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mark,
I know what you mean about hair. I had no intention of letting it run loose like it has until I had my last haircut. At that time I swore that I would never get another haircut until I found a good barber--but I haven't figured out how to find a good barber when I refuse to go to one until I find a good one.
There seems to be some sort of logical misjuxtaposition there, but I am at a complete loss on how to get that log out of the middle of the road without a chainsaw. Maybe you can offer a helpful hint.
And that Devil infested music? There again, I am at a complete loss. What are the secrets of Satanic infestation? At first I thought I could detect it, but then I realized that the influences might be steering me into a persecution of music that is both righteous and holy. Was I seeing the Devil, or was the Devil influencing me into acting out his own wishes?
Again, another logical misjuxtaposition. There was no way of doing anything that I could be sure was right, so I simply decided that everything was wrong. I have felt much better since making that decision.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 5, 2007 at 3:17 AM
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Ciel,
That chicken/clown dish, by the way, is called Chicken Mole. I once had a friend order some for me, but by the time the waiter arrived with the order, I was gone. My friend had to eat it himself.
Fortunately, everything worked out well. Anticipating the expected, I waited in the parking lot until said friend emerged from the restaurant. I was able to drive him home without mishap. (Except for having to hose off the door on the passenger side.)
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 5, 2007 at 2:50 AM
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Freakin' hippies ~
Smoking dope and listening to Lord-Knows-What kinda demon music. No wonder you're seeing things. Get a haircut.
posted by
mark2556
on February 5, 2007 at 2:44 AM
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Star 4,
Thank you. And thank you for telling me I still have the same spirit. Sometimes I wonder if I still have it after some of the things that happen.
jj
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 5, 2007 at 2:36 AM
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Ciel,
There is a little secret about the clowns that few people know.
They are made from chocolate and cane sugar from farms around Los Mochis. I think that's in the state of Sinaloa. They take the chocolate blobs south, when they have finished in Los Mochis, and head for Tepic, a city in Nayarit. They mix it about two to one with Huichol, a hard to find hot sauce which has made Tepic a famed city, and Nayarit a famed state. The whole mass is heated, stirred vigorously until smooth, and poured into classy clown molds. The clowns are doffed with flawless attire, and whisked to Santa's Workshop.
Once the Merry Midgets of the workshop have scraped off the Hecho En Mexico stamps in the chocolate, the clowns are boxed up and loaded with modern forklifts into Santa's Sleigh.
Plenty of peope say the clowns taste funny. They just don't know that you are supposed to melt several of the clowns and cook chicken in the resulting sauce.
A quote from Insightful Flashes from Flash JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 5, 2007 at 2:32 AM
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Tanga,
I just glanced at your blogs, and I believe I have read you before. I remember the title about the things that the brochures don't tell you. I'll get by there. As I recall, some of you entries were quite interesting.
I suppose maybe I do sound a little funny from time to time. I have to do that to keep from falling over laughing when someone tells me that ''mankind is continuing to evolve onward and upward, moving to a perfection defined by...uh...some guy--or maybe some girl.
And you should have seen the legs on Santa. I decided maybe she was Angelina Jolie's twin sister. I still drool when I think about it.
jj McFlash...(that cool guy, sneaking out the back door).
posted by
Jack_Flash
on February 5, 2007 at 2:00 AM
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Happy to see you back, I am glad you are back with same spirit.
posted by
star4sky5
on February 4, 2007 at 11:03 PM
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Don't eat clowns: they taste funny.
posted by
Ciel
on February 3, 2007 at 4:21 PM
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Hi, this is the first time I saw you, you sound funny....
Mrs T
posted by
Tanga
on February 2, 2007 at 3:05 AM
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