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Scam man looks more powerful than Superman
posted by
adventurer02
on July 18, 2015 at 9:58 AM
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Re: Oh, I know this one!
Oh yeah...are you trying to turn me on with these hot-n-sultry sheep pics? It's working.
posted by
mark2556
on July 28, 2007 at 3:20 AM
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Yeah, but his superhuman suck-up powers are beyond belief.
If you follow him closely, you'll find that the 4th of July is apparently a beloved holiday in India, Christmas is a Muslim's favorite day of celebration, the world loves America and no rag-head really wants to be a terrorist.
Add in those devilish good looks and you've got yourself on heck of a superhero.
posted by
mark2556
on July 28, 2007 at 3:19 AM
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Oh, I know this one!
He's cunning and has no scruples and he'll hit on anything - and I mean anything:

posted by
justanotherskinnybitch
on July 27, 2007 at 1:27 PM
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food4thought ~ No, much to my chagrin.
But I bought some cookies anyway. I just can't stop being a giver.
posted by
mark2556
on March 31, 2007 at 2:45 PM
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So...
Did Scam Man forward that e-mail that promised to help the narcoleptic Girl Scout sell all her cookeis so her dad could get that sex-change operation and get out of that nasty body he was trapped in?
posted by
food4thought
on March 31, 2007 at 2:39 PM
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Kingmi ~ Thanks. Tell your family, friends, coworkers and neighbors.
And be prepared for a
little bit of backlash, and by backlash I mean a hostile mob outside your door. Like, armed.
posted by
mark2556
on March 28, 2007 at 2:57 AM
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Mark, Ha ha ha ha. It's hilarious!
posted by
kingmi
on March 27, 2007 at 6:57 PM
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Kingmi ~ No, but I paid a couple of hookers once...
....who turned out to be raving tranny queens. Does that count?
posted by
mark2556
on March 27, 2007 at 2:10 PM
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Mark2556l Funny!
Do you pay royalties?
posted by
kingmi
on March 27, 2007 at 1:51 PM
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Must add this to my collection of "Comics!"
posted by
Dolls-43
on March 27, 2007 at 4:05 AM
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Scriber ~ I'm working on it.
You can't rush art. This stuff takes me minutes to create. Well, almost.
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 1:46 PM
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Why is the Pope in the play pen?
Did I miss something? Hate when that happens~
posted by
Offy
on March 26, 2007 at 1:41 PM
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Mark--Scam-Man is needed on Blogit; stop the bleeding...
posted by
scriber
on March 26, 2007 at 1:39 PM
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Director ~ Where do I get some of this Nohohon Park note paper?
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 10:52 AM
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Rocky ~ No, but please don't ever leave again.
In the words of the famous Rauol Duke,
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 10:51 AM
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Mark, it was no slight task for me to hold my Nohohon Park note paper over the final picture in your blog before reaching the comments section. But I just wanted to ask you ~ What on earth are you trying to accomplish here? Is this not rather futile?
posted by
Jenasis
on March 26, 2007 at 9:01 AM
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Mark....you are an evil genius! LOL Did you spark this latest blog war?
I've been gone all weekend except to post some pics and it appears a good thing. In my opinion this entire situation is just plain weird! 
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on March 26, 2007 at 7:54 AM
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YP ~ That's an ambitious undertaking.
And one in which I have some experience. You're going to need a few basics before you begin:
- Temper all your findings with one basic truth: all women are insane; it's only a matter of what will bring it to the surface.
- A good home security system and several, strategically-located Tasers, cans of mace and pepper spray and a water canon should be on hand.
- Uh.....actually, that pretty much covers it.
Good luck, and Godspeed.
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 7:05 AM
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Hi Mark--U achieved heights in thispost I can only dream of--plus the PICs!
I am determined to atart my own research on human (READ "women") behavior! Take care; have a great week in the Blogburg suburb where SCAM MAN strikes left and right. shalomfromneil
posted by
ILLUMINATI8
on March 26, 2007 at 6:57 AM
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David ~ Thank you.
Although I still think those thumb-thingies look like something out of a proctologist's handbook. So, get away from me with them...Khan detests them (yeah, Khan was me, you silly, silly man).
posted by
mark2556
on March 26, 2007 at 5:42 AM
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Just for you
You can call me Lois!

posted by
Offy
on March 26, 2007 at 4:43 AM
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Oh. Thank God.
I thought it was another family reunion again.
posted by
strat
on March 25, 2007 at 8:13 PM
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Of course it was all real.
It's all part of the Lover's Lurid Weekend Getaway Package here at the research center.

Most guests block it out of their memories, so don't feel bad if this comes as a bit of a shock to you.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 8:08 PM
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Then...it wasn't a dream?
The riding crops; the burma shave enemas...it was all real?
posted by
strat
on March 25, 2007 at 8:03 PM
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Strat ~ The Butternut Squash Avenger is no mere sidekick.
He's a fearsome superhero with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal squash.

He may, in fact, be humanity's only hope against the evil powers and intentions of his sworn archnemisis, SCAM-MAN.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 7:51 PM
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Scriber ~ The Second Amendment is alive and well here in South Florida.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 6:33 PM
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Mark--Nice guns...
posted by
scriber
on March 25, 2007 at 6:31 PM
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Scriber ~ We here at the Mark2556 HBRC are comitted to providing comfort.
We aim to please, and gosh-darnit, we just plain care.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 6:22 PM
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Lustorlove ~ No, it's not exactly a poem.
More like a ballad, and the next stanza will be released tomorrow. In a word: Woo!
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 6:18 PM
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hahaha
posted by
star4sky5
on March 25, 2007 at 6:11 PM
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I love a man in spandex
posted by
Offy
on March 25, 2007 at 5:51 PM
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Oh, and i almost forgot....................................................
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 25, 2007 at 5:17 PM
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Thought provoking post
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 25, 2007 at 5:16 PM
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Pat B ~ Thanks for noticing.
I put a lot of effort into blending the right amounts of tack, lewdness, offensiveness and mind-numbing idiocy. When that fails, I just put in dirty pictures.

I can usually find one that accomplishes the task. Woogy-woogy-woogy, yes?
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 4:56 PM
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I think it's pretty much an equal-opportunity hosing.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 3:55 PM
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Which is worse, the money or love scam?
posted by
A-and-B
on March 25, 2007 at 3:35 PM
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Sunny ~ Hahaha -- thank you.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 11:13 AM
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mark
this is a poem? what am I missing
posted by
Lanetay
on March 25, 2007 at 10:22 AM
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Hey Mark--Hari Studbar --a Super man, he make u laugh.
posted by
scriber
on March 25, 2007 at 10:17 AM
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This whole thing - and all the comments - is tacky and lewd... and
funny and true - you're back in the will... :)
posted by
Pat_B
on March 25, 2007 at 9:22 AM
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Somehow, I feel absolved.
Or dissolved. Or salivated. Or something.
Scam Man doesn't have a sidekick called the Butternut Squash Avenger does he? Or was that just the tequila and orange sunshine talking?
posted by
strat
on March 25, 2007 at 8:46 AM
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8-Ball ~ Muchas gracias.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 8:42 AM
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Mark... nice poem
I really have to admire your creativity.
posted by
Afzal_Sunny7
on March 25, 2007 at 8:35 AM
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mark
Dunno 'bout that! Woke me up in a hurry this am! A good dose of reality can leave a tongue in one's cheek, yes? Don't go there! I'm laughing..............
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 25, 2007 at 8:17 AM
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LOL
Very good Scam Man!
posted by
8-ball
on March 25, 2007 at 8:16 AM
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Foliage ~ Thank you.
I hope you didn't read too many of my posts. They can soften a brain pretty quickly.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 8:06 AM
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Offy ~ Of course there'll be popcorn.
And hot tubs of butter-flavored lard for any hanky-panky that may ensue.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 8:03 AM
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Mark
LOL! Fabulous blog! Lovely to meet and read you.
posted by
FoliageGold
on March 25, 2007 at 8:03 AM
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Rumored ~ Which picture?
The fabulous cartoon artwork I boosted from DC Comics? The leather pants-clad homo with the hot babe hovering above his beefy bulges? Kiddo? Hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 6:31 AM
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Masky ~ Wonderful. Bring your stuffed boobs and bulge to me.
And don't forget, we're gonna play "Bobbing for Boobies", so wash that skank off before you get here.

Oook!
posted by
mark2556
on March 25, 2007 at 5:03 AM
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well I ain't comin to this show unless I have popcorn
I always get my man when when I eat popcorn!
posted by
Offy
on March 25, 2007 at 3:02 AM
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VERY good pic....
posted by
Rumor
on March 25, 2007 at 12:37 AM
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good post...
posted by
Rumor
on March 25, 2007 at 12:37 AM
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LMAO!
I promise!
posted by
---Masky---
on March 24, 2007 at 7:54 PM
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Only if you promise that the bulge in your pants is money, too.
One "OK Honey, I've got a very special surprise for you" moment in my life is enough. Especially when I'm handcuffed.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 7:47 PM
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Mark..
(((
))) Yes! I'm under your spell. I'm donning the hat and stuffing my bra with money to give you for your sister. P.S. Nice pants! Can I wear them?

posted by
---Masky---
on March 24, 2007 at 7:40 PM
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Masky ~ You are under my spell, my love.
Come to me. You cannot resist. Give in to your carnal craving.....meet me and let me take you where no one else can.

And bring the hat. 

posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 7:36 PM
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Dear Satan:
Nice poem!
posted by
---Masky---
on March 24, 2007 at 7:09 PM
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Troosha ~ I agree with you.
Especially if your obsession is for something wholesome and pure.

Man, check out those gams. PHROAWR!!
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 5:20 PM
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It's just not worth having an obsession
unless you go at it full speed, I guess.
posted by
Troosha
on March 24, 2007 at 3:44 PM
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OTA ~ Thank you.
Any scam worth doing is worth doing right.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 8:03 AM
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Well, of COURSE you should.
The man has blue hair and a red cape. That's pretty frightening.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 7:20 AM
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mark
nice blog

but should I be scared of the Scam man
posted by
Lanetay
on March 24, 2007 at 7:19 AM
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HG ~ Your soiling means a lot to me.
If it's any consolation, I'd have an accident in my underpants, too, if I wore any.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 7:16 AM
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Oh no, will I go to hell for laughing so hard I peed at "someone's" expense? I fear I may soil myself over part 2. Perhaps I should stay away..
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 24, 2007 at 7:14 AM
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Blackcat ~ Thank you.
Please visit when Part 2 is released. I need the money for my sick mother. OK, for my sick self.

posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 7:14 AM
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Scriber ~ Yes.
You know me too well. Arf.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 6:46 AM
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Shelly ~ You are a beacon in a sea of -- wait a minute:
Is that riding crop as nice as it looks? You DO care! Hold me.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 6:46 AM
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Mark, I'm ready...
posted by
shelly_b
on March 24, 2007 at 6:38 AM
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Mark...I guess that leaves out Whammie and her white dog. Both of which I
heard u enjoyed.
posted by
scriber
on March 24, 2007 at 6:35 AM
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Scriber ~ Stop toying with me.
If you did I'd have to have you, and I try to steer clear of anyone north of Arkansas these days.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 6:31 AM
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Offy ~ Well, that's an exciting development.
You are my beacon in a sea of .......uh, hang on...damn bone went out.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 6:29 AM
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Mark--I'd like to have Whammie's muscles; and broad shoulders.
posted by
scriber
on March 24, 2007 at 6:28 AM
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No MarkI am
W

hammie!
posted by
Offy
on March 24, 2007 at 6:23 AM
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Rich ~ Thank you.
You are my beacon in a sea of......well, damn, I need more reefer.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 6:21 AM
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Scriber ~ Thanks.
It the support from good people like you that allows me to continue. You are my beacon in a sea of madness and......wait a sec.....are you Whammie?
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 6:20 AM
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Mark, Excellent new "Scam-Man series...unlike anything I've ever read...
Seriously, very funny and I'm looking forward to his battles with the forces of internet evil.
posted by
scriber
on March 24, 2007 at 5:59 AM
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Afzal ~ Thanks.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 5:55 AM
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Shelly ~ Yes, I am.
Punish me. And do it like you mean it.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 5:54 AM
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Ariala ~ Thank you.
Love is a jealous guest who likes a host with complete dedication. What???
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 5:53 AM
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Lustorlove ~ Yes, he's everywhere. And Lord knows, all the time.
Sort of like pollution, but without any of the benefits.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 5:53 AM
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I agree with you.
posted by
Ariala
on March 24, 2007 at 5:48 AM
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LOL... interesting post.
posted by
-blackcat
on March 24, 2007 at 5:39 AM
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mark
interesting post, mark. Be waiting for part 2.
posted by
richinstore
on March 24, 2007 at 5:37 AM
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Offy ~ Yes, you are.
Let us keep our love as the greatest secret of the universe.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 5:30 AM
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Does this mean I am under your spell scmum man?
posted by
Offy
on March 24, 2007 at 5:13 AM
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Bel ~ You weak, weak woman.
Now I must put you under the spell of Scam-Man. Resistance is futile. But kinda kinky, so please try.
posted by
mark2556
on March 24, 2007 at 4:01 AM
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Nice utters
posted by
Offy
on March 24, 2007 at 3:29 AM
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LOL
GOOD SCAM
posted by
Blue_feathers
on March 24, 2007 at 3:21 AM
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What a scam!
posted by
Offy
on March 24, 2007 at 2:21 AM
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posted by
afzal50
on March 24, 2007 at 1:00 AM
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mark
this Scam Man doesnt roam the streets of Blogitville looking for damaged goods does he? Those that he thinks he can repair, what is next for Scam Man?
posted by
Lanetay
on March 23, 2007 at 9:53 PM
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ROFL! you are SO bad! LOL
btw, nice comic
posted by
shelly_b
on March 23, 2007 at 8:28 PM
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Interesting scam man
Sorry couldn't help myself!
posted by
bel_1965
on March 23, 2007 at 8:25 PM
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