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mademoiselle...i truly do not want to offend you or hurt your feelings, but
gorillas ...ummmmm...do that sort of thing to everybody...i'm not sure that he just especially likes you!
posted by
muser
on August 19, 2007 at 6:35 AM
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posted by
star4sky5
on May 22, 2007 at 6:23 PM
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wondering where you are..
Miss your humor...
posted by
Offy
on May 22, 2007 at 1:10 PM
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Only a rose
from me and another
from Bo =^..^= Wooff!
posted by
Whacky
on May 21, 2007 at 9:03 PM
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good afternoon.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 20, 2007 at 1:31 PM
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Mademoiselle
Would love to be a fly on that glass watching the two of you!
posted by
Troosha
on May 20, 2007 at 6:52 AM
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OMGawd...you're breaking the poor apes heart...ROLF..
I think you should run for President, I like the response you have for deliberate acts of aggression! hahahahaha...You crack me up!
posted by
Offy
on May 20, 2007 at 4:16 AM
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Great post.
posted by
A-and-B
on May 20, 2007 at 3:33 AM
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You're welcome, afzal.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 11:10 PM
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Thanks for sharing .
posted by
afzal50
on May 19, 2007 at 11:04 PM
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Answer my question (in the comments section of your blog).
It's all, like,
profound and stuff.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 10:38 PM
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Oh shhhh!!
That's insulting! I don't want to know what "hobo's drop" is now. I
don't even care what it is anymore!
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 10:37 PM
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Someday, bandana, I'll have Michelle explain it to you.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 10:31 PM
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It's okay.
What's "Hobo's drop"? I still can't figure it out.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 10:30 PM
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I just read a really funny story ... that's why I was gone so long.
It took a while to explain it to Michelle.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 10:24 PM
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Oh, yes. Sometimes democracy do fail.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 10:21 PM
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No. She was already there when I joined.
After she was appointed as a moderator, the very next opening that came up, she immediately nominated me, and I was eventaully voted in (after some "spirited" debate).
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 10:15 PM
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That sounds like serious trouble.
Did you guys nominate yourselves to the "web master"? Or how did you two become moderators?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 10:07 PM
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I show her most of the good ones.
You know, she and I used to be moderators on a "young writers forum"?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 9:58 PM
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Does Manon read your blog?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 9:32 PM
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Yeah, we were all having lunch, and she just blurts out that Roger Ebert is going to have to have his jaw removed.
And, at the time, no one believed her.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:47 PM
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What! He had his jaw removed?!
I didn't know that (I'm so going to hell.)
Manon predicted it? So witches do hang out together... interesting.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:42 PM
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Well, he wasn't before he had his jaw removed.
Which, you might recall, Manon amazingly predicted way before it happened.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:39 PM
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If he has a "big foot", then yes.
Ebert is so creepy looking.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:34 PM
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Is it about Ebert?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:31 PM
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I'm going to post my dream very soon.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:29 PM
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No contest ... Ebert is/was the greatest film critic who has ever lived.
Roeper isn't even in Ebert's league as a reviewer
or a writer. Although, having said that, I certainly don't dislike Roeper as much as most people do, however.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:23 PM
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Which one do you prefer? Ebert or Roeper?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:20 PM
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I enjoyed the first two equally, actually.
Btw, if you turn on ABC in about 45 minutes, you can see Richard Roeper and his guest critic review it.
Bet you anything he absolutely hates it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:16 PM
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That's a shocker. Even though the 2nd one was not as funny
as the 1st (IMO), but was still pretty good, so I really had high hopes for this one.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:13 PM
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It was a flaccid, laugh-less, uninspired rehash that pales in comparison to its predecessors.
But other than that, it was great!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:10 PM
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I have to try that out sometimes...
How was Shriek III?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:07 PM
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No, it's intended to disable their opponent.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:05 PM
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No way! Are you serious?!
Is that suppose to be torture? Or is it, like, foreplay (aren't they, like, horny all the time)?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 8:03 PM
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That's only in movies and video games, bandana ...
In real life their most common method of attack is the "titty twister".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 8:00 PM
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I really didn't know gorillas bite; I thought they would only
throw and/or pound their enemies.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 7:59 PM
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Editor's note: Link to gorilla attack info posted below
http://www.twincities.com/ci_5928422?source=most_emailed
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 7:47 PM
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Um, some things that weren't clear ...
At least not to me.
Keep in mind, I wrote this within, like, 20 minutes of arriving home.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 7:35 PM
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What did you edit? I couldn't tell...
Anyways, what happened to this zoo you're talking about?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 7:33 PM
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What did you, like, just wake up, bandana?
Anyways, I just got done editing for clarity.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 7:25 PM
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What's in the papers? What happened yesterday?
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 7:17 PM
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Thanks for dropping by, riri.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 6:56 PM
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Ya, I did, actually, bandana.
And I'm not much into gorillas, sadly. Plus already have several stuffed orangutans, so ...
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 6:55 PM
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posted by
riri0322
on May 19, 2007 at 3:16 PM
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So did you get the stuffed animal?
Actually, I think you should have gotten a stuffed gorilla and then show it off to "Bongo", just to make him go crazy.
posted by
bandanafish
on May 19, 2007 at 2:51 PM
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I hear those ape lawyers can be brutal.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 1:41 PM
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Madem, LOL, good idea.
posted by
shelly_b
on May 19, 2007 at 1:38 PM
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That's probably for the best, Shelly.
I should also note that "Bongo" isn't his real name. I chose to protect his identity.
Plus I didn't want him to sue me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 1:38 PM
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Madem, I suggest that you don't see the gorillas anymore? LOL
you know...give Bongo time to forget about you.
posted by
shelly_b
on May 19, 2007 at 1:34 PM
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The weird thing, Shelly, is that this one seems so uniquely and exclusively preoccupied with me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on May 19, 2007 at 1:32 PM
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sounds like a fun trip to the zoo! LOL
yeah...those gorillas are always doing weird and scary things.
posted by
shelly_b
on May 19, 2007 at 1:21 PM
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