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Dane ~ Yes.
It's been quite some time but I still can't believe she could shatter my heart like that. On the other hand, the mirror is still intact so I've got that going for me.
posted by
mark2556
on April 5, 2007 at 4:03 AM
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Flabbergasting!
posted by
Dane_grr
on April 4, 2007 at 7:48 PM
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Troosha ~ Good sharing.
posted by
mark2556
on April 4, 2007 at 6:45 PM
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I hope you don't mind
but I shared the letter with a friend of mine (probably should have asked you first). Anyway, he thought it was a hoot (and very out of character for me to send as I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to email stuff).
posted by
Troosha
on March 23, 2007 at 5:07 PM
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Annoying as hell post.
posted by
Troosha
on March 23, 2007 at 10:33 AM
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Good post
posted by
ken7700
on March 23, 2007 at 6:38 AM
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Good email.
posted by
mark2556
on March 23, 2007 at 4:33 AM
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Good movie
posted by
Offy
on March 23, 2007 at 4:32 AM
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Carl ~ Of COURSE I'm more interested in sheep than swine.
Good God, have you seen the sheep photos below? Woogy-woogy-woogy!
And, really, what kind of a sick fuck would want to be intimate with a pig? After he sobers up, I mean.
posted by
mark2556
on March 23, 2007 at 4:19 AM
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mark, let go, let God!
posted by
kingmi
on March 23, 2007 at 2:14 AM
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My mistake... I see from your other comments that you are more interested
in sheep than swine. To each his own, I guess. BTW, that last could sentence could be taken a number of ways by someone who is pretty crass.
Carl Peter
posted by
cpklapper
on March 22, 2007 at 11:08 PM
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Offy ~ Thank you, my love. Shall we go to a chat room now?
posted by
mark2556
on March 21, 2007 at 10:58 AM
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Troosha ~ Thank you.
And thanks for the photo. I've compared to the one in your profile and noticed a striking difference: when did you start wearing glasses?
posted by
mark2556
on March 21, 2007 at 10:57 AM
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Good post
posted by
Troosha
on March 21, 2007 at 10:52 AM
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Mark
Very nice song!
posted by
Offy
on March 21, 2007 at 5:50 AM
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Kingmi ~ So have I. Maybe fifty times.
I weep each time. Do you? If the answer is "yes", then you're a good man. A bit of a, you know, fag, but a good man.
I just wish I could let her go. Unfortunately, the key to my heart, much like the key to the steel shackles she's been bound in for the past three weeks, has been misplaced.
posted by
mark2556
on March 21, 2007 at 4:34 AM
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Mark 2556, I have read this letter to Cheryl thirty times. I guess Once
more won't hurt. Ouch!
posted by
kingmi
on March 20, 2007 at 12:52 PM
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Kingme ~ Yes. No. I dunno. What the heck are you talking about??
You old people confuse the hell out of me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 20, 2007 at 2:03 AM
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Offy ~ Thank you. You touch my heart amd make my organs weep.
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2007 at 11:43 AM
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She is? Where? I'll get the airboat and mutant grasshoppers warmed up.
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2007 at 9:01 AM
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Hey Mark...I hear Blackcat's in your neck of the woods.....maybe you should
pay her a surprise visit!
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 19, 2007 at 8:59 AM
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Bel, thanks. Blessings. Thanks for sharing. Lovely poem.
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2007 at 6:07 AM
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Your munificence255j. Did you miss your deadline?
posted by
kingmi
on March 19, 2007 at 4:15 AM
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Nice poem
Good sheep!
posted by
Offy
on March 18, 2007 at 7:09 PM
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What was it oyu said in my blog
oh yeah, good post LOL!
posted by
bel_1965
on March 18, 2007 at 6:48 PM
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I can't fight it anymore ~
Get ready for Daddy's love-pole, baby. Just make sure you break the news to what's-her-name.
Her teets are dry and I need fresh milk. Or some sorta discharge, anyway.
posted by
mark2556
on March 18, 2007 at 11:10 AM
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They may be big
and I may wish I had a pair myself, but why settle for two nipples when you can have up to eight teets? You know it makes sense you slag. Take me now you vicious love monster... Moooooooooooo
posted by
chris2303
on March 18, 2007 at 11:05 AM
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It's either you or this:
And frankly, your nipples are much more enticing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 18, 2007 at 11:00 AM
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I need more time to think about it...
besides, are you sure it's what you really want? Yes, I know it's not supposed to hanging out of my arse hole but at least I've got my figure back now.
posted by
chris2303
on March 18, 2007 at 10:57 AM
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Troosha ~ Thanks for sharing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 18, 2007 at 10:51 AM
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Chris, my darling ~
It's time to make a choice, bitch. Either you get the "operation" we talked about or I'm turning my love and genitalia elswhere.
Don't disappoint me. We can be happy together.
posted by
mark2556
on March 18, 2007 at 10:49 AM
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Meaty Mark
I don't think this Cheryl was ever worthy of your 'atom smasher' in the first place, you old charmer, you. I'm glad you was strong enough to move on from her and into the world of goat pestering and cheap 'n' yeasty mothers, albeit with a slight tarnish of human woman lover about you.
posted by
chris2303
on March 18, 2007 at 10:45 AM
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Good poem
posted by
Troosha
on March 18, 2007 at 10:41 AM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 18, 2007 at 4:36 AM
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Good song
Nice lyrics.
posted by
Offy
on March 15, 2007 at 5:27 AM
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Night ~ Actually the only reason I never sent it.....
....was because I decided to follow the old adage, "If you love something, set it free". Well, that, and the other old adage, "Never fuck up the opportunity for teenage sister-in-law anal sex".
posted by
mark2556
on March 15, 2007 at 5:25 AM
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Wow
Quite a love letter, haha. I can see why it was never sent. XD
posted by
NightMajik
on March 14, 2007 at 9:48 PM
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Scriber ~ Thanks for sharing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 14, 2007 at 10:02 AM
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This still makes me smile...
posted by
scriber
on March 14, 2007 at 6:08 AM
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1Time ~ Check, please.
Believe me, the
Banished Bloggers Network is a beautiful island in a sea of maddening reality. Or something.
posted by
mark2556
on March 14, 2007 at 5:30 AM
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I am not sure I should even comment.
Reality Check here please.
posted by
1TimeSoldier
on March 14, 2007 at 4:56 AM
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8-Ball ~ They do.
I used to be 11" and the 'roids have reduced me to a pitifull 9". But, I've added some pretty decent girth to my pompadour, so it all evens out.
posted by
mark2556
on March 14, 2007 at 4:34 AM
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Yeah Right!
Hey I thought steroids shrunk uuuummm................ you know your head........
posted by
8-ball
on March 13, 2007 at 7:11 PM
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Uh.......OK
But it's really much too early in the season to be wearing white.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 6:21 PM
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LOL
I knew it was her and I clicked the link. Lots of nice stuff there but I can't get anything right now. Maybe you should model in that speedo on your link and change my mind. LMAO
posted by
8-ball
on March 13, 2007 at 6:19 PM
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Nice explanation!
posted by
---Masky---
on March 13, 2007 at 6:17 PM
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Masky ~ It only works for whiney, overweight, hold-my-inner-child types.
You know......assholes.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 6:15 PM
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Nice Oprah Button That Doesn't Work When I Press It!
Nice! Good!
posted by
---Masky---
on March 13, 2007 at 6:12 PM
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Rose-Petal ~ Yes, and thank you for noticing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 6:06 PM
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8-Ball ~ It looks like her because it IS her.
She's the official spokesperson/model/customer satisfaction manager for the
Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center Gift Shop, and is shown modeling one of our fine ladies tops. Click the link and buy something, would you? She'll handle any return needs if there's a problem, mostly by swearing at you.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 6:05 PM
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Hey why do you have a photo of kiddo75 at the side of your blog? Sure looks like her where did she go? What did you do to her? LOL
posted by
8-ball
on March 13, 2007 at 5:30 PM
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Sick-Oh
posted by
ROSE-PETAL
on March 13, 2007 at 2:52 PM
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Good answer. Blessings.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 12:01 PM
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#60 is the rank of your blog now
Good question.
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 13, 2007 at 12:00 PM
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FactorFiction ~ Thanks.
Wait...60 what? Degrees? Years? Dollars? Help me....
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 10:53 AM
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Good idea.
Up to 60 already.
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 13, 2007 at 10:43 AM
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Offy,
Thanks. Blessings to you and your panties.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 10:31 AM
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good poem
posted by
Offy
on March 13, 2007 at 6:25 AM
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Kabu ~ Don't worry; it's not ANYBODY's type of blog.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 6:18 AM
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Sorry not my type of blog
posted by
Kabu
on March 13, 2007 at 6:14 AM
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Kingmi ~ Stop messing with my brain.
You're fucking me up, man. I may need treatment.
And what's all this "now that you're posting again" nonsense? A rumor like that can be an ugly, ugly thing. Hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 13, 2007 at 5:16 AM
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OK Mark, I've made up my mind. From now on, since you're writing again,
I'm going to treat you with real respect. Like if you were one of the top ten bloggers! Furthermore, I hereby apologize for any and all transgressions,sarcastic comments or criticisms of your fluid writing style (oops).
Mark?
posted by
kingmi
on March 12, 2007 at 9:06 PM
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Mark?
posted by
kingmi
on March 12, 2007 at 8:35 PM
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Mark?
posted by
kingmi
on March 12, 2007 at 8:16 PM
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Saul ~ Thank you.
I really poured my heart and fluids into it.
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2007 at 6:17 PM
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Xeno ~ My customer base is amazingly consistent.
NONE of them buys anything.
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2007 at 5:00 PM
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Diamond Cutter ~
It's right between Nuclear Torpedo and Atom-Smasher on the Bonometer.
I really shouldn't have to explain these things....
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2007 at 4:58 PM
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Mark, so glad you are active again! Now when you say diamond-cutter...
?
posted by
kingmi
on March 12, 2007 at 4:31 PM
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Mark, so glad you are active again! Now when you say diamond-cutter...
?
posted by
kingmi
on March 12, 2007 at 4:29 PM
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you think maybe its because i didn't buy anyting fro you gift shop?
posted by
Xeno-x
on March 12, 2007 at 3:37 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 12, 2007 at 2:47 PM
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Nice post
posted by
Offy
on March 12, 2007 at 9:32 AM
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Tamlet ~ You and your brother-in-law did some poop-chute spelunking, too?
Now that's just sick.
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2007 at 9:03 AM
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Carl ~ that'd mean I'd have to soil myself on a lawyer.
And I'm afraid of how it would read....those swine can be pretty crass, y'know. I want to remain tender throughout the entire process.
posted by
mark2556
on March 12, 2007 at 5:24 AM
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hahahahahahaahahaha
ROFLMAO..... reminds me of my bro-in-law and me!! J/K
posted by
tamlet
on March 11, 2007 at 10:18 PM
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Ah! Those missed opportunities!
Maybe you could write a similar letter for her lawyer to "send" as an email to his wife.
Carl Peter
posted by
cpklapper
on March 11, 2007 at 9:58 PM
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Hell, yeah, now that's what I call a make-up, take-me-back letter.
posted by
saul_relative
on March 11, 2007 at 8:29 PM
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A&B ~ Nice smiley.
posted by
mark2556
on March 11, 2007 at 6:16 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on March 11, 2007 at 3:39 PM
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I was gonna do that.....
...and then I got distracted by a nap or something. Maybe I'll turn it into a post about phony bloggers or something.
posted by
mark2556
on March 11, 2007 at 10:38 AM
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ROFL... that comic should have it's own post.... very good!
posted by
-blackcat
on March 11, 2007 at 10:35 AM
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HAHAHAHHAHA, love the comic! LOL
posted by
shelly_b
on March 11, 2007 at 10:23 AM
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S-forward. Yes, I haven't.
But I think about it almost every month, so it's almost the same thing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 11, 2007 at 10:21 AM
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Rocky ~ Well, DUH! I'm a writer, as in a paid one.
Been in magazines and everything, and finishing up (thank God) a book that should make it to the bookshelves. Let's not get into annual earnings, though. It's a tad depressing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 11, 2007 at 10:20 AM
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Hey Mark I just saw this cartoon below....OMG you are soooo talented.
And I agree, you should post more stuff....I mean like you're a professional! LOL
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 11, 2007 at 8:27 AM
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I came by again. You haven't posted for an age!
posted by
Straightforward
on March 11, 2007 at 8:23 AM
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This cartoon
Is too frackin funny!!
posted by
Offy
on March 10, 2007 at 11:41 AM
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Rich ~ I do, but I don't put any of it here anymore.
A guy can only enjoy so much stalking.
Plus, it's been insinuated that I don't "care" enough. Can you imagine? That sort of thing hurts. Well, not really.
posted by
mark2556
on March 10, 2007 at 11:37 AM
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mark
i wish you'd write often.
posted by
richinstore
on March 10, 2007 at 5:24 AM
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Be blessed.
posted by
Offy
on March 10, 2007 at 4:34 AM
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Scoop ~ At last, someone who understands me.
Like, in a manly-man way.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2007 at 3:15 PM
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Goodie, Goodie
posted by
scoop
on March 9, 2007 at 2:37 PM
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A&B - Thanks
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2007 at 2:31 PM
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Offbeats - Thanks
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2007 at 2:31 PM
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Good trend.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 9, 2007 at 2:30 PM
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Mark
Good comment
posted by
Offy
on March 9, 2007 at 2:30 PM
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Good smiley.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2007 at 2:28 PM
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Good comments.
posted by
A-and-B
on March 9, 2007 at 2:26 PM
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Offbeats ~ Thanks. God bless you.
posted by
mark2556
on March 9, 2007 at 11:10 AM
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Interesting post
posted by
Offy
on March 9, 2007 at 5:06 AM
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Ohhhhh
Mark I'll hold you.
posted by
8-ball
on March 8, 2007 at 7:15 PM
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Scriber ~ Alas, she's gone from my life forever.
All I have are the memories, the centerfolds and the inflatable Latex Remembrance Doll. And a lot of patch kits.
posted by
mark2556
on March 8, 2007 at 3:39 PM
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WHICH brunette??
The one who vowed to love me long time or the one who haunts my every dream?
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. However, I'd advise wearing latex gloves at all times.
posted by
mark2556
on March 8, 2007 at 3:32 PM
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Mark--I mean the famous blonde who was not unknown in your area; now I
see she has been finally laid to rest in the Islands.
posted by
scriber
on March 8, 2007 at 3:28 PM
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I thought this was about the brunette?
posted by
A-and-B
on March 8, 2007 at 3:26 PM
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Scriber ~ WHICH blonde neighbor?
Are you talking "neighbor", as in within walking distance, or "neighbor", as in cursing distance?
posted by
mark2556
on March 8, 2007 at 3:23 PM
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Okay after looking at school girl
I finally see your pain.
...although I do not feel it.
posted by
Offy
on March 7, 2007 at 6:06 PM
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The hell with her. The bitch had her chance.
As you can see, I've moved onto the anger phase of our breakup.
Which is why I've turned to fat schoolgirls in sex trapezes. I'm hurting. Cuddle me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 7, 2007 at 6:03 PM
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Mark
After looking at your picture again I think it would be a sin to deny your Cheryl a chance at make up sex...I have heard it is not under rated...
posted by
Offy
on March 7, 2007 at 5:57 PM
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Offbeats ~ What does Cheryl get? What the hell, she had ME.
That oughta be enough for a few lifetimes.
posted by
mark2556
on March 7, 2007 at 9:45 AM
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Hey Mark--what's the latest on your blonde neighbor? Quite a story.
posted by
scriber
on March 6, 2007 at 5:27 PM
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Well Mark
What does Cheryl get out of all this? Not even a stinkin letter cause ya never sent it...
I so feel your pain...your loss, but I am inspired by the kindness of those around you~
posted by
Offy
on March 6, 2007 at 2:36 PM
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Offbeats ~ What's this "feel sorry for Cheryl" crap??
I'm the one hurting here. I need comfort, support, healing.....you know, sex.
posted by
mark2556
on March 6, 2007 at 2:23 PM
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Mark....hahahaha
I am feeling so sorry for the loss of Cheryl. I understand your pain and relief (trust me on that one)....hahahahahaha
posted by
Offy
on March 6, 2007 at 12:41 PM
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Whysper ~ Are you trying to scare me with this "relationship" stuff?
Thirty minutes? Sheeeeee-iiit. I've had psychotic stalkers develop their fixation for me in less time than that.
And that's INCLUDING time off for pie trimming, wink-wink nudge-nudge.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2007 at 6:03 PM
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Mark
Never... I mean Always... hell I get those two mixed up all the time.
Don't nobody underestimate the value of a meaningful thirty minute relationship, even if it does include multiple partners, or even if it's a slave/master thing that you have going on the drive home to work.
posted by
Whysper
on March 5, 2007 at 8:33 AM
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Yes, I very much need to be held.
And some groping, fondling, sqeezing and probing would go a long way in the healing process, too.
And, of course, a latex nurses uniform. Hurry.
posted by
mark2556
on March 4, 2007 at 4:47 PM
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Mark...um...
...Honey, I totally feel your pain and can relate to why you wish you had, in fact, written this letter so very long ago...it's so much better to let it out than it is to keep it locked behind a zipper...uh...your heart that is...
...do you need held?
posted by
---Masky---
on March 4, 2007 at 4:18 PM
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H-G ~ Just tell people you like to express yourself through bodlily fluids
Lord knows I do...
posted by
mark2556
on March 3, 2007 at 4:43 PM
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I never said I didn't poop myself as well.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 2, 2007 at 5:23 PM
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Straightfoward ~ Do what I do.
Make the best of them.
But always insist on clinical testing first.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 7:51 PM
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It's good you shared ur feelings but I don't know what to make of ur
multiple relationships and I am trying not to be judgemental
posted by
Straightforward
on March 1, 2007 at 5:34 PM
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Whysper ~ Thank you for noticing.
The truth is, I care. Latex does that to me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 5:08 PM
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Some people are so insensitive
Congrats on putting your feelings on the line like that Mark, more men need to be up front with their feelings.
Always remember that time honored cliche.
If you love something, let it go.
If it doesn't come back,
hunt it down and kill it.
posted by
Whysper
on March 1, 2007 at 9:39 AM
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Crimsom E ~ Hysterical??
I'm suffering here. I mean it.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 9:29 AM
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Blackcat ~ Struck dumb by the profoundness of my heart?
I understand. I felt the same way when Tina first offered me some kindness.
What a great kid.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 9:24 AM
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LOL... uh...
posted by
-blackcat
on March 1, 2007 at 8:52 AM
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Ariala. Good suggestion. Have a wonderful day.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 8:41 AM
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Scriber ~ With my history, I stay EXTRA careful.
Which is why I insist on leather restraints whenever I'm "entertaining".
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 8:41 AM
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Sunny ~ Indeed.
Probably the same reason she scoffed at the anal sex idea. There's no arguing with stupidity.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 8:39 AM
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I think you may have a chance with Hallmark.
posted by
Ariala
on March 1, 2007 at 8:34 AM
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I can't understand why she doesn't want you after this
beautiful and heartfelt letter.
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on March 1, 2007 at 8:31 AM
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Wow. Damn. Bring back a pack of smokes with you.
Or a handi wipe...
posted by
strat
on March 1, 2007 at 8:24 AM
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Beautiful, yes. Round, firm, succulent....
Damn....I gotta go for a few minutes. Don't call.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 8:20 AM
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They are quite beautiful in their natural state.
And anywhere else.
posted by
strat
on March 1, 2007 at 8:18 AM
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Strat ~ It's hard to turn down a good butternut squash.
Frankly, I don't see how anyone could. I mean, WOOF!
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 8:15 AM
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Only a really cold woman wouldn't be moved by this heart felt letter...good
luck old buddy. P.S. In case the little woman does show up at your place, I wouldn't advise turning my back on her.
posted by
scriber
on March 1, 2007 at 6:47 AM
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I would have, but I couldn't find any.
I couldn't find a spaghetti string squash, either, which was my first choice, actually.
posted by
strat
on March 1, 2007 at 6:44 AM
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Strat ~ Thanks for your concern.
Why the hell didn't you choose a butternut squash, anyway?
I gotta be missing something here....
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 6:30 AM
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ForF ~ Oh, you want to know.
But I think the connection is obvious.
However, I'll admit that why he didn't choose a butternut squash is a little confusing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 6:27 AM
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Very funny, you sick pup.
However, being as sheltered as I am, I don't know why you would want a latex corset or what strat would do with a hubbard squash. Maybe I do not even want to know?
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 1, 2007 at 6:16 AM
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Rocky ~ Thank you for noticing.
Cheryl, of course, saw it in only the light of negativity. What the hell, it's not like I wrote "...before you turned into a lard-ass." Once again, my sensitivity went unnoticed.
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mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 5:56 AM
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Ah, Marcus...
I'm still bawling like a biotch those tears of heartfelt empathy. No mirror? No feathers, fresh honey, and hubbard squash sessions? God, what a bereft time for you! What could Cheryl have been thinking? How could she have let the embers ash over?
Still, here's hoping you and Cheryl can somehow, someway, get it together again, at least long enough to try out that new trapeze.
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strat
on March 1, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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This was great Mark.....you are an extremely funny and sick man!
I especially like the P.S.
~ Can Tina have the latex corset I got for you when you were thin?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 1, 2007 at 5:33 AM
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A&B ~ Thank you.
Some people advance only gratuitous caring; yours comes from the heart. Let's cuddle.
posted by
mark2556
on March 1, 2007 at 4:30 AM
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Mark
That was hysterical.
posted by
Antipodean
on February 28, 2007 at 8:17 PM
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Holy Grail ~ Thank you.
At least you haven't crapped yourself. That's no fun, despite all the cool noises.
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mark2556
on February 28, 2007 at 6:59 PM
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David ~ I'd like to help you, but I'm afraid that it's over....
...between Cheryl and me. Plus, Tina has a restraining order out against me now, as well, so all that's left is the latex corset. And there's now way I'm parting with that.
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mark2556
on February 28, 2007 at 6:55 PM
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posted by
A-and-B
on February 28, 2007 at 6:49 PM
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Damn, you made me piss myself again!!
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Holy_Grail
on February 28, 2007 at 6:37 PM
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Mark, I really can understand your pain in this heartfelt post
It touched me, really it did!
BTW: When (and it's only a matter of time I am sure) you and Cheryl get back together do you think it's possible for Tina to come over to visit me for a while. She sounds like a great listener, among other things.
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David1Spirit
on February 28, 2007 at 6:20 PM
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