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littlems
don't worry about all the facts, just keep the lid down...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 28, 2007 at 3:30 PM
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wow - so many facts that I'm not sure I really want to know!!!!
luckily the dogs catch the rats, so no flushing for me!!!
posted by
littlemspickles
on April 28, 2007 at 2:18 PM
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Straightforward
I am tempted to do a series on rats...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 27, 2007 at 1:13 PM
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Mandalee
Thanks! I mostly got EEEEEKs and EEEEEEWS from people, so it's nice to get a

!
posted by
Nautikos
on April 27, 2007 at 12:51 PM
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Eeeeeekkkksss
posted by
Straightforward
on April 27, 2007 at 10:36 AM
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posted by
Amanda__
on April 27, 2007 at 9:48 AM
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Maggie
Sorry, dear, I just thought I'd keep people informed...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 27, 2007 at 9:05 AM
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EWEEEEEEEEEEEE, Nautikos..........
I hate rats. They're disgusting.
posted by
MaggieMae
on April 27, 2007 at 7:26 AM
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Enigmatic
Just kidding? And I thought we had a deal, sheeesh...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 27, 2007 at 4:36 AM
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Wiley
I'm sure you could! What?
posted by
Nautikos
on April 27, 2007 at 4:34 AM
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Nautikos
Well, I'll tell you what - you send me a picture of your wife and...just kidding!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on April 26, 2007 at 8:23 PM
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Nautikos
Rats, I could do that in the old days, no prob


posted by
WileyJohn
on April 26, 2007 at 8:01 PM
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smartdog
that depends on where you plan to sleep...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 7:46 PM
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naut
A rat, person ration of 1 to 1!! Yikes!
Looks like I won't be getting a lot of sleep tonight :)
-smartdog
posted by
smartdog_670
on April 26, 2007 at 7:40 PM
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Enigmatic
Well, then I would have to ship you my wife, 'cause she doesn't like that kind of great big ole party...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 7:34 PM
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OTA
I guess it'll be a contest then...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 7:29 PM
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Nautikos
In that case, I'll see what I can do about having as many rats and snakes shipped to your home, so y'all can have a great big 'ole party!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on April 26, 2007 at 7:19 PM
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Naut
I can jump faster from a squatting postion... LOL
posted by
Blue_feathers
on April 26, 2007 at 7:13 PM
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OTA
rats can
jump...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 7:08 PM
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Naut
this is yet another reason for the squatting and
not sitting rule in bathrooms....
posted by
Blue_feathers
on April 26, 2007 at 7:05 PM
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Kabu
I
love snakes! There are only two reasons I wouldn't keep a python: my wife, and that I would have to feed it rats,
live rats, and I just couldn't bring myself to do that...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 7:03 PM
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Enigmatic
if the truth be told, I don't actually mind rats, and I
love snakes...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 6:59 PM
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Timmy
well, okay, but I should think you sit down for # 2, don't you?
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 6:57 PM
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Nautikos
and people shudder at me and say how can you because I keep a rat eating python.
posted by
Kabu
on April 26, 2007 at 6:52 PM
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Nautikos
Rats, you just have to...be REPULSED by them - and snakes!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on April 26, 2007 at 6:46 PM
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nautikos
That is why I am glad that I pee standing up!!
posted by
TIMMYTALES
on April 26, 2007 at 6:37 PM
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Naut
Oh Good. Hope I don't drive you batty with avocados, chimps, fleas, rats and the toilet seat with regard to all my questions. --Joy!Mary
P.S. Yup, I remember 'em all.
posted by
FoliageGold
on April 26, 2007 at 6:17 PM
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Foliage
I can't wait...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 6:06 PM
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Naut
Oh, thank heavens! There IS a God........ I'm going to blog on that one day you know. Actually, it's pretty funny. --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on April 26, 2007 at 5:53 PM
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TAPS
I never saw that! But I can tell you from the lab rats we used to run - they're clever little devils...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 5:52 PM
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Foliage, darlin,
you don't have to worry about
me! I always keep my lid closed...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 5:49 PM
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Nautikos
I've been afraid of my toilet stool ever since I saw that TV special that showed how a rat could maneuver the trap in the plumbing and come out on top. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on April 26, 2007 at 5:29 PM
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Naut, my fine dear young man
I'm REALLY beginning to worry about you! One rat per US ciitizen? What's happening up here I wonder. It's no wonder our lives are full of the RAT race. Ba-dump! --Joy!Mary
posted by
FoliageGold
on April 26, 2007 at 5:16 PM
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Rumored
all this might lead to a resurgence of outhouses...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 3:49 PM
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strat
You know, I may be a bit naive about that, but are people actually killing snakes? Why the hell would they do that? It's not just stupid, it's just wrong...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 3:43 PM
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Justi
I know, I know, we have a horrible tragedy developing here...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 3:39 PM
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didnt Charlie Brown used to say "Aww, rats!" he sure knew what he was
talking about! now I know what was ticklning my butt the other night when I ...

...(just kidding, butt sheesh!)
posted by
Rumor
on April 26, 2007 at 2:55 PM
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Blech...This is why we shouldn't kill snakes.
posted by
strat
on April 26, 2007 at 2:29 PM
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Nautikos
That is horrific. What does PETA say about killing RATS? They probably object. This is a horrible situation.
posted by
Justi
on April 26, 2007 at 2:27 PM
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Pat B
I thought, as a service and warning to the community...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 9:56 AM
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afzal
they're sluts, pure and simple...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 9:55 AM
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hazel
actually, I always found the white lab rats quite cuddly...
posted by
Nautikos
on April 26, 2007 at 9:54 AM
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I didn't know rats are so lustful.
posted by
afzal50
on April 26, 2007 at 6:43 AM
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You could have left out that part about the toilets... ewww.
posted by
Pat_B
on April 26, 2007 at 6:42 AM
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I hate rats ! I just thought of the book "WILLARD"
Isaw the movie, also...eewwwwww rats gross me out.
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on April 26, 2007 at 6:10 AM
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