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CHRIS2303, YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU! HAHAHAHA
posted by
Kiddo75
on June 15, 2007 at 11:15 PM
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You guys are so
Wonderfully sick..
When are you going to post again? You have fans ya know. You're out of jail now.
posted by
Offy
on March 30, 2007 at 12:42 PM
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I've heard that.
Don't you have to do something like stand behind one as you run it toward the edge of a cliff? Or is it just a case of wine and roses and assorted garbabe leavings?
posted by
strat
on March 28, 2007 at 1:01 PM
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strat
I'd rather take one more step towards goathood, but they're very fussy about who they let in. Electronic goods are always easy to hook up with, but buggering something that has (or used to have) a soul envokes a lot more passion. And fur.
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 12:53 PM
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Offy
Yeah, well I was hoping Mother would see it and reconsider the restraining order. I'm losing a lot of customers
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 12:50 PM
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Wow. Deep stuff.
In fact, if you look closely, you just might see a teardrop ready to fall. But that's only because graduating from a Hoover to a weed whacker can be, well, loaded with some separation anxiety. But it's one more giant step toward manhood. Or lack thereof.
posted by
strat
on March 28, 2007 at 12:44 PM
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Chris2303
LOL! --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 28, 2007 at 12:36 PM
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Chris
If I had a mother I would want to give her this lovely poem. You're such an inspiration!
posted by
Offy
on March 28, 2007 at 12:36 PM
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FoliageGold
Thanks Mary, I was hoping it wouldn't suck. The poem, that is. The hoover isn't an issue
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 12:35 PM
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SYMPHONY
I hope life isn't too shit now (it's been a couple of days since you commented so maybe things have got better). Well let's hope so anyway
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 12:31 PM
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geri
You can certainly photoshop another face on there. Henry and I are more than comfortable enough in our relationship to allow jealousy over a doctored photo to ruin things. Well, maybe...I'm not sure now
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 12:28 PM
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mark
I don't know if the shaving would turn out to be a good thing...I hate to see anyone homeless, including lice.
posted by
chris2303
on March 28, 2007 at 12:24 PM
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Chris2303
Oh my! That's quite something to read. Poignant, actually. Well done. --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 28, 2007 at 10:02 AM
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I should of known I could rely on you to make me laugh/cheer me up
I am very depressed...life is shit right now.....Mark told me to take a look at your blog (cannot believe I forgot to look as I always read you)
anyway....glad he gave me the reminder...you funny idiot....LOL
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 26, 2007 at 6:19 AM
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Not mom's day yet! Thanks.
I'll be able to use this, if you don't mind of course, for our mother's day since we haven't had it yet! I wonder if I can photoshop a different face on there... you see, I have this brother...
posted by
geri
on March 19, 2007 at 11:34 AM
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Chris ~ That's not a condom.
It's a layer of semi-molted skin, which quite frankly could use a good scrubbing and a little tucking. And a shave.
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2007 at 6:37 AM
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scriber
Cheers scriber...I don't get a chance to supply much these days so thanks for stopping by.
posted by
chris2303
on March 19, 2007 at 12:33 AM
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Offy
Well, you girls don't need a Henry when you have the likes of shower heads and conveniently shaped vegetable.
Nice to "see you" and yes I have been in jail. It was a nother misunderstanding with Farmer Steve's livestock. I just assumed that goats aged seven years to one human year like dogs do - I didn't know the kid was still under 18...
posted by
chris2303
on March 19, 2007 at 12:27 AM
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Tonyzonit
Nah you're probably not gay...it depends what you're looking for in a relationship. I've always liked the quiet type who don't mind swallowing, hence the Henry lust.
posted by
chris2303
on March 19, 2007 at 12:25 AM
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Scramble
Haha....just make sure you knock before he finishes...Henry is a very seductive piece of electrical goodness....I think it's the friendly expression...
posted by
chris2303
on March 19, 2007 at 12:23 AM
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Mark
You mean you never had the lights on before? That explains why you were getting it so cheap.
Also, don't worry about getting respect from her - the important thing is she wears a condom.
posted by
chris2303
on March 19, 2007 at 12:16 AM
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rihwik.lancs
Thanks for reading.
It's easy to be brave on the internet.
posted by
chris2303
on March 19, 2007 at 12:15 AM
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Hey guy, welcome back; I've been away too but no one noticed.
Anyway, there are only two things usually worth time, sex and humor and u supply both.
posted by
scriber
on March 18, 2007 at 4:22 PM
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hahahaha
It must not work for girls...course I never tried it! Good to see you back! Have you been in jail?
posted by
Offy
on March 18, 2007 at 3:20 PM
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I never fancied vacuum cleaners. What's wrong with me??!!
Maybe I'm gay. Great stuff. Good to see you've got a new partner.
posted by
Antonionioni
on March 18, 2007 at 3:08 PM
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My vaccuum is not working properly and my son offered to help me today--
insisting that we buy a HENRY! Now-I know why? Ha Ha.Chris.
posted by
Scramble
on March 18, 2007 at 2:49 PM
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What a good son.
Now I feel even better about turning the lights on with your mom last night.
I'm still sort of regretting letting her call me "Chrissy", though. It's like she doesn't really respect me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 18, 2007 at 12:00 PM
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comment
it is wonderful to have a mother who walked of from the site for son to masturbate.it is not wonderful when son couldn't differentiate whether it is her love or booze. a brave poem.
rithwik.lancs
posted by
rihwik.lancs
on March 18, 2007 at 11:58 AM
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