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Chyrlann
Thanks for dropping in. And yes, I think it is what you think it is...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 23, 2007 at 8:17 PM
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Kudos on the title by the way!
posted by
roadscross
on May 23, 2007 at 7:53 PM
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Fun here! I haven't been around much but am enjoying these tidbits of
yours! Yes, his name is Dr. Oz precisely and he's great. I do watch Oprah occassionally and the bicycle seat with the slot was much more interesting then the 13' tape worm! Hey, little boy blue's friend riding beside him....is that WHAT I think it is? I rather envy people who have no pride in order to have fun but wouldn't care to witness such.
posted by
roadscross
on May 23, 2007 at 7:52 PM
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Re: I just saw Dr. Oz on Oprah a day or so ago talking about bike seats
Thanks Pat. I have one of those seats with a slit, even though my interest in fertility isn't terribly high - ED is another issue, of course...
BTW, is this guy actually called Dr Oz?
posted by
Nautikos
on May 23, 2007 at 9:42 AM
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I just saw Dr. Oz on Oprah a day or so ago talking about bike seats
and sexual disfunction -- it seems most seats press on some major artery that runs through the pubic area and shuts down circulation. A guy who rides 40 or 50 miles on a regular basis can end up with ED and/or reduced fertility. He says there's a special seat with a slot down the center so this particular pressure point isn't compressed -- I suppose you can get details at Oprah.com if you're riding bikes and interested in being fertile.
posted by
Pat_B
on May 23, 2007 at 7:00 AM
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Strat
if its a matter of a missing saddle, don't worry about it, I've got a spare one, it'll get to you in good time...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 4:46 PM
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I'm not sure I can do that,
at least not unless I break down and buy a seat for my bike...
posted by
strat
on May 22, 2007 at 12:36 PM
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Enigmatic
'Meaningful event' indeed, lol. And I am more concerned what the flea on my neighbour's dog thinks of me, than about droolah's opinions...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 11:20 AM
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Troosha
...and possibly impervious to a pain in the ass...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 11:11 AM
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Nautikos
Just curious, how does it feel to be referred to as, "Corbin's reader," by 'drohan?'
lol!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on May 22, 2007 at 10:42 AM
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Nautikos
It's always been "meaningful events" like this, that change the world!
posted by
Enigmatic68
on May 22, 2007 at 9:45 AM
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Naut
You won't catch me naked on a bike! I watched the various rallies last year - some people are proud and shameless.
posted by
Troosha
on May 22, 2007 at 8:11 AM
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Mary
Well, there is such a thing as black paint, ain't there? Oh well, there's always someone indecent in every crowd, I guess. And the 'water', that is someone expressing? Okay.
Anyway, I'll be back later. I gotta express...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 6:06 AM
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Naut
Guess there has to be some blackness in everything? Black sheep of the nude bicycle clan? The stream is simply expressing.
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 22, 2007 at 6:00 AM
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Kabu
If you can manage to tear your eyes away from Li'l Boy Blue for a moment, there's lots to read here...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 6:00 AM
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TAPS
I'm sure Li'l Boy Blue would really stand up...er,
out at a Green party...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 5:57 AM
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Mary
Looking at that picture of yours, I have a few questions: what the hell is the one in pants doing here? I mean, is that even
allowed? And this stream of water(?) in the background, is someone doing what he shouldn't be doing there?
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 5:54 AM
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Naut
I came back for a read only to find taps blue boy. I thought it might be from cold but his dee dee isn' shrivelled enough.
posted by
Kabu
on May 22, 2007 at 5:16 AM
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Nautikos
A blue one for you:
posted by
TAPS.
on May 22, 2007 at 4:58 AM
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Nautikos
I don't know. I didn't look at all the dangles, only the most obvious. LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on May 22, 2007 at 4:48 AM
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Naut - Ha, ha, ha!
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 22, 2007 at 4:46 AM
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Good morning, Mary
Maybe your photo was of last year's event! The other thing that occurred to me - here they're riding around in the Northern Hemisphere, exposing their Southern Hemispheres...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 4:43 AM
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Naut - Good Morning
Oh, gosh WHERE do you get these things? I saw a photo of naked bike riding and put it in Shelly's blog a few weeks back. It's here to haunt me, is it?
posted by
FoliageGold
on May 22, 2007 at 4:24 AM
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Offy,
Good morning again, hon! TAPS is saying they're green all over and have a big party! You wouldn't want to miss that, would you?
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 4:23 AM
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TAPS
They were all green? And then they had a party? Maybe that's why it's called the 'Green Party'! Hey, it's behinning to make sense...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 4:20 AM
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Talion
I have to admit, they're damn uncomfortable! I mean, we can send men to the moon, but we can't even invent a comfortable bike seat??? I gotta wear
padded pants when I'm riding!
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 4:16 AM
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Kabu
don't worry, I'm sure you'll get you chance...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 22, 2007 at 4:11 AM
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g/morning Naut
Ah...hummm...I think I will just stay in that day (with blinders on)...lol
posted by
Offy
on May 22, 2007 at 4:02 AM
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Nautikos
I think I've seen pictures of this from last year. They use a lot of body paint. Last year I wondered, just a passing thought, how hard it is to get green off of that dangle.
posted by
TAPS.
on May 22, 2007 at 2:24 AM
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Nautikos
I haven't been on a bike in years, but from what I remember of the seats, there's no way I'd ever ride one sans pants. The sight of the average person doing so isn't very intriguing either. I'd happily pay five bucks a gallon to avoid it.
posted by
Talion
on May 21, 2007 at 9:17 PM
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Naut I just looked in the mirror
boy am I glad this is the day for the Northern hemisphere.....
posted by
Kabu
on May 21, 2007 at 9:10 PM
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hazel
doesn't bare...uh, bear thinking about...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 21, 2007 at 7:58 PM
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Masky
Too bad my old Bimmer ain't runnin'...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 21, 2007 at 7:57 PM
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LOL ! Gotta a visual....! All those sweaty asses on bikes ! LOL !
posted by
hazel_st_cricket
on May 21, 2007 at 7:36 PM
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ahh...Reminds me of Sturgis...where the saying was...
"Ass, Gas, or Grass...Nobody rides for free!" LOL!
Thank you for this valuable notice! XO
posted by
---Masky---
on May 21, 2007 at 6:55 PM
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