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Poor repairman. He was attacked by the dog under the control of the parrot
posted by
adventurer02
on August 24, 2015 at 1:24 AM
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Well, my goodness, dear lady..........
Thank you for that nice compliment. I hope things are going well for you.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 22, 2007 at 10:24 AM
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Absolutely hilarious, Maggie! LOL..
I just read a post about the benefits of smiling, courtesy of FoliageGold and knew where to visit to find some smiles..and laughs. Thank you, dear Lady.
posted by
Katray2
on May 21, 2007 at 8:59 PM
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ok, I'll check it out.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 20, 2007 at 4:35 AM
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Do you mean while you were up in the airplane?
Well, Sis, I was down here - you just didn't look in the right place. lol
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 20, 2007 at 4:34 AM
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Good morning, A and B..........
Good to see you - thank you for your visit.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 20, 2007 at 4:32 AM
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Maggie
You should check out Corbin Dallas other blog...things that make you say damm!!
posted by
Offy
on May 20, 2007 at 4:23 AM
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G/Morning
Sissy...tried to find you yesterday~
posted by
Offy
on May 20, 2007 at 3:30 AM
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Clever parrots.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 20, 2007 at 3:26 AM
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Sissy
I am going to be gone about 4 hrs today so don't freak out when you read my blog...I will be fine!!
posted by
Offy
on May 19, 2007 at 6:50 AM
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Sure, Justi.................
Thanks.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 19, 2007 at 3:52 AM
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Nautikos..................
That cat spends a lot of time with you, doesn't she? lol
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 19, 2007 at 3:51 AM
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Maggie
Can I put you on the prayer list? Sometimes it helps me if I get others to help me pray about situations. I was thinking today you're not yourself today. Don't panic God is right there with you.
posted by
Justi
on May 18, 2007 at 8:14 PM
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Maggie
This is funny! I'm laughing, and my cat is looking at me, probably thinking I'm nuts, and she's probably not too far off either...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 18, 2007 at 7:37 PM
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I don't think TAPS likes any typos.........................
She's going to bust me good. hahahaha
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:55 AM
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Hi, Rocky.........
I'm glad you enjoyed the jokes. Yummy to tomatoes and peppers. I love them, and herbs too. Wish I was your neighbor. hahaha No, I don't plant because I can't and my husband isn't interested.
You have a good day and a nice weekend too, Rocky.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:54 AM
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Maggie
Nah...you're allowed typo's in the comment section...aint'en ya? LOL
posted by
Offy
on May 18, 2007 at 4:52 AM
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dang,
Sis, a typo in your's too. TAPS is really gonna get me. haha
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:49 AM
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Yup, Sally, that was pretty funny. lol........................
Good morning to you and hav a good day.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:48 AM
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Thank you, Madam, I do too......
and I love your's. lol Have a good day.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:46 AM
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Well, Odysseus....................
Where have you been? I thought you had deserted me. It's great to see you - how are you?
This makes my day!
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:43 AM
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oops, got a typo in there,
Justi! TAPS is gonna get on my case. lol
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:39 AM
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Justi............
I'm doing ok. I'm still having some breathing problems and I hope they will go away. It's not happening, but I keep asking God to make it happen. It's so scarey when you can't breathe. Panicing only makes it worse, but I do panic hen I lose my breath. Other than that, I'm doing just fine. How about you, sweet lady? Is the shoulder still giving you grief? I hope not.
God bless you, Justi, and stay well.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:37 AM
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Good Morning Maggie.....I love parrot jokes and these were exceptional
and ones I never heard. I hope you have a great day and weekend. I'm planning on planting my tomatoes and peppers this weekend. I already started my herb garden. Do you plant any veggies?
posted by
RckyMtnActivist
on May 18, 2007 at 4:36 AM
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Thank you, Kabu.........
I'm glad you enjoyed them.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:32 AM
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Yup. Mary..........
NaughtyGirl is my middle name -
MaggieNaughtyGirlMae .How do you like it? hahaha
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:31 AM
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Sissy
Good ones this morning...hahaha..Remember Cindy's parrots imitating the garbage truck? LOL
posted by
Offy
on May 18, 2007 at 4:23 AM
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Thank you, Whacky and Bo.............
I appreciate you. WOOF, WOOF!
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:21 AM
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Well, that's simple, afzal......................
Just come back and read them again this morning. hahaha
I hope you feel good the whole day anyway.
posted by
MaggieMae
on May 18, 2007 at 4:19 AM
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I like practically any kinds of jokes, actually.
But that first one is really funny.
It seemed to me that, somehow,
the blue jay was trying to communicate with me.
I would see him fly into the house across the way,
pick up the telephone, and dial.
My phone would ring, and it would be him,
but it was just this squawking and cheeping.
"What!? What!?" I would yell back,
but he never did speak English.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 18, 2007 at 12:37 AM
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hahahahaha...those are fun jokes Maggie
posted by
telemachus
on May 17, 2007 at 7:10 PM
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Maggie Mae
I just don't know why a man would give his real name. LOL That was so funny. Poor diswasher repairman. I can see his frustration. These are cute. How are you doing dear one? I have missed you. I have not been on Blogit much for two or three days, been really busy. Hope you are well.
posted by
Justi
on May 17, 2007 at 6:43 PM
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maggie tee hee
Congratulations....you've done it again!!!!!!!Haaaaaaaaa
posted by
Kabu
on May 17, 2007 at 6:34 PM
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Maggie
Ha, ha, ha! You naughty Girl! Oh dear.............
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 17, 2007 at 6:29 PM
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Those are really funny!
A smile
from me and a WOOF! and
smile from Bo! =^..^=
posted by
Whacky
on May 17, 2007 at 6:25 PM
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Both the jokes are hilarious. I like to read such stuff in the mornings so
that I feel good whole day . Thanks.
posted by
afzal50
on May 17, 2007 at 6:22 PM
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