an emotion!" The man replied. "I'm F--king Dispair!"
posted by
A_Norseman
on October 31, 2006 at 10:15 AM
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I think I'd better stay inside too! LOL
posted by
-blackcat
on October 31, 2006 at 10:00 AM
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Happy Halloween!
It is so hot here that I am actually praying for a bit of cold weather!
Mrs Tanga
posted by
Tanga
on October 31, 2006 at 9:56 AM
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Mine is on the window sill. He's not going out coz of the fireworks.
posted by
_dave_says_ack_
on October 31, 2006 at 8:56 AM
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Ouch, Julia!!
ROFLMBO!!!! Happy Halloween, my friend!!
posted by
lovelyladymonk
on October 31, 2006 at 8:23 AM
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hahahahaha, bad joke indeed!
posted by
Ariala
on October 31, 2006 at 8:20 AM
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That is a BAD joke!
posted by
blagging
on October 31, 2006 at 8:17 AM
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Julia., it's an appalling comment on humans that anyone could see a CAT as
evil. Like I said on Rumoured's blog, projecting the shadow of their own repressed dark side is probably the biggest cause of wars and abuse to date. The things that we cannot look at in ourselves become projected onto an animal or another person. If only more people would look at that, and recognize it for what it is.
Self-acceptance is key (sorry, I'm getting long-winded here), but Jung's concept of the shadow made so much sense to me, just harder to recognize when I'm doingit myself.
posted by
Blanche.
on October 31, 2006 at 7:58 AM
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Arrrghghh!!! That's bad!
Naturally, I'm going to wear it out...
posted by
strat
on October 31, 2006 at 7:55 AM
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blanche--
yay, another bad joke to go with mine! haha, take that Jemmie!
As for the black cat ban, I think it's just a long standing tradition with most all humane societies, that they see no reason to let go of...as I said to Rumored, it might be overcautious but if it saves even one kitty then it's worth it.
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 7:51 AM
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Jemmie--
Why you little %#@&*!! lmao. way to rub it in. Keep it up and you'll find me on your doorstep with a big-ass suitcase...lol.
posted by
Julia.
on October 31, 2006 at 7:48 AM
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After reading Rumoured Intelligence's blog yesterday, Julia., I'm amazed
that the shelters are afraid to give away black cats. I guess I shouldn't be, human ignorance seems to know no limits. 8 F? Already, it's not even November, wow.
And, in keeping with your hollow wienies joke, "Why can't gypsies have babies? Because they have crystal balls!" Happy Halloween!
posted by
Blanche.
on October 31, 2006 at 7:48 AM
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*GROAN*
That joke was SO bad that I'm going to tell it to J when he gets home today! LOL
Drink hot cocoa and wear thick socks!
I'll think of you when it hits 80 degrees here today!
posted by
Jemmie211
on October 31, 2006 at 7:45 AM
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